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Post by sukebegg on Apr 19, 2021 2:58:44 GMT
File under "Fun Conspiracy Theories I'd Never Heard Before"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 21, 2021 3:37:28 GMT
has forii member rankign potential
wft
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 4, 2021 0:36:02 GMT
"She has nice hair but I think I'm ready to make an upgrade in my fucking. I'm a billionaire, I think I deserve it. Bezos did it so why can't I? Fuck you, I'm doing it. I'm old, I might not have much time left. I think it's time to get busy with some really skanky teenage bitches and hos".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 4, 2021 0:53:06 GMT
"This ol' coot ain't exactly got a billion dollar stiffy any more, if you know what I'm saying. I fully intend to use my half of the Gates Foundation cash to criss-cross Africa getting my gash plowed by all sorts of massive African village dongers. It's gonna be great, I greatly look forward to getting plowed up the shitter by 10 rock-hard inches of black mambo python thank you, no more questions".
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Post by sukebegg on May 5, 2021 9:20:08 GMT
I slept through most of US 90s kulture but this was the peak right?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 5, 2021 12:47:39 GMT
ffs how did I miss that episode? Never was an ANTHRAX guy but that shit wouldve burned itself into my impressionable brain forever.
If I'd seen Christina Applegate do that with her hair when I was in my teens my cock and balls would've all fucking exploded.
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Post by sukebegg on May 6, 2021 7:40:34 GMT
Of course CA goes for the lead geetarist ~
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 19, 2021 22:22:34 GMT
Damn I wish I had a job where I could trot out this corporate buzzword wankspeak: www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html "We need to phosfluorescently architect diverse e-tailers both synergistically and bi-portally, people".
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Post by sukebegg on Jun 5, 2021 8:57:24 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 14, 2021 12:31:02 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Jun 17, 2021 9:04:56 GMT
Delivery food has always been prevalent here and they are saviors even not during lockdown. I almost always tip because that 100 yen is still the price of lunch. Anyone bringing me delicious grub while I am baked to the gills is my friend, so what if they forgot, or drank, my coke...Pay it forward and the Universe will see you get at least a free handy someday!
Meanwhile, America shows it's true respect for Human Rights!!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 17, 2021 21:43:08 GMT
HBO pay-per-view on a firing squad would be ratings GOLD.
All of America would stop to watch live as some nigraz got they lyin', stealin', no-good asses'n'faces buckshotted back to Valhalla.
Pre-match panel show previews to duscuss guns and ammo, a motherfuckign ratings bonanza. "Steve, I think they'll go with the classic combo at home here in Texas, the Winchester semi-cart .245 coupled with hollow point dum dums" "Yes, that is a winning combination Steve, those lyin' nigraz won't have a motherfucking chance" "Only 40 minutes til kickoff and LOOK here come the prisoners, shackled and chained and leaving the State Pen. Heads down, appearing solemn and focused, they know they've got it all ahead of them today, Clive".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 27, 2021 23:21:41 GMT
This Miami condo thing, ffs no wonder the families are going radio rental.
Day 1, rescue cunts just standing around with red buckets.
Day 2, the camera shows ONE fireman squirting some water on the rubble right in front of him that still has 150 cunts buried under it. Where's the feverish digging? The cranes lifting shit off? "We dont want to disturb the rubble as there might be people still alive under there. So we thought we'd squirt some water on the rubble. Rubble has feelings too you know, and requires hydration. To stay cool. Today has been quite a hot day and rubble can become quite warm to the touch under direct sunlight so we thought this one fireman and his firehose could cool the rubb FFS JUST GET ON WITH IT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 16, 2021 1:59:21 GMT
Jesus, didnt realise eBay had ditched paypal and now require sellers to link directly to their bank account. YOU HAVE TO GIVE EBAY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PASSWORD so they can pay you.
Are you fuckkking shitting me?
What sort of a lunatic would ever trust MegaCorp eCunt with that info?
EBay always sides with the customer. Now some scammer fuckwit can jack your $$$$$ right out of your bank account 5 months after the sale? Fuck that.
Sellers must be abandoning the place in droves.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 22, 2021 3:29:38 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 24, 2021 21:59:29 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 30, 2021 9:45:20 GMT
Hay Guyz, check out my pronouns:
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 9, 2021 9:29:31 GMT
The Alec Baldwin Incident...wft, at first I thought it was just good ol US' casual attitude towards gun and their gun fetishization that requires real weapons...but it keeps getting weirder... Cannot find a source, but I heard that the movie was just some cheapo film to capitalize on the Alec Baldwin algorithm on Netflix (If you like 30 Rock!) - Calculated to get xx, xxx,xxx clicks so CONTENT IS CONTENT...No need to dig up an ancient native American burial ground out there in the NM desert, Baldwin is a curse unto himself...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 18, 2021 10:25:29 GMT
Hate to brag guyz but I had 59 likes in my inbox today.
59
It is surely some sort of a forii record.
I am having each and every one of the "likes" individually framed. No expense spared. Mahogany framing.
It is probably the greatest achievement of my life.
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Post by pussycat on Nov 18, 2021 13:41:41 GMT
Your greatest achievement will come once you get ten more likes.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 1, 2021 22:45:54 GMT
so bloody stupid.
These daggy cuntz actually made me a bit homesick.
You never get this level of laidback dagginess here in uptight ARSEHOLE Japen
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 3, 2021 22:59:55 GMT
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today's multi-task: falling and crying
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Post by beta on Dec 5, 2021 22:04:26 GMT
Read? Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. My eyes are so screwed up that I can't read it right now. Had a headache for days. I have this diagnosed eye problem that I am supposed to take care of. Honest to god, I am trying. It takes a few days, though, when I fail. It's easy to type, though. I had to laugh when the census in Japan uncovered that there were all sorts of people who were dead but their family members were still collecting money as though they were alive. Love it. "Safety country" for sure. Safe for fraud. Very safety for fraud. Forgotten dead. I'll read the article sooner rather than later. It only took 20 minutes to find my forum name. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. I should change it to something that I can remember. You know something Mugabe. That's way easier to remember.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2021 0:09:15 GMT
I had to laugh when the census in Japan uncovered that there were all sorts of people who were dead but their family members were still collecting money as though they were alive. Love it. "Safety country" for sure. Safe for fraud. Very safety for fraud. You just KNOW it's the very tip of the iceberg too. For every family dopey enough to get caught there could be THOUSANDS, maybe HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, bilking the system for every shrapnel of yen they can. Cottage industry handed down from generation to generation. "Mummy, can I do my science project on Grandpa?" "No dearie, Grandpa is busy having a very, very, very long sleep in the futon closet. The sign says 'Do Not Disturb'" "Mummy, is Grandad ossified or is he calcified? From a scientific standpoint." "I said NO." "Mummy, is Grandad a cadaver or is he a corpse? Technically speaking. Categorically. Scientifically." "No fucken science project, shithead. If you blow this little earner for us there's plenty of room in that fucken futon closet..."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 19, 2022 0:17:54 GMT
nypost.com/2022/01/18/anders-breivik-gives-nazi-salute-during-parole-hearing/fffs Norway, so the cunt gets out 10 years from now anyway? Spacker libtard society. What does he do then? Rock up to a job interview? "Um it says here you shot 77 people? "Incorrect." ".........." "Technically I only shot 69, the remainder died in the blast from my bomb". "Right... right........... um.... so do you work well in a team?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 3, 2022 1:13:08 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 16, 2022 0:45:06 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 16, 2022 9:44:55 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 10, 2022 23:11:43 GMT
Grandmaster Fatboy and The Furious Five assemble for lunchtime dance moves practice:
"Oi! Wan! Get your arse over here! Time for lunchtime dance moves practice! We are Grandmaster Fatboy and The Furious Five not Grandmaster Fatboy and The Furious Four! Don't. Push. Me. Cos. I'm. Close. To. The. DMZ... hahaha..."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 12, 2022 11:15:21 GMT
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