Medical Issues: The Deterioration Of The Corporeal Form.
Jun 6, 2023 6:18:46 GMT
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Post by beta on Jun 6, 2023 6:18:46 GMT
The pills were awesome. Metabolic steroids. After about 3 days alll my shit had cleared up and I felt amazing. Just BOOMING. They must have been some powerful shit. Even cleared up the half-pneumonic green snotcough I've been hawking up mornings for the last 2 years. Of course, that came back as soon as the med cycle ended...
Dec 29, 2022 5:32:09 GMT beta said:
They love handing out the drugs in Japan. The Japanese Doctor
HO HO HO, after much nagging from Camp Leader I finally reneged and went to a medical check, specifically for the green snot cough I've had every fucking morning for the last 2 years.
Yes, the familiar dance with that most reticent of professionals, The Japanese Doctor. Let me guess, he'll stare at his computer the entire time, give me a cursory glance and then give it the time-honoured "ah so ka, ah so ka, uhhhhh... take it easy. Next!"
After filling out a bit of chart shit and what have you, detailing my shit greensnot cough and the feeling that I'm halfway to pneumonia, that I've had for the last 2 years, there I am with the Doc. Of course, his eyes are glued to his computer.
"Blah blah blah, you're fine, anything else?"
"Do I need medicine for the cough I wrote down about on the chart?"
"Do you want medicine?"
"I DONT FUCKING KNOW, YOU FUCKING SPACKLORD, YOU'RE THE DOCTOR IN THIS CONVERSATION FSS"
"I don't think you need medicine"
"Oh ok bye then"
Absolutely useless cunts.
Now when Camp Leader has a nag about me seeing a doctor for my morning snotcough I can proudly retort "I DID BUT THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO GET OUT".
Japan without copious amounts of pharmaceuticals is something I could not face. My brother, I can only empathize with you, but I truly do. Utter hell. Had a urologist who refused to give me drugs in Mushsashi-Kosugi. I went down the line to Tsunashima and got what a I needed. Same day about 2 hours later. Met an old student of mine working reception there in Yokohama. She was also a classical pianist and a very good piano teacher. Don't know why she worked there. Perhaps liked getting out of her house in the daytime. Her husband worked bloody hard so they had a lot of money. She got to hear me utter some "nice words" when that urologist decided to inspect the prostate. Turns out it was quite inflamed. Kawasaki versus Yokohama medicine? I don't fucken know. I just needed two months of drugs to get to the point that I could function like a human instead of a dog.