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CNN
Apr 25, 2020 2:31:35 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 25, 2020 2:31:35 GMT
FFS. These days I seem to watch CNN like I'm being paid for it. God knows why. About 65% of its telecast is the same 4 infomercials repeated over and over again advertising... themselves. Over and fucking over. Specifically, their legendary cadre of hard-hitting journalists. The cult of personality clique. Amanpour. Wolf Blitzer. And carving through the briny bilge, the maidenhead, yes, Anderson Cooper, their flagship toothpaste Max Headroom on 11 MILLION a year. Get this though; since the Orange Spermranch got elected in 2016 CNN's profits are up 36%. 36 fucking percent! They don't mention that wee factoid during their 24 hour hammering of ol' Agent Orange Dildostein. The object of their non-stop derision is lining their pockets. 36%, that's what, 3 million of Coops 11 million solely courtesy of railing on Donnie Drumpfburger.
Also, apparently "Fox News" are hammering CNN in the ratings. I've never seen Fox News so will have to leave the cutting expose of that programme in more capable forii hands.
This just in; CNN totally fucken sabotaged Bernie Sanders. Hatchet job. Even blind Freddy here on the Pitcairns could see that. It was like an orchestrated channel-wide agenda to fuck the undemocratic commie guy at every turn. For what? So their 80-year old braindead establishment putz could be roadkill speedbump for Fat Guts Donnie in November? Nice one, shitheads.
Anyway, CNN. Here on the Upper 666th Pitcairns Parallel, 9 am means Anderson Cooper, 10 am means Cuomo and 11 am means D.Lemon. Against my better instincts I'll turn the telly on and let the cunt play in the background.
9 am: Anderson Cooper. he looks clever but actually I suspect he's a bit thick. His vocab aint all that and he gets a bit tongue tied and doesnt seem to have the acuity to go for the killer questions. His "handoff" to Cuomo is professional and perfunctory but gives the vibe that Cuomo is the cool kid at skool and Coops is a bit of a stiff. Maybe Coops is such a pro he doesnt like the "handoff" thing at all and wants to keep it all super professional. Or maybe it's cos he secretly has a raging crush on Cuomo and is like a flustered little girl in the great man's curled Adonis-like presence. Wasnt Cuomo voted "Sexiest Man Alive" in one of those tabloid bollocks mags back in the day? I reckon this is why Coops is so perfunctory, he's thinking, "wft, you have a great big old 15 minute chat about the weekend with D.Lemon yet try to shunt me off as quick as you fucken can. You devilishly handsome cad, you. Oh, but I could never hold it against you though... unless.... you want me to hold it against you...." <cue massive fappy sounds coming from under Coops desk>
Anyway, having watched about 10,000 hours of Coops it is my judgement that he is actually a really pure person. Even though he's a fuckign Vanderbilt. FFS. Imagine the life he had growing up. Just sheer opulence. Spiral staircases. The WORKS. Hate these born-on-3rd-base bastards. Although sounds like ol' Andy has "disinherited" himself from mummies will though. Very noble. When you're on $11 mill a year at work it's easy to be a noble cunt. FFS just give us some fucken money ya Thunderbirds-headed toff.
10 am: Cuomo. way sharper, impressive vocab, and thinks very quickly. That said, after 20 minutes he has "The Great Debate" segment with libtard vs fascist with neither willing to sede any ground whatsoever so the whole thing is just a big fucken argument with both sides digging their heels in. You NEVER hear one side say "you know, that is totally right and you've changed my mind on that matter." Like. Fuck. I tune out for this whole segment.
Then, at the end of Cuomo's hour, in contrast to the perfunctory handoff with Anderson Toothpaste, when Cuomo hands over to Don Lemon, OH SHIT, they have a great big old laugh and chat for fucken 15 minutes. It's like the SNL bus scene where all the black people get off the bus and suddenly a party breaks out. Cooper must be thinking fine then, fuck ya, you two have a great big old chat while one hour before you give me the bum's rush inside 5 seconds.
Also, as seen during Cuomo's "basement" quarantine broadcasts, his basement is fancier than 99.9999% of all peoples living rooms on planet fucking earth.
11 am: Don Lemon. i like the bloke but he is a bit repetitive playing the same old anti-drumpf clips over and over again. Sorry Lemo, I tune out and go do some other shit about 4 minutes into your broadcast.
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CNN
May 31, 2020 0:23:22 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on May 31, 2020 0:23:22 GMT
Fucken cool viewing on CNN lately. People chastising the looters? Sure its a bit cunty but we aint walked a mile in their shoes. In my time in JesusLand I was really taken aback at how blecks were treated with such incredible wariness. Always think back to how I'd walk past Nordstrom and pop in for a luxury department store piss. Dressed like shit, looked like shit, none of the dolly bird staff batted an eye. Got me thinking, as a whitey, short of coming across as homeless, I could look as shitty as I wanted. But for a black man to come in for a piss? Even if the poor bastard is dressed in a fucken 3-piece suit the staff hackles will be raised. They WILL be on edge.
As for the seppo cops? FFS. We all know the only language bullies understand is violence. "Oh, they should just have a peaceful protest." That's the equivalent of Marty Mcfly walking up to Biff Tannen and calling him a big meanie. He'll just laugh you off and punch you in the fucken head anyway. Black guys standing up to the seppo cops with violence is the only way for those thick Klan kop fucks to get the message. Maybe the next time they're standing on some poor handcuffed cunts neck they'll think of the retributional violence headed their way once their nazi jackbooted crimes get uploaded to youtube.
As for the protests, cool to see a salt and peppering of honkies marching with the brothers. Wow, they're all so young too. Maybe there's hope for Millenial Snowflake generation after all.
The bleck Omar Jimenez reporter kid that got arrested has a big future. Very composed and intelligent lad. I would be very impressed if MiniMe brought him over for dinner to Meet The Parents.
Might even segregate the restroom for a bit of a laugh.
Should go down well.
Overall, I keep thinking about that old Chris Rock bit about his racist uncle who married a white woman. "I luuuvve Susie and she luuuve me. But, if the day of the Revolution ever comes, I'll Kill Susie FIRST. Just to show these crackers I mean business."
New biz idea; line of inspirational quotes on t-shirts where the heartfelt message is slightly off...
"I have a dream for hearts and dreams".
"Today's thoughts are the prayers of yesterday's children".
"And Jesus said let the dream for thoughts enter minds".
"On the 7th day we raised the children".
"And the Lord said unto thee; I have a dream".
"Hearts Build Character. Keys Build Minds. People build buildings. Keys build character".
"The heart wants what the heart wants". - Dr Martin Lex Luthor.
"Let the children of the Lord's heart blind you tomorrow".
"To know is to fear. To fear is to fail. To fail is to fear".
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CNN
Jun 2, 2020 0:41:48 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 2, 2020 0:41:48 GMT
There's a reason the Hollywank celebs are so quiet. Their hero cop films/tv drama narratives all just got shot in the motherfucking face.
"Wait, what, so you're trying to tell me the cop is the baddie? Let me just think about that for a while. I don't know if people will buy it".
They're going to have to rethink their whole "no, no, I'M the hero" industry. They're silent cos its like hitting the brakes on the QEII, the fat cunt takes some time to turn around, right now all you can hear is the gear wheels turning in the Hollywanker heads...
"OK, ok, so how about Denzel as the goodie but he's the strong silent leader of the protesters. He gently chides the nigger rioters and then we have some nazi cops..."
"Nope, you cannot do that, you cannot portray the police force as
"We fucking have to you idiot, have you seen the fucking streets lately? There's coons ripping up Melrose Place and taking a dump in Barbie Streisands fucking pool. OK, so Denzel as the hero activist and for the nazi cops we'll have Defoe, Ed Norton and the token sympathetic cuck, fuckit chuck a fucken spic in there for the affirmative action cockwads. Of course, Defoe dies of the virus after a coon looter spits in his face, that'll get us back onside with whitey...
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CNN
Jun 2, 2020 1:22:02 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 2, 2020 1:22:02 GMT
googled ethnic makeup of seppo pigs;
whitey: 77%
bleck: 13%
asian: 2%
85% are dudes.
15% chicks.
So how many are racist?
My guess is 3% of the 15% chicks are racist.
Maybe 1 in 5 of the males?
So maybe 15% total? Fucked if I know though.
1 in 5 would be bad.
3 in 5? You may as well just be upfront about it and call it what it is; institutionalised apartheid.
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CNN
Jun 9, 2020 7:43:07 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 9, 2020 7:43:07 GMT
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CNN
Oct 5, 2020 22:24:12 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 5, 2020 22:24:12 GMT
FFS. These days I seem to watch CNN like I'm being paid for it.
Damnit I can lie on the sofa like a spacco-eyed drongo for 6 hours straight and span out to this repetitive bullshit. Maybe it's a subliminal holdover from living here on the Pitcairns from when there weren't any english language telly shows
I wonder how much they pay these talking head guest pundits they rotate in, the Gloria Borger's etc?
One thing that annoys me the more I watch is the host will welcome in the "guest panel" then give them 10 seconds to talk, then after 2 seconds it's "ok, real quick, we've only got 8 more seconds" then they say "ok, gotta take an ad break now, thanks" and shunt the poor cunt out.
FFS you go through all the rigmarole of inviting the cunt in there then its basically an 8-second countdown till you cut them off so you can play more fucken ads, which are usually the same repeated celebratory puff pieces championing on your own "hard-hitting" fucken journalism.
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CNN
Oct 6, 2020 22:49:35 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 6, 2020 22:49:35 GMT
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CNN
Oct 7, 2020 22:37:29 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 7, 2020 22:37:29 GMT
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CNN
Oct 8, 2020 21:43:13 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 8, 2020 21:43:13 GMT
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CNN
Oct 17, 2020 7:08:24 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 17, 2020 7:08:24 GMT
since the Orange Spermranch got elected in 2016 CNN's profits are up 36%. 36 fucking percent! They don't mention that wee factoid during their 24 hour hammering of ol' Agent Orange Dildostein. The object of their non-stop derision is lining their pockets. 36%, that's what, 3 million of Coops 11 million solely courtesy of railing on Donnie Drumpfburger.
Finally! I cant remember the last time CNN had an actual news story about Syrian migrants or Isis or any world bloody news at all. It's the 24H Donnie and the virus network.
wFT will happen next year with no Donnie to talk about? They'll be back looking for cats stuck up trees. Their ratings will tank and with it their talking heads big fucking contracts. |
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CNN
Oct 20, 2020 10:02:40 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 20, 2020 10:02:40 GMT
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CNN
Nov 3, 2020 12:23:44 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 3, 2020 12:23:44 GMT
Hopefully as the CNN Election Night coverage goes on and it becomes increasingly apparent Drumpf is on his way out, the pundits stop referring to him as "the President" and just start completely disrespecting him...
"...Captain Ploopyburger seen there boarding Air Force 1..."
"...that shitty golfer Fatty McShartbugle walking to the podium now..."
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CNN
Nov 3, 2020 12:48:44 GMT
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Post by pussycat on Nov 3, 2020 12:48:44 GMT
I’m afraid to turn on the tv today.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 3, 2020 22:57:09 GMT
Republican baddie Rick Santorum is wearing Chuck Taylor hi-tops with his bizness suit  |
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CNN
Nov 4, 2020 3:57:10 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 4, 2020 3:57:10 GMT
lol@Jon King at the Magic Wall, everyone drinks on "we're not done".
Libtards not flipping shit.
Donnie looking good.
FFSUSA.
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Post by pussycat on Nov 4, 2020 5:10:12 GMT
My girlfriend always complains about this habit I have. i put on a horror movie right before bed and immediately fall asleep. And then she stays up all night horrified by the movie. Tonight it went the other way around. She suggested we put on CNN and then just passed the fuck out. And now I’m sitting here horrified.
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CNN
Nov 4, 2020 12:05:01 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 4, 2020 12:05:01 GMT
CNN got their dander back up now that Sleepy Joe's mail-ins are coming home with a wet sail.
Still might not be enough.
Might be left to Dee-troit Motor City to Save America, USA.
Cuomo looks like he's aged about 10 years from last week. He now looks exactly like his governor brother.
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CNN
Nov 5, 2020 12:36:02 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 5, 2020 12:36:02 GMT
They've had no updates for a fucking day and are subsisting on 3 minutes repetitive waffle then Cuomo/Lemo pleading "stay with CNN"... then theyre off to another 3 minute ad break. Rinse repeat.
Poor cunts are getting desperate for news now.
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CNN
Nov 16, 2020 23:25:45 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 16, 2020 23:25:45 GMT
These cunts are going to spend the next 60 days having a big fucken cry about Donnie not letting any fuckers fix the virus.
I'd love for them to get REALLY honest and say "ffs, our ratings are going to tank like a motherfucker with the Orange Hindenburger gone. We'll be back to covering cats up trees. And with shit ratings will be shit advertising money, ergo, our big fucken $$ bonuses will be gone. Oh shit sorry, was I thinking out loud there? Cut to break."
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CNN
Nov 24, 2020 9:09:00 GMT
Post by sukebegg on Nov 24, 2020 9:09:00 GMT
CNN? I find it interesting that the progressive Left was pointing to the Technocratic MIC and Intelligence Agencies bias of corporate media including and especially the "paper of record" NYT. This interesting clip might be sus conspirafoolery but read Manufacturing Consent and ponder the path to the current cry of "Fake News"...
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 24, 2020 9:28:09 GMT
I will say, I find myself flipping on CNN when travelling although that obnoxious business travel idiot they have on the international channels was the cause of a tv flipped out the tenth-story window of a Pattaya hotel...not me, but someone surely...
I have had some big stories break while travelling which always gives them more importance although the weirdest was the Parkland shooting - I only found out a week or so later that I went to school with David Hogg's mom...
I was in the US last Jan. when Kobe Bryant was killed. I actually ended up at a Clipper's game a few days later and in the middle of the Kobe memorial around the arena they share with the Lakers...fucking bizarre...
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Nov 24, 2020 22:21:53 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 24, 2020 22:21:53 GMT
although that obnoxious business travel idiot they have on the international channels was the cause of a tv flipped out the tenth-story window of a Pattaya hotel... Richard Quest? I haaaaaaaate that cocksure cunt. I remember the first time I saw him on CNN was during 9/11 coverage and, as the towers fell down, CNN crossed to him and he tried to go all british stiff upper lip and presented some other news story as if nothing had happened. Way to read the air you colonisey pommy twat. I hope he falls off an elephant. And impales himself on his pith helmet. |
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Post by nikkeisindex on Nov 25, 2020 18:51:16 GMT
It's hard to take them seriously because they tend to run ONE story 24/7, which is basically "TRUMP BAD."
Okay, frankly I agree.
There are no other newsworthy events in the entire world?
I quit watching! Now I'm in for the 10 min daily NHK broadcast (on the lame English channel here in Trump's America) and I'll check out the local station for 15 mins or however long it is until the Weather and Sports segments.
Who wants the weather explained to them over the course of 5 minutes with a goofy orange/yellow/neon diagram? I already looked on my app, I know what the damn weather is.
Sports.
My ass.
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Nov 25, 2020 21:44:16 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 25, 2020 21:44:16 GMT
There are no other newsworthy events in the entire world?
Read some things about Cuomo recently, he sounds like a bit of a hair-trigger psycho in real life. Going berko at people in public threatenign violence when they mention the word "Fredo" which sounds like some sort of trigger word that sends him into an apoplectic rage. Then turns out his virus recovery basement emergence was totally staged, he was out and about a few times during his quarantine "lockdown" including shrieking blue murder at some poor cunt who yelled at him to go home |
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CNN
Jan 12, 2021 22:53:27 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 12, 2021 22:53:27 GMT
CNN now going into multi-cock/mega-fap mode at the prospect of multiple GOP senators getting indicted for conspiracy with the rioters and getting done for sedition.
Wolf Blitzer is so excited he's actually trying to dry-hump the CNN logo behind him.
Sadly, his cock keeps slipping out of the gap in the C.
Get in there, Wolfman!
Root that C!
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Jan 13, 2021 1:06:32 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 13, 2021 1:06:32 GMT
Erin Burnett going bug-eyed spacko now, she's jilling her shit off right on screen, I can hardly even see her cos the studio cameras have gone all misty and wet cos she keeps angling her birth hatch up to deliriously squirt vag juices all over the studio cameras, she's in estrus, she's in heat, she's speaking in tongues, her eyes have rolled back in her head, I can only see the whites of them, I think she just pulled the "N" off the CNN studio logo and is jamming it in and out of her prized bramble patch with giddy moaning abandon.
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Jan 13, 2021 3:12:22 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 13, 2021 3:12:22 GMT
Cuomo's eyes are like saucers.
I think his heart might be exploding.
Deep breaths Christopher, deep breaths.
The C in the CNN logo is gone thanks to Coops.
The N is covered in Erin Burnet's smeg and is half snapped off.
There's only one N left in the CNN logo.
D.Lemon will probably crack that one off halfway up his own arse later.
Maybe they can tape the two broken N's together afterwards.
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CNN
Jan 13, 2021 23:11:47 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 13, 2021 23:11:47 GMT
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CNN
Jan 20, 2021 7:13:26 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 20, 2021 7:13:26 GMT
Looks to be dawning on CNN that the Big Bad Baddie is gone and oh fuck what the hell do we talk about now.
They're so used to having a villain they forgot to actually do any other news shit whatsoever for the last 4 whole fucking years.
Going to be a huge shock for them. And their ratings. Which were up a whopping 36% all thanks to the one guy they hate. LOL.
I have NO recollection of ever watching CNN during the Obama years. None. And yet Donnie has been box office for 4 years.
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CNN
Feb 14, 2021 1:00:28 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 14, 2021 1:00:28 GMT
LOL Chris Cuomo SILENT on his shady brother underreporting NY nursing home deaths by 50%.
CNN's last vestige of hope before they're relegated to slinking back to covering actual news like famine and wars abroad is to pray the criminal charges against Donnie D start soon. He is the ratings cash cow, they know it, we know it. Donnie is box office. Sleepy Joe is dull administration.
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