joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Mar 31, 2021 0:49:06 GMT
 Good News! HBJO are coming out with a new record. We caught old friend and colossal dupe Dale Merrill right when his stimulus check came in and the slab is set to come out on Bancroft Records in fall. You know how that goes, might be fall, might be spring, might be never. But it's all recorded/mixed/mastered and the artwork is even done (see attached). This is our best yet. I bill it as "the music you resented as a teenager, NOW!"
In other news, I was kicked off of twitter (that's why I'm slumming on some movie review site?) and I'm drinking again!! (those stories possibly related) Manny says twitter isn't the same without me, but in truth he's relieved I'm not around roasting his ass in front of all his fake friends! Haha, love Manny. (for all I know he's on this forum) Oh well, fuck twitter. The way I see it, it's the difference between 37 people reading my books and 19 people reading my books. I just want to enjoy the New Liberal Order in peace. Cheers. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Mar 31, 2021 1:22:33 GMT
Congrats squire. No entry yet in discogs database: www.discogs.com/artist/1115049-Hue-Blancs-Joyless-OnesWhat was your crime aganist the twatsphere? Was it worse than mine?  Manny not a member here yet despite my nonstop canvassing of the slack cunt to get him to fucking sign up. I consider this an Internet Hate Crime perpetuated by Manny and his ongoing hatred of the forii generalis. I am a victim of an Internet Hate Crime. Stop The Hate, Manny. Let Love Into Your Pants. |
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Mar 31, 2021 1:44:15 GMT
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pussycat
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Post by pussycat on Mar 31, 2021 16:02:06 GMT
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joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Mar 31, 2021 22:55:07 GMT
Fuck I don't know how to message board.  how do I make this bigger? told some fuckhead I was gonna mash a mug of Hamms into his bald skull. turns out I had published one of his shitty pieces on my site a while back! haha whatever - he took some pages out of the old testament and blacked out a bunch of words to make it into a smutty poem or something. stupid. |
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Dr I.Shartdaley
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Mar 31, 2021 23:01:19 GMT
Offsite pic hosting is your friend.  This is way worse than me calling my big black telly "a big black cunt". Way worse. You are probably on a CSI watchlist by now. Do I even know you? |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Mar 31, 2021 23:31:41 GMT
wow that was great. I am so out of the loop with the cultural references though. The writer sounds so switched on. I bet he's on twitter.    |
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Post by pussycat on Apr 1, 2021 1:26:42 GMT
Oh hell yeah this guy spends his life on twitter. No question.
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joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 2, 2021 14:25:16 GMT
Let me just say this, somewhat on topic, I think, it's nice to be in a place with other adults! On twitter I felt like the old guy speed freak that would go to all the punk shows and dance all night smiling that all the kids treat like a mascot (he always had some condescending nickname like "Rock n' Roll Dan"). Like fuck you kids! My problems are not your viral entertainment! Just good to be someplace with other cunts who have long-curated drinking problems and bad marriages and kids you can't hold a conversation with. Cheers, cunts!
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 2, 2021 22:41:53 GMT
Let me just say this, somewhat on topic, I think, it's nice to be in a place with other adults! On twitter I felt like the old guy speed freak that would go to all the punk shows and dance all night smiling that all the kids treat like a mascot (he always had some condescending nickname like "Rock n' Roll Dan"). Like fuck you kids! My problems are not your viral entertainment! Just good to be someplace with other cunts who have long-curated drinking problems and bad marriages and kids you can't hold a conversation with. Cheers, cunts! You'll be back on the twitter soon enough. The attention potential of thousands there versus dozens here is just too strong. Twitterers crave their dopamine fixes of likes and our wee foriii just can't compete there. Feel free to dump copy and pastes of ALL your book reviews here though. I tried to sign up to your site to leave insulting thoughtful, considerate comments but the fuckign computer said "no". |
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joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 4, 2021 14:47:07 GMT
Let me just say this, somewhat on topic, I think, it's nice to be in a place with other adults! On twitter I felt like the old guy speed freak that would go to all the punk shows and dance all night smiling that all the kids treat like a mascot (he always had some condescending nickname like "Rock n' Roll Dan"). Like fuck you kids! My problems are not your viral entertainment! Just good to be someplace with other cunts who have long-curated drinking problems and bad marriages and kids you can't hold a conversation with. Cheers, cunts! You'll be back on the twitter soon enough. The attention potential of thousands there versus dozens here is just too strong. Twitterers crave their dopamine fixes of likes and our wee foriii just can't compete there. Feel free to dump copy and pastes of ALL your book reviews here though. I tried to sign up to your site to leave insulting thoughtful, considerate comments but the fuckign computer said "no". My own technological ineptitude keeps me righteous. I refuse to figure out how to do any of the above. Having trouble even doing reviews any more. Every book is either about a "they" jacking off to snuff porn and raping od'd chicks at noise shows or a a twenty-year old trust fund chick in Hollywood whoring herself out to movie stars for coke. None of it makes any sense. I relate more to Tolstoy. Let's solve "the woman question" before we move on to hermaphrodites. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 5, 2021 0:36:10 GMT
Having trouble even doing reviews any more. Every book is either about a "they" jacking off to snuff porn and raping od'd chicks at noise shows or a a twenty-year old trust fund chick in Hollywood whoring herself out to movie stars for coke. None of it makes any sense. I see the glowing twittery reviews of some of these things and so I read a few paragraphs, ready to be moved by greatness, and virtually without fail my reaction is "...really? this is your masterly voice of a generation? it's just word salad and a thesaurus biffed in the wood chipper during a drug trip. this is going nowhere. who is this writing for? because it's clearly not for me. there is nothing here. why has this person bothered? what am I missing here?"still, I'm sure huge swathes of the internet have said exactly the same thing about my pointless and offensive dogshit gunstonian photo essays Review wise, have you considered going the other way and absolutely savaging shit in your reviews? Just finding the most blustery, bilious wokesnot you can find and tearing its arse asunder? It is great fun being a negative cunt. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 5, 2021 0:59:33 GMT
Further to this brilliant idea, if I won the lottery I would set up a proper website and PAY a fulltime salary to a stable of writers I like (Porkrash, Manners, Distressed Gene-o, maybe even famous pricks like Marina Hyde at the Guardian, etc) to work fulltime writing articles/"thinkpieces" etc. But the focus would be on reviews of shit that sux/they hate. Just putting the boot in with negative cynical delight. That's the shit I want to read.
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joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 6, 2021 2:49:20 GMT
Having trouble even doing reviews any more. Every book is either about a "they" jacking off to snuff porn and raping od'd chicks at noise shows or a a twenty-year old trust fund chick in Hollywood whoring herself out to movie stars for coke. None of it makes any sense. I see the glowing twittery reviews of some of these things and so I read a few paragraphs, ready to be moved by greatness, and virtually without fail my reaction is "...really? this is your masterly voice of a generation? it's just word salad and a thesaurus biffed in the wood chipper during a drug trip. this is going nowhere. who is this writing for? because it's clearly not for me. there is nothing here. why has this person bothered? what am I missing here?"still, I'm sure huge swathes of the internet have said exactly the same thing about my pointless and offensive dogshit gunstonian photo essays Review wise, have you considered going the other way and absolutely savaging shit in your reviews? Just finding the most blustery, bilious wokesnot you can find and tearing its arse asunder? It is great fun being a negative cunt. Meh. Most things I get are fair enough. Like a lot of times the writing is pretty good. Sometimes the blistery-cunted emo-tone of these things are the STONG POINT; it's just that almost everything misses the bullseye by a couple rings. While most of the "saleable" stuff isn't even shooting at the board. Like, don't get me wrong; the stuff Manny tosses off is better than most, but he's too good-hearted; the smoke gets in his eyes. bibles is probably closest. The crazy feller, Atticus, he was close. Sprague, you're close but, Christ, you're unsalvageable, the worst kind of cunt-turned-into-a-crank, no one will put up with that shit. No one wants to face up to anything. No one can deal with the fact the fame is not waiting around the corner, just waiting for you to hit the proper, righteous mark. the worse you do, the better you are doing. no one is blessed with the permanence of doom anymore. Tolstoy & Dos knew their souls were in the shitter. They didn't put any stock in their fatuous audience. Everybody is trying to write the RIGHT kind of book. When nobody reads books anyway. I at least acknowledge that I bow before a false idol. A god put to the lie by at least a couple generations of wankers. I don't know man. Often the stuff with the right idea is the most poorly-executed. The stuff with any kind of soul is beaten beneath the eaves. Anyone who is any good catches wind of it quick and joins some queer kind of gang. I say, kill for your own pleasure. Take shrewdness as a warning to get away quick. Challenge success at every step. Measure every reward for its weight in gratuity. Start making sense and you might as well start making deals. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 6, 2021 4:48:56 GMT
 Too true. Hated, clueless and careless. In my feeble defense, I've never even tried to write a book, ergo, visa visor, my writing cannot be categorised. Because it hasn't happened yet. As the real Homer said "never try and you can never fail" That just makes it an exercise in ego doesnt it? I still like my cunty idea of finding all those twitter feminazis who tried to cancel Manners and his expatpress crowd, finding their wokewank book titles, and just writing caustically savage reviews of their books irrespective of whether or not you've read one single word of the fucken things. |
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Post by sukebegg on Apr 6, 2021 10:53:20 GMT
I remember checking them out when something popped up on Termbo many many moons ago and thought about contacting them (hey, I'm a tripartite expat, I must poop pearls of wisdom) but...They published that one termbro early on, no? I see your ugly bad-ass mug on the loooong list of contributors. Typical Spraguing? It would look good in print...
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 6, 2021 10:58:37 GMT
yeah termbro "Virgin Killer" that was ExpatPressManuel. Yeah they temporarily took delicious leave of their senses and ran a couple of my dogshit bits back in the day |
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Post by pussycat on Apr 6, 2021 14:40:49 GMT
I see the glowing twittery reviews of some of these things and so I read a few paragraphs, ready to be moved by greatness, and virtually without fail my reaction is "...really? this is your masterly voice of a generation? it's just word salad and a thesaurus biffed in the wood chipper during a drug trip. this is going nowhere. who is this writing for? because it's clearly not for me. there is nothing here. why has this person bothered? what am I missing here?"This! Yeah i have written professionally one way or another for the past 15 years or so and i’m reluctant to consider myself a writer. In my mind it’s something i do that’s wrapped up in the world of work and i don’t enjoy doing it that much for pleasure. When i have tried to write something for real for myself i usually don’t like it. It’s when i try to write seriously that i realize i really have nothing to say. No interesting perspective. Since THE BIG EVENT i’ve written a lot more for myself than probably ever in my life, and maybe enjoyed it more than ever before. But none of it seems worth sharing with the world. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 6, 2021 23:56:16 GMT
THEN DONT WRITE SERIOUSLY, MORAN.
WRITE STUPIDLY.
MAKE UP SILLY BULLSHIT.
(THATS WHAT I DO)
(DONT TELL ANYONE)
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Post by pussycat on Apr 7, 2021 20:42:14 GMT
THEN DONT WRITE SERIOUSLY, MORAN. WRITE STUPIDLY. MAKE UP SILLY BULLSHIT. (THATS WHAT I DO) (DONT TELL ANYONE) What do ya think i been doing all thesw past 25 years on this very message board??? |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 7, 2021 21:37:12 GMT
THEN DONT WRITE SERIOUSLY, MORAN. WRITE STUPIDLY. MAKE UP SILLY BULLSHIT. (THATS WHAT I DO) (DONT TELL ANYONE) What do ya think i been doing all thesw past 25 years on this very message board???  |
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joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 11, 2021 23:30:11 GMT
 Well Hellooooooo Wankers!!!!!! You all must be very proud of your countryman. You all live in Japan right? Married to underage Thai girls, is it? It must be nice to feel tall. I was pulling for the grinning doofus. Good for him. Who cares. I did somewhat take Sprague's advice and posted some... somewhat honest reviews of the latest hot crap from Expat Press, etc. Here: www.joylesshousepublishing.com/books-read-in-solitary-an-overviewJust making friends as always. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 11, 2021 23:56:00 GMT
haha, well done, very diplomatic. Your style there is Very American though. By that I mean you will jovially slag something off without really putting the boot in, more just alluding to the impression of putting the boot in, which reads fine, fun and fancifully..... but at the end of it you've covered all of your bases and landed on none. Like that New Bomb Turks guy's book "We Never Learn" and his hundreds of pages of passive aggressive insinuations against scenesters. We still dont reallllllllly know what you think.
I get it though. The world of USA indie book publishing is a finite space and there's fuckall to be gained from taking a monster bumslurry dump all over your own commune house stoop.
Half wish I was paying attention in my twitter days and kept the links to the LG-BBQ-GBH poetry crew who savaged Manners so I could do a lengthy review of their writing. And not in the American "I still want to be pals" style either. Fullblown scorched earth baby
psffs a Japanese golfer has won the Masters? we'll never hear the end of this......
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Apr 12, 2021 0:04:29 GMT
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joylesshouse
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 12, 2021 0:28:45 GMT
willing to wager most of those ? are Japaners
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 12, 2021 0:58:32 GMT
Half wish I was paying attention in my twitter days and kept the links to the LG-BBQ-GBH poetry crew who savaged Manners so I could do a lengthy review of their writing. And not in the American "I still want to be pals" style either. Fullblown scorched earth baby Yeah, I never quite figured out who was responsible for that shit. It's my particular form of retardation: I can never quite remember who anybody is. I've been the mute end of so many conversations that went like: "...you know, he was in that band Spunkpumper. From Columbus. We played with them at Big Dickies. We stayed at his house. You fucked his wife..." Anyway, most of the shrill fucking biddies that went after Manny just basically outed themselves as prudes and people to not invite to the party as it were. If you ever do want to do an evisceration piece I'll run it on Joyless House, no doubt! I run crap I don't even read all the way through! |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 12, 2021 1:04:56 GMT
Tweeted out your savage industry takedown to ALL 27 of my twitter followers, 24 of whom are leftover MAGAtards who didnt yet get around to deplatforming me after my account was outed as a maga windup accoucunt
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Apr 12, 2021 1:07:44 GMT
willing to wager most of those ? are Japaners
The fun potential with that one is surely off the charts!
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Post by pussycat on Apr 12, 2021 21:42:52 GMT
One thing i’ve learned after four years of president trump is that sometimes giving something negative attention will only empower it. I can only imagine how puffed up and proud of himself the fucked up guy is gonna be over any negative review. “Just as i thought, these snowflakes don’t understands my genius.” Indifference is failure for a person like that
Sometimes ignoring things is the best way to make em go away.
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Apr 13, 2021 0:58:11 GMT
Anyway, most of the shrill fucking biddies that went after Manny just basically outed themselves as prudes and people to not invite to the party as it were. If you ever do want to do an evisceration piece I'll run it on Joyless House, no doubt! I run crap I don't even read all the way through! Canvassed the twatsphere for the tossers account deets but the literatiii want to let that shit die. Their mention of the "Twitter Blue Check Authors" sent me down a weird and discombobulating rabbit hole though. Potential for a Gunston InfoGraphic there |
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