Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 6, 2019 11:28:13 GMT
Cowboys and Aliens (2011)
This film starred the new 007 guy. Jenny Craig's husband or whatever his name is. His cowboy hat didn't quite sit right. It accentuated his jug ears and he ended up looking like "Dewey" the little boy from the popular tv show "Malcolm in the middle".
Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle."
Possibly the next James Bond.
Compare Dewey's hat-wearing with that of, say, Tom Hardy, in the grimly fiendish television show "Taboo".
Hardy can wear an absolute plonker hat like this and still look staunch:
I am no film auteur but I would choose Hardy over Dewey as the next James Boned.
Cowboys and Aliens also starred legendary screen icon Han Solo. He tried to be the gruff baddie. It also starred "13" from the popular tv show "House" as the spunk. She had the hots for 007. But 007 played hard to get. There's aliens too. Like in the film "Alien". But bigger ones. 007 and Han Solo are cowboys. In the Wild Wild West. Yes, it's a western. With cowboys. And aliens. Set in the wild old western days. It was all a bit bewildering really. The script was possibly written by one of the aliens. Using his big old smeg-covered paws to hammer it out on the Underwood. He gave it a good go but it's not flash. The actors seemed to be Doing The Acting and were quite serious about the whole thing. Odd that none of them seemed too overly phased or existentially perturbed about the old wild west being invaded by aliens in their space ships. Just another challenge to be met during the day. Cobble the horseshoe, hit the saloon, lasso the laser-shooting spaceships suddenly buzzing about. Weinstein must've had cock pics galore on file to get all these famous bastards to agree to appear in this major motion picture movie. Poor 13. She has seen things that cannot be unseen. Harvey's cock, for one. I look forward to the sequel. Add a dash of telly hit show "Stranger Things." Call it "11 vs 13."
This film starred the new 007 guy. Jenny Craig's husband or whatever his name is. His cowboy hat didn't quite sit right. It accentuated his jug ears and he ended up looking like "Dewey" the little boy from the popular tv show "Malcolm in the middle".
Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle."
Possibly the next James Bond.
Compare Dewey's hat-wearing with that of, say, Tom Hardy, in the grimly fiendish television show "Taboo".
Hardy can wear an absolute plonker hat like this and still look staunch:
I am no film auteur but I would choose Hardy over Dewey as the next James Boned.
Cowboys and Aliens also starred legendary screen icon Han Solo. He tried to be the gruff baddie. It also starred "13" from the popular tv show "House" as the spunk. She had the hots for 007. But 007 played hard to get. There's aliens too. Like in the film "Alien". But bigger ones. 007 and Han Solo are cowboys. In the Wild Wild West. Yes, it's a western. With cowboys. And aliens. Set in the wild old western days. It was all a bit bewildering really. The script was possibly written by one of the aliens. Using his big old smeg-covered paws to hammer it out on the Underwood. He gave it a good go but it's not flash. The actors seemed to be Doing The Acting and were quite serious about the whole thing. Odd that none of them seemed too overly phased or existentially perturbed about the old wild west being invaded by aliens in their space ships. Just another challenge to be met during the day. Cobble the horseshoe, hit the saloon, lasso the laser-shooting spaceships suddenly buzzing about. Weinstein must've had cock pics galore on file to get all these famous bastards to agree to appear in this major motion picture movie. Poor 13. She has seen things that cannot be unseen. Harvey's cock, for one. I look forward to the sequel. Add a dash of telly hit show "Stranger Things." Call it "11 vs 13."
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