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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 24, 2022 11:17:44 GMT
I must have Brain AIDS to have started watching this horseshit.
Terminal goddamn Brain & Cock & Ballsack AIDS.
Popped up on Netflix, hotties and house pron, what could go wrong, bit of escapist fluff....
Actually the bitch ass ho conversations were so vacuous and facile and humourless and witless that I pretty much immediately started fast-forwarding to the $10 million house porn.
A 30 minute episode seems to be about 8 minutes of super houses and the other 22 minutes botox bitch ass skank ho staged gossip garbage
beta probably has the entire series boxsets of this on Blu-Ray DVD.
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Post by pussycat on Aug 24, 2022 13:04:04 GMT
Love this show, though i’m not sure if i finished the last season. Anyway, pay close attention to the music on this show. The music and the lyrics. It’s some of the worst ever, it’s so funny.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 24, 2022 23:13:39 GMT
To me, Mary is the alpha spunk. Maybe it's her crows feet. She must be pushing 40.
I want Toasty to turn up in their office and give the 2 little shithead doggies this treatment from 2:37:
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 25, 2022 0:19:28 GMT
I want to see a pisstake comedy that is the POLAR opposite of everything in this show.
classy office rundown shithole in the sketchiest part of town. bars on the window. Tiny neon sign that reads "Gunston Realtors" except the neon "ston" in Gunston is busted so it just reads "Gun Realtors" which results in a steady procession of gun wackjobs wandering in and getting told to GTFO
Supermodel agents. big fat uggos who couldnt give a shit if you buy the shitty house in Watts or not. Estate agent 300 lb Latifa Gunston. "Bish my lunch break juss started 3 minutes ago, I'm off the clock, buy this dump or don't motherfucker".
Luxurious houses for sale. total shitholes in the worst part of town. "Yeah, dont go in there, there's still some dead bodies in that room"
Romantic lunches in swanky restaurants The same footage of Latifa sitting in her car alone every lunchtime eating her McShit burger. The only thing that changes is the inane druggy/mental conversation on the sidewalk next to her from the homeless people.
"...bish, if you call after 2 pm by law they got to take you in" "I heard by law they got to clean, polish and sterilise your needles and place them on your pillow. Like an after dinner mint, but for junkies..."
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Post by beta on Aug 26, 2022 8:05:50 GMT
I must have Brain AIDS to have started watching this horseshit.
Terminal goddamn Brain & Cock & Ballsack AIDS.
Popped up on Netflix, hotties and house pron, what could go wrong, bit of escapist fluff....
Actually the bitch ass ho conversations were so vacuous and facile and humourless and witless that I pretty much immediately started fast-forwarding to the $10 million house porn.
A 30 minute episode seems to be about 8 minutes of super houses and the other 22 minutes botox bitch ass skank ho staged gossip garbage
beta probably has the entire series boxsets of this on Blu-Ray DVD. I didn't, but have it on order now. Thanks so much!
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 27, 2022 1:41:03 GMT
Fast forwarded thru to end of season 1 now.
"Christina" is clearly set up as the cartoon villain. Thinks she's the alpha but has a face like a horse in drag. Obviously the ugliest. Shudder to think what she would look like behind all the makeup and botox. Hilarious she suddenly got married to some uggo retired rich cunt. SEEMS LEGIT.
These megaspunks might not be brainiacs but they all seem to have phD's in Emotional Blackmail. The contextual gray matter responsible for Remembering Exactly What Some Bish Said In Some Offhand Nothing Conversation 3 Weeks Ago is HIGHLY developed. Goddamn MENSA level.
Who gives a shit u stupid children.
The "finale" to Season 1 was a "beef" that only women could have. Tension manufactured out of nothing. The men just look around silently, completely bewildered. This would never happen with us. We just want to be pals. If we "insinuate" some fella is "two-faced" then we better brace for some fucken biff cuntz.
The topography of the houses is vaguely freaking me out. 10 million dollar house built on some tiny little outcrop with sheer cliff drops of 20 metres? One wee landslide in quake country LA and its fucked. One goddamn landslide and there's a trillion dollar pile of rubble at the bottom.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 30, 2022 12:31:49 GMT
This fahhhking Malibu house. Camp Leader would NEVER live here. Landslides. Or one bloody tsunami and we'd wake up on those rocks under 26 million dollars worth of rubble.
The whole thing looks like it's perpetually a few loose rocks away from tumbling over anyway ffs
It's the only house on the whole coastline. Sticking out way into the ocean like that. Terrifying.
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Post by beta on Aug 31, 2022 6:17:23 GMT
A windy day could spell the end of it all. Fuck that!
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 29, 2022 22:18:41 GMT
I'm down to about 5 mins an episode of this. Fap it to the house porn only and skipping past ALL the chick talk One wee thing that shits me with this telly show; why pay 10 mill for a huge luxury dream house with 5 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms (do not understand that shit at all) ....and yet your pool table is a tiny little annoying novelty toy thing? A full size snooker table is 12 ft long by 6 ft wide. The tables in these luxury houses are barely 6 feet fucking long. Let's not fuck around here. Get the 12-foot long cunt in the fucking house you stupid arseholes. They only cost $10k, you can afford it cuntz. FFS trying to impress people with your wanky great house and they walk away saying, "....yeah, beautiful house... kind of ruined by the rinky dink little kiddies pool tabel though..."tldr/ the pool tables in the show are 6 foot long, yes, as long as this motherfucker is wide:
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 16, 2023 11:51:41 GMT
Raced thru all 8 episodes of the sister show "Selling the OC" in aboot 1 hour. My usual style of fast forwarding past all bimbo chick goss straight to the house pron.
WFt is with all the fake "fireplaces" ffs. It's never going to be cold enough to run the cunt on
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