nikkeisindex
in the market for yet another kaftan
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Post by nikkeisindex on Aug 25, 2022 1:10:04 GMT
I am a female. I roam through the world. I exist in multiple planes, languages, and countries, but I have one thing I do that baffles the male species.
I use all paper products, and don't replace them.
I need all of the toilet paper and paper towels -- all of them, but exactly all and then no more.
If you have 2 floors, 2 crappers, and multiple paper towel locations, like a demon in the night I desecrate all of them and you wake up and it's just empty brown rolls everywhere.
I needed all of them, but JUST all of them, not a sheet more.
This is femininity defined. You deal with this. I dare you to come up with 3 paper towel rolls and 2 TP rolls and 2 backup rolls.
During the night, during the day, during your mental absence I will use them all, all, every single inch -- but NONE MORE!
My need for paper products ends at the exact amount you have prepared in our home.
This will last for the rest of your years. It doesn't matter. Put down 4-5 rolls. I'll use them all. Do I need 6? Nope, just 5. Just however many you've provided. Your endless task is to provide me bog roll.
I am Woman, I Have Spoken.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2022 8:10:10 GMT
............this is an interesting thread..........first thought after reading it was something Helen Reddy(sp?) said once.........I am woman?........or some shit........anyway.........Benny gave up trying to understand women a long fucking time ago..........they are the most fucked up species on the entire planet......IHOMO.
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Dr I.Shartdaley
"I hope everything goes badly for everyone everywhere except for me"
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Aug 29, 2022 9:43:36 GMT
I'll say this for the wily shrews; they certainly know how to land on their feet. I suspect they are Using What They Got To Get What They Want. You see all these sad old blokes working shit jobs, the light sabre wavers at the roadworks etc...then you see the women the same age all tarted up and doing lunch and spending up despite having never worked a day in their fucken lives. Fuck yeah. What a grift. Snare some fuck using your coquettish beguiling bullshit and the poor sap will fund your lazy excess to the grave.
Women.
Absolutely brilliant at looking after #1.
Men.
Dumb as pigshit and have to go work some shit fucking job they hate their whole fucking life.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2022 3:06:34 GMT
.........and all those tarted up rich bitches are Benny's bread and butter.........they have time and money to "study" English.......all paid for by their slaving husbands.......
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Dr I.Shartdaley
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Aug 30, 2022 3:26:30 GMT
.........and all those tarted up rich bitches are Benny's bread and butter.........they have time and money to "study" English.......all paid for by their slaving husbands....... Hell yes. They should totally be the target market. Wish I could find some gaggles of the cunning slags to cash in on. --free time to burn
--in charge of the finances
--bored shitless
--a bit older so not so nervous and anxious all the goddamn time
--not Japanese MEN ergo not hamstrung by societal convention and so actually try to fucken talk as opposed to sitting there like petrified Easter Island statues as the hopeless dickhead blokes do. |
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sukebegg
Whacked it raw to Schindler's List
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Post by sukebegg on Aug 30, 2022 10:47:44 GMT
Chicks rule dude! Especially mature and discrete  |
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Dr I.Shartdaley
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Sept 1, 2022 1:49:38 GMT
Nothing worse than walking into a silent j-classroom and seeing a room full of...... Japanese dudes. "Oh fuck here we go" is always my first thought. No wonder it's so quiet in here. Fucking sausage fest. I know I'm going to have to work twice as hard for the next hour trying to get blood from these stones.
If there are women present, a hum of chit chat is usually going on. The spirits of the men present will be higher as they unwittingly try to cast themselves in a better light. No matter how unlikely, if there are women there, for men, there is always the distant, distant, DISTANT logistical possibility of a root. This unflakeable kernel of truth is buried so deep in our walnut brains it's an unquestioned part of our beings.
No women in the room? All dudes? Glum City. Silence. A maudlin pall. Nothing to even look at. Fuck this shit. Why are any of us even here? This sucks. I just want it to be over so I can get OUT of this shitty testosterone uggo room and go be around women again.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2022 3:59:12 GMT
.........good point chief.........a room full of women always puts a smile on Benny's face.......they like to talk.........and ask questions.........they smell good........sometimes even look good........and on a real lucky day........there may be some eye candy hidden away in the sea of smiling faces.........like a diamond in the rough........makes the job more enjoyable.
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Dr I.Shartdaley
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Oct 25, 2022 23:38:40 GMT
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