Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 10, 2023 11:52:45 GMT
This could be the clunkiest, clumsiest, stupidest piece of shit film ever made.
It should be a cult classic.
Just gobsmackingly hilariously tinpot.
Alarm bells going off in the first 10 mins when you've never seen any of the actors in anything else ever before.
Really contrasts how hard it must be to make a good film. Basic shit like camera angles. Phrasing. Fucking editing.
I don't understand how embarrassing garbage like this gets made. One entitled industry figure's labour of love? A Connor Roy type INSISTS he wants a War Of The Worlds film and INSISTS he can write the screenplay for it. "Let's get it done, people".
0% on RT as they havent found 50 people on the planet who gave a fuck about it. Some of the reviews are fun.
This movie isn't even so bad that it's good, it's just plain bad. I tried watching it 2-3 times, but couldn't even get past the preposterous opening at the tracking station.
Over all completely ridiculous and an hour and a half I won't get back. I'd give it zero if I could stay away. Considering I have never done a review of a movie in my life that tells you something.
This is the only DVD I have ever thrown away.
So what to say. Made in 2021 but absolutely horrid camera work, no shots of the aliens, poor cgi. Lines were cliche as heck. Sometimes it was hard not to turn it off. That boring. I wish I could give it an actual 0 star.
This is the worst thing I've ever seen
Holy smokes this stank. You will be stupider after watching this film. Avoid.
Absolutely awful, the acting is terrible, the story line bounces all over the place, and the effects are horrific. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
I rolled my eyes continuously throughout the movie and gave up after one of the weapons used against the aliens was a spray bottle.
It's like a bad 1980's sci-fi, put together by amateur filmmakers. The directing was really bad with too many close-up shots that showed nothing that was really going on. Looking up and screaming "run" or "over here" (I was laughing hard), and then having to use your imagination of what's happening. But the screenplay was even worse, probably the worst ever. There were so many plot and technical issues. I'd say 90% of this film was riddled with ridiculous, unnecessary, and long dragged out scenes. This may have worked better as a 20-30 min short film, but the 87 min runtime with slow pacing was just wrong. There was way more useless and laughable filler, with very little substance for this screenplay. Was this even edited/cut down? The dialogue was so infantile and ridiculous - especially the science jargon, that sounded like it was written by a 5th grader, who apparently assumed an astronomer is the same as a bio-chemist lol. This should've had the genre "comedy" added to it, because you'll laugh more than anything else. What's even worse, it that the entire premise of the story, was an exact knock-off of War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise.
