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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 27, 2023 23:22:50 GMT
Is this worth starting? 84% on RT but mixed reviews. Looks obvsiously extreeemely merkin god diddley dang it merka jebuz christ diddley
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Post by turdferguson on Oct 29, 2023 3:57:29 GMT
Is this worth starting? 84% on RT but mixed reviews. Looks obvsiously extreeemely merkin god diddley dang it merka jebuz christ diddley Exactly
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 12, 2023 1:22:08 GMT
Made a start on this.
It is weirdly alluring and different.
And it is obviously extremely merkin. Cowboys and injuns. Basically "Dynasty" on a farm SORRY I mean ranch. Yes, It's a soapie.
I want to see a map of how big their farm ranch is so I can get a handle on the epic sweeping landscape shots.
Also can't work out how rich they are? Ep 1 and Kevvy C is bragging about buying a cow for $200 and years later selling it for $1100? Well, whoop-de-fucking doo. Not exactly Dubai cock and ballz oil $$ there is it. Also ep 1, bro 1 teases bro 2 about being 38 years old and broke as fuck and still trying to get daddy's approval? It would be weird if they were struggling to get by when they own a farm ranch the size of New Zealand.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 23, 2023 5:03:44 GMT
up to ep8 now. Very easy watch albeit so many odd lols. {Spoiler}them Dutton boys sure are casual about murdering people. They're basically all serial killers. No compunction about offing some poor prick on the weekend. Sack a farm ranch hand then "drive him to the train station" which seems to be Waterworld Kevvie C's euphemism for having the sad bastard driven out to the back of beyond that night and shot in the fucking head. How long have the family been doing this? The whole farm ranch must be littered with the bones of people they've casually murdered over the years.
Poor Jimmy. Rip bust into Jimmy's trailer and basically kidnap him into joining the family? Then they branded the poor sap ffs. Like it's 1886 or some shit. Please don't tell me they just chose a random petty crim about town with 2 strikes against him and then bullied and branded the poor mug into working on their murder farm ranch for life... If some dead-eyed beardo in his fruity little Village People cowboy hat suddenly burst into my trailer and branded me with a red-hot poker I'd sue his cock and ballz from here to Nutsack City Limits and back.
Waterworld Kev is addressing the room at a cowboys lunch. Everyone in black dinner wear... and matching black cowboys hats. Just clownish. Then Kevvie mentions Jeebus and the whole room stands up as one, takes off their hats and clutches their hearts. "He said Jeebus!"
Rip is as casual about death as I am about lunch. Watches 2 asian climbers plummet to their deaths right in front of him then turns and shoots a charging bear in the face, all within the span of 5 seconds, not a single fuck given.
Rip meets Casey in the wild they have an epic bareknuckle punchup which should have resulted in broken jaws, broken hands and grotesquely swollen and disfigured faces. Both completely fine and unpained immediately after, they just toodle off on their separate ways. Like they'd just shaken hands or something. Bizarre.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 8, 2024 0:07:08 GMT
S4 ep 1 was an {Spoiler} utter, utter theatre of the absurd
Absolute gales of laughter here at the drone shot of John Dutton's MOTORCADE heading back to the ranch. Cue the strings.
Kevvie C finally takes a seat back on his porch and the war vet son emerges from the undergrowth clad in total jungle camou. It's been a month. Has he been in the bushes the whole time? Or he's just showin off on that day to get Daddy's approval?
Beth gets blown to shit in a bomb, her back bubbling with 3rd degree burns. A month later she's fine and back to being a spunk
Monica's small boy saves mama by using a double barrel shotgun to shoot a baddie in the kitchen. The baddie's body flies across the kitchen. The gun has no recoil.. The boy is fine. No trauma, no nothin. Just another day on The Dutton Ranch
Kevin Costner FIRING his spunky personal nurse just as she was about to give him a bath. FFS Kevvie.
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