Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 12, 2020 2:20:04 GMT
The Great Wall (2017)
Awww. So Cute. Matt Damon got his very own Waterworld.
This epic, sprawling kiln-glazed dungfelch of a major motion picture took 7 fucking YEARS to make. Not 7 weeks. Not 7 months. 7 FUCKING YEARS. Poor old Matty had to go back and forth to China for 7 fucken years. And live there for 6 months solid at one stage. And for what? 36% on RT and gaijin and chinese alike saying "this film is a fucken embarrassing piece of shit."
$150 million up in smoke.
Like everyone I could tell this film would be bullshit after all of about 2 fucken minutes. Was it targeting the chinamens market by taking itself so fucken seriously? I know the average chinaman gets so much state-maximed patriotic fervour pounded down his one-eye he pisses 180 proof solipsism but ffs. They must like SOME moments of fun and levity amidst the self-congratulatory back-patting. Yes, yes, we get it, your history is #1 and oh-so-fucking awesome and legendary and mythical BUT all the colour-coordinated battle armor in Satan's black universe couldnt make me sit through 3 hours of that "fuck we are awesome" dogma tarted up as "entertainment". I lasted 20 minutes. Matt Damon may as well have been the Madame Tussauds version of himself.
Fuck China.
Awww. So Cute. Matt Damon got his very own Waterworld.
This epic, sprawling kiln-glazed dungfelch of a major motion picture took 7 fucking YEARS to make. Not 7 weeks. Not 7 months. 7 FUCKING YEARS. Poor old Matty had to go back and forth to China for 7 fucken years. And live there for 6 months solid at one stage. And for what? 36% on RT and gaijin and chinese alike saying "this film is a fucken embarrassing piece of shit."
$150 million up in smoke.
Like everyone I could tell this film would be bullshit after all of about 2 fucken minutes. Was it targeting the chinamens market by taking itself so fucken seriously? I know the average chinaman gets so much state-maximed patriotic fervour pounded down his one-eye he pisses 180 proof solipsism but ffs. They must like SOME moments of fun and levity amidst the self-congratulatory back-patting. Yes, yes, we get it, your history is #1 and oh-so-fucking awesome and legendary and mythical BUT all the colour-coordinated battle armor in Satan's black universe couldnt make me sit through 3 hours of that "fuck we are awesome" dogma tarted up as "entertainment". I lasted 20 minutes. Matt Damon may as well have been the Madame Tussauds version of himself.
Fuck China.
