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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 25, 2020 7:14:31 GMT
Fucking hilarious.
"Dong Jinhao was here".
Legend!
OHFFS all these cunts are coming back aren't they? It's been bliss in the local arcade, strolling around freely without the vicious cackling throngs of pushy garish nike-bedecked chinaman running around buying up their fucking rice cookers. Those fucken things are all made in China anyway aren't they, couldnt you have saved some money and stayed home and bought the fucking things there? Wankers.
The dudes are big pricks too. None of this poverty diet bullshit for them. Gangway at the shrimp buffet.
Nothing personal against the Chinese but it's time for that fucker to burst and wash away Shanghai's sins with the tide in the form of millions upon millions of watery deaths.
Plenty more where they came from!
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 26, 2020 10:41:57 GMT
They basically bought up homeless-town Nishinari in Osaka and conned the city into creating a fake Chinatown so Chinese tourists can get at least one good meal without mercury-laced raw fish from their own waters...Nishinari has also become a backpacker destination and I have been to some really cool local spots there, so partially to blame I guess...
Plenty more where they came from!Plenty more and they are majority male ~ Good luck Asia!!  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 3, 2020 23:17:18 GMT
LOL@these seppo Governors (Newsom etc) now looking to issue stay at home orders just MINUTES after getting busted themselves swanning about at swank restaurants/resorts etc IN DIRECT CONTRADICTIONNE OF THEIR OWN FUCKING EDICTS THAT THEY THEMSELVES FUCKING ISSUED.
"Try to avoid social gatherings and stay home and wear a mask and social distance. Me, I'm taking your tax payers dollars to gas up Jeff's private jet to head for Lolita Island to have a sumptuous hedonistic feast of BBQ, golf, massages and maskless kiddie fucking. SUX 2 BE U BUT STAY SAFE U PLEB CUNTZ".
Talk about kneecapping your own cocks.
"THAT SLICKED-BACK HAIR MOTHERFUCKER THAT JUST ORDERED US TO STAY HOME? MY TAX $$$ IS PAYING FOR HIS DRUNK TRIP TO VEGAS TO FUCK STRIPPERS. I'M GOING OUUUUUUUUUT SHITHEEAAAAAAAAAAAADS"
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Dec 7, 2020 0:41:31 GMT
Crucial Corona Virus Mid-TermPole Update:
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 19, 2020 8:43:59 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 21, 2020 0:41:40 GMT
Re; the new corona variant (variants? Variants).
Like the common cold, Covid 19 is never going to go away.
It will continue morphing into new strains as the "vaccines" offer a palliative mental salve, a futile pretense in the debilitating game of whack-a-mole.
The months turn into years which turn into decades as we all live with death's grim pall constantly at the door's threshold.
It slowly picks us off one by one.
Old people come to dread the passing of days as with age their odds increase towards contraction.
Merry Xmas Cuntz!
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Post by pussycat on Dec 21, 2020 15:32:50 GMT
I’m not visiting family this xmas, but now my cousin expects me to visit in feb for her 2nd marriage. Part of me is still terrified to make the trip, but another part of me is saying, fuck it, just take the risk.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 21, 2020 22:46:10 GMT
but another part of me is saying, fuck it, just take the risk. I reckon this will become the new normal in 2021/22 and beyond. People will just accept the virus as part of the risk of living. Like deciding whether to run across a busy 8-lane motorway at rush hour or not. I'm completely happy to stay indoors for years on end. No biggie. But it's now been a whole calendar year of being told "this is the worst week, this is the peak, it's worse then ever now, just Remain Indoors for a little bit more and wear a mask and social distance". This is not the "peak". This is just the new normal. Can virtually guarantee that this time next year EVERY person on the subway here in Japen will still be wearing a mask It's been one whole YEAR and I still don't know anyone who has died from the virus or even contracted the virus or even been tested for the virus or even knows of ANYBODY who has even been tested for the virus. It absolutely does not exist in my life. It's just a news story that's on the telly all day. |
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Post by pussycat on Dec 23, 2020 22:53:30 GMT
but another part of me is saying, fuck it, just take the risk. I reckon this will become the new normal in 2021/22 and beyond. People will just accept the virus as part of the risk of living. Like deciding whether to run across a busy 8-lane motorway at rush hour or not. I'm completely happy to stay indoors for years on end. No biggie. But it's now been a whole calendar year of being told "this is the worst week, this is the peak, it's worse then ever now, just Remain Indoors for a little bit more and wear a mask and social distance". This is not the "peak". This is just the new normal. Can virtually guarantee that this time next year EVERY person on the subway here in Japen will still be wearing a mask It's been one whole YEAR and I still don't know anyone who has died from the virus or even contracted the virus or even been tested for the virus or even knows of ANYBODY who has even been tested for the virus. It absolutely does not exist in my life. It's just a news story that's on the telly all day. I’ve known only one person to die from it. I know lots who have gotten it. Most didn’t have to go to the hospital. I’d feel pretty stupid getting sick though just for my cousin’s second wedding. Maybe I should wait for the third. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 23, 2020 23:05:45 GMT
I’d feel pretty stupid getting sick though just for my cousin’s second wedding. Maybe I should wait for the third. Imagine how dumb you'd feel being in hospital dying from the virus when people in the very next room are being administered the vaccine to the fucking thing. Total facepalm moment. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 31, 2020 6:16:59 GMT
Almost sickening to be this close to having to bid farewell to my beloved 2020.
My recurring daydreamed fantasy revolving around the extermination of large swathes of the human race due a killer airborne virus didn't quite come to fantastic fruition but it did gently wheeze its way out of the hangar. So we go out not with a montaged weepy-stringed swoon like in the movies, more like a slow grinding delirium of WFT is happening here, the variants are multiplying, the vaccine helps a few but gradually we are getting picked off...
My only regret is more millionaires didnt die along with all the people who thought it would be a good idea to venture outside. "Oh, the 2nd wave is over now, it'll be fine to go out and sit in my favourite cafe like a giant girly ponce with all my like-minded friends...."
What part of **REMAIN INDOORS FOREVER** do people not understand?
The virus is always going to be there.
It's not going to "go away".
This is the new normal.
For a dismal anti-life doomfuck like me, 2020 has been a delicious respite from the humans and their sad sacrobiotic agendas. "You mean all I have to do all fucking year is alternate between lying down next to my turntable and sitting up in front of the computer for work simulation protocols and wanking calisthenics? Sign me up forever cuntz, open wide and say ah, praise the lord and Godspeed the Wuhan deathseed4life&4deth."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 31, 2020 7:11:40 GMT
Donnie's Deth Telethon gearing up for
400K executions by Xmas YEAH BABY
Looks like US death toll by Xmas Day was only 325,000. Rounded the corner baby! |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2021 9:12:04 GMT
HAHAHA, Wuhan completely back to normal now. "We havent had a Corona case since May so fuck you".
No cunts wearing masks.
No need for all that social distance bullshit the rest of the planet is lumped with.
Even saw a shot in that clip of one of those grisly livestock wet meat markets that cuased all the problems to start with ffs.
Then beer biz dude says "shit man, biz was bad in September, why no tourists come here? Turn the page cunts!"
This just in, shithead; Wuhan is going to be Chernobyl forever u bat hungry globe-wrecking fuckwits.
The whole city should be treated as global pariahs for all fucking eternity. "Why no tourist come back here yet?". Fuckign arsehole
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 16, 2021 0:05:45 GMT
One weird avenue of Rona Research could be looking at Rona era babies grwoing up with EVERYONE aroud them wearing masks all the fuckken time and a whole generation of sprogs lose the ability to read facial cues.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 22, 2021 12:23:20 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 23, 2021 9:10:54 GMT
So fucken mental. The Thigh Kings new wifey was a cabin attendant until 2019.
Then she wakes up the next day as wifey and suddenly Thai citizens prostrate themselves at her feet as she is a deity.
Stop the world I want to get off.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 23, 2021 9:13:37 GMT
2025 Annual Global Rona Report
- The US has now lost 12% of all its citizens when compared to the nations 2019 population census.
- Large battalions of left and rightwing "volunteer" militia clash on a daily basis as they "patrol" the US streets. Their numbers are rife with unidentified members of police and armed forces. President Donald Trump Jr, elected despite numerous counted votes for Democratic Candidate Harris "going missing", largely turns a blind eye to the daily battles and, in fact, has been rumoured to ride along on the rightwing factions "night sweeps" of black neighbourhoods.
- The number of recognised Corona virus variants worldwide has now reached 158. The common cold has over 200 variants.
- The world's economy has shrunk by 66% when compared to 2019. Most of this is due to the drastic decrease in global tourism. (Chinese passport holders have been barred from entering 232 countries worldwide)
- New Zealand has not had a single reported case since 2022. The tourism industry however has shrunk by 98% when compared to 2019. Most of the small nations economy is reliant on the extremely financially lucrative local rugby competition which has become the only remaining rugby competition in the world and boasts the only paying spectators and all of the world's best players.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 11, 2021 10:42:31 GMT
LOL sounds like plenty of Japanese going to opt out of the vaccine.
"It is not tailormade bespoke for we purebreed Japanese, it is made by gaijin, it is not made by safety Japan company and may have side effect on unique Japanese DNA. I will wait to see if side-effects cause third cock growth abomination effect on others Japanese".
Fine, cuntz. I move up in the queue. 16-59 year olds due for jabby in July.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 14, 2021 1:19:10 GMT
The Real Olympic Medal Table, baby!
Most Deaths Per Capita:
1 Belgium
2 Slovenia
3 United Kingdom
4 Czech
5 Italy
6 Bosnia and Herzegovina
7 Portugal
8 USA
9 North Macedonia
10 Hungary
Poms are surging hard. Ready to put those deadly Belgits back in their place.
Disappointing work from the seppos. Only 8th. Need to up the ante with a renewed focus on the task at hand, that being, death.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 15, 2021 2:14:46 GMT
haha, heard from a japanese Doc that the (many) medical health care workers in Japan that DON'T want the vaccine (starts on Wednesday) might not be aware that by refusing it they go right to the motherfucking BACK of the queue. That being, they won't get another chance for "about 2 more years" according to the Doc.
So 3 months from now, when everyones getting better, and they change their mind, "heyyyy, seems okaaayyyy, maybe I do want that vaccine now..." its gonna be "tough shit you stupid fuck, take a number shitcunt"
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Post by pussycat on Mar 5, 2021 12:35:37 GMT
My luxuriously restful year of relaxation on the dole finally comes to a close this week as i’m once again gainfully employed. Sad to be rejoining to rat race, but at least the work is remote and i can go live almost anywhere i want.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 6, 2021 0:28:13 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 8, 2021 23:35:07 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 16, 2021 23:28:48 GMT
Most Deaths Per Capita:
1 Belgium
2 Slovenia
3 United Kingdom
4 Czech
5 Italy
6 Bosnia and Herzegovina
7 Portugal
8 USA
9 North Macedonia
10 Hungary OHHHHH the Czechs have made a strong push! 1 Czechia 2 Belgium 3 Slovenia 4 United Kingdom 5 Hungary 6 Italy 7 Bosnia and Herzegovina 8 Bulgaria 9 Moldova 10 Portugal |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 12, 2021 22:56:52 GMT
My luxuriously restful year of relaxation on the dole finally comes to a close this week as i’m once again gainfully employed. Sad to be rejoining to rat race, but at least the work is remote and i can go live almost anywhere i want.
Camp Leader, with her anaphylactic shock thing, never takes any medicines which, of course, you guessed it, extends to................ The Vaccine. And now she's making noises about WORKING FROM HOME. Oh FAHHHHHK. I cannot overstate what a calamity this would be, Stationed at the dining area table, about 4 metres over my right shoulder, spying on my every move as I'm parked at the laptop 24/7. "Just move your laptop to another room, shit-for-brains!". Sorry, the Magic Internet Signal only extends to this one room. FUCK! Every fucking day. 9am to fucking 5pm. It would be like I'd reverted to 15-year old boy status back living with my mum. My life would be over. No more spinning records. No more telly dramas. No more spankbang FSFF. Just.... silence. As she sits there at her computer doing whatever the FUCK it is she does for a living. I would need to move out. That much is clear. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 14, 2021 0:32:38 GMT
LOLL< was just told to get my arse in to the mental clinic on Sunday for vaccination, turns out my arse has been lumped in with the medical professionals at said establishment.
LOLL.
Turns out I am a high-priority medical professional.
WHO KNEW.
Jesus, I might be the first goddamn gaijin to get vaccinated in the whole damn stupid country ffs
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 16, 2021 22:27:20 GMT
Nothing bloody happened!
Where's my swollen arm?
Where's the arm rash?
Where is my nausea, damnit!
How about the chills and fever-like symptoms?
Nothing!
Where the FUCK is my 5G cock antennae?
FFS.
What a gyp.
Maybe I got the placebo. Stupid Wirthling! Stupid 5G!
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2021 3:51:11 GMT
.......there's probably two vaccines chief.......the "good" one for the Japanese........and the gaijin one..........that being a mixture of saline and toilet water.......good luck.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 17, 2021 11:11:41 GMT
.......there's probably two vaccines chief.......the "good" one for the Japanese........and the gaijin one..........that being a mixture of saline and toilet water.......good luck. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 26, 2021 21:52:13 GMT
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