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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 12, 2020 4:10:37 GMT
A bit embarrassed at how much I am enjoying the pandemic.
Camp Leader is loitering a bit too aggressively at times but, apart from that minor hindrance, as a devoutly anti-social cunt whose entire approach to work is "it's almost, almost, worth going to work JUST to have the thrill of getting to arrive home again at the end of it" I must say these days are almost like a recalibration to how humans are supposed to feel when our time is our own.
I reckon after the batfucking bonanza is done about half the people in their 50's are gonna say you know what, that was fucking awesome, sitting around, reading books, whacking off, I am fucked if I'm gonna willingly go put my cock against that 9-5 grindstone again, my time on the planet could be up any day now, fuck it, call me a 3 days a week part-timer from here on out, fuck the extra money, that shit can't buy me days that suddenly become deliciously all fucking mine.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Apr 21, 2020 11:39:31 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 21, 2020 22:01:48 GMT
another post-The Event issue;
The very idea of "Batman" as a heroic superhero concept has just been shot in the brains forever.
"This guy? This fucking BAT guy? The revolting rodent cunt the chinks ate in their fucking soup and ruined the world with? FUCK THIS CLOWN. This revolting rat-faced fuck and all the deadly viruses housed under his soupy deathfuck cape is finished in this town."
Laughed out of Gotham.
Maga Seppos will be taking their AK's to movie theatres and shooting up the screens at first sight.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 28, 2020 7:59:51 GMT
Feb 1
Vietnam (pop: 95 million)
6 cases
0 deaths
USA (pop 331 million)
8 cases
0 deaths
April 28:
Vietnam
268 cases
0 deaths
USA
1 million+ cases
56,000 deaths
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 4, 2020 0:24:44 GMT
How To Deal With Grief During Covid 19.
An important first step towards dealing with Grief during Covid 19 is to get a copy of the bands first album "Dismal" from 1992.
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The wrenching and wretched vocals on this album will greatly help you deal with Grief during Covid 19.
From there, further steps that could help you deal with grief during Covid 19 is to get some of the bands early 7" singles.
I recommend their split 7" with the band "16" from 1994.
To further deal with Grief during Covid 19 it would also be very beneficial to get a copy of the band's split 7" with Corrupted from 1995.
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I hope this helps you deal with Grief during Covid 19.
These are what I consider to be the building blocks for dealing with Grief during Covid 19.
Please make sure you deal with Grief during Covid 19.
If problems dealing with Grief persist, please be sure to get in touch with your local physician. Many of the band's records are out of print and are quite difficult to obtain.
Together, we can all deal with Grief during Covid 19.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 5, 2020 6:47:20 GMT
How To Deal With Coming to Grief During Covid 19.
Further to our recent exploration on how to deal with Grief during Covid 19, this helpful missive will focus on how to deal with coming to grief during Covid 19.
An important fact to take note of at this point is that in 2017 the band Grief changed their name from "Grief" to "Come to Grief".
This is an important differentiation to take note of when delineating between dealing with grief and coming to grief during Covid 2019
In regards to dealing with coming to grief during Covid 19 my recommendation is to obtain the bands split 7" with the band Fistula from 2017.
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I hope this helps you deal with coming to grief during Covid 19.
If problems persist in dealing with coming to grief then please repeat the dosage until symptoms subside.
Let's all Come to Grief together.
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Bacon Love
thinks "fracking" is a porn genre
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Post by Bacon Love on May 7, 2020 16:50:41 GMT
Here in Michigan, still waiting for "That Woman", to lift the embargo on bottle returns. That or I'm building a new house out of my returnables.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 7, 2020 23:05:25 GMT
I dunno, she seems like fun.  |
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Post by Bacon Love on May 8, 2020 4:21:35 GMT
I dunno, she seems like fun. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'd ride her like a John Deere. But that is a whole other topic. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 8, 2020 7:16:50 GMT
Here in Michigan, still waiting for "That Woman", to lift the embargo on bottle returns. That or I'm building a new house out of my returnables. Confession Time; I have no idea who "That Woman" is. My highly uneducated guess would be either Funbags Pelosi or AOC. |
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Post by Bacon Love on May 8, 2020 11:48:54 GMT
That's what Trump calls our power hungary gov. The wicked bitch of the midwest, Gretchen Witmer.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 8, 2020 11:58:24 GMT
Spunk. Deadset spunk. She's got a chin you could use to drop anchor on the goddamn moon.  Look at that thing. |
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Post by Bacon Love on May 8, 2020 14:41:26 GMT
You'll know her better this fall when she becomes Biden's running mate. In mate, I mean that chin is a good place to rest his balls.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 9, 2020 23:38:59 GMT
You'll know her better this fall when she becomes Biden's running mate. In mate, I mean that chin is a good place to rest his balls. Oh baby, Sleepy Joe will be getting handsy with her. A hair sniff here, a bum pat there. At the risk of sidetrackign this thread into YET ANOTHER FUCKING POLTICS THREAD LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE ON THE FVCKING INTERNET Biden is an idiotic selfish dipshit. He knows all his faculties are failing and failing fast. He should do the decent thing and select Bernie as his VP. Or Yang. By Xmas next year Biden will be a dribbling fucking wreck. His poor fucken staff will be propping him up all over the Oval Office, Sleepy Joe Weekend at Bernie's-style. |
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Post by Bacon Love on May 10, 2020 5:01:44 GMT
To get back on track, would you ride her like a John Deere?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 10, 2020 6:24:29 GMT
To get back on track, would you ride her like a John Deere? I would ride her like a RIDE-ON John Deere. I would ride her mum like a ride-on John Deere. I would ride her mum's gardener like a ride-on John Deere. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 11, 2020 3:43:07 GMT
Deaths look to be about 70% men. Seems to be stuff-all mention of this in the media.
70% men, ergo, HUGE fucken deal and worldwide panic. We Men, We Run the Shit.
But what if it was the other way around?
"70% of deaths are women? Meh. No biggie. Keep the economy open. Keep the train-a-rollin. We can stand to lose a few bitches. Serves em' right for playing hard to get. Like fuck we're cancelling sport. Just ban the contagious leper women from the stadiums, prob solved. It's their own fault their weaker sex got the disease by not having stronger immune systems anyway. Survival of the fittest baby!"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 16, 2020 7:27:32 GMT
Far be it from me to wish ill health or misfortune upon a fellow human being but IF fat guts Donnie were to contract the virus, well, let's just say, ICU, 10K each slipped to his secret service guys to look the other way, in I go, up on Donnie's bed, standing astride his face, then as he wheezes out his last gasping dying breaths the last thing his bug-eyed arse ever sees is me jacking it directly into his intubated coin-operated-clown's gaping maw.
#so_hard_right_now
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 4, 2020 0:36:10 GMT
![]() OMFG. This pic as meme defacements is going to break the goddamn internet
"Nurse, cancel the rest of my appointments for today, I've got a date with MS Paint." |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 4, 2020 1:12:39 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 8, 2020 0:38:24 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 11, 2020 0:48:11 GMT
 Need ALL of these. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jul 24, 2020 1:43:09 GMT
April 28:
USA
56,000 deaths
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 14, 2020 21:54:20 GMT
Donnie's Deth Telethon gearing up for
400K executions by Xmas YEAH BABY
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 4, 2020 0:12:25 GMT
When this batty bullshit started in January I was the most gung ho cunt about. Lock the fucker down, no one goes outside etc. FFS I haven been outside ONCE without my mask on this year. And even then I've only been outside to go to goddamn work.
But the strain is clearly less virulent here on the Pitcairns than say, the seppo one................. and hindsight is a haughty bitch............ but I'm starting to think fuck this shit.
Overkill.
It's too much.
I don't know anyone who died, let alone anyone who even got sick, let alone anyone who has even been TESTED for the stupid thing.
Haven't even heard of any pricks who know anyone who knows anyone who has even been effected by it. Of course, they might be keeping it hush hush but ffs. It's like it just exists on telly for me. And for what. To arsefuck everyones life to Valhalla and back.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 24, 2020 8:20:06 GMT
You'll know her better this fall when she becomes Biden's running mate. In mate, I mean that chin is a good place to rest his balls.  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 5, 2020 22:31:25 GMT
Denmark to cull their entire 17 million mink population as
THE VIRUS HAS SPREAD TO THE LITTLE FURRY CUNTS
AND MUTATED AND STARTED KILING PEOPLE.
THIS MUTATION WILL RENDER THE UPCOMING VACCINES
USELESS AS THE VIRUS STRAIN HAS NOW ALREADY MUTATED.
ALL SO SOME POSH SLAG CAN HAVE A FUCKING MINK COAT.
***WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE,
I REPEAT, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE*** |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 16, 2020 23:32:43 GMT
Poor ol JesusLand is really spiralling out of control now.
This just in cunts; you're going to have to do what every other country on earth did to quell the ching chong flu.
You know what it is. It's l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,lockdoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Thats the only way to beat the virus. The Chinaman7s Flu dont give a fuck about your my freedumbs of choice constitooootions.
Don't have to go the Chairman Mao welding cunts inside their flats route but, obviously, no one can go outside for 2 weeks.
It's not fucking hard.
Of course, impatient yanks can't manage that so Hello Deth.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 25, 2020 0:54:32 GMT
Welcome to
Gunston Coronavirus CDC Unit 731.
We are here to answer all your FAQ questions.
We are here to save your fucken life.
$10 a question.
Payment in advance.
Still waiting cunt…
Righto, funds transferred, you may now read the FAQ below to save your fucken life.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is a novel coronavirus?
Probably some book or shit. Fucked if I know.
Why is the disease being called coronavirus disease 2019, COVID-19?
Well, what do you want to call it you fussy cunt? Fucken Operation Certain Death? Disney Tits On Ice? Fucken Ballsack Batcock 666?
Dickhead.
Why might someone blame or avoid individuals and groups because of COVID-19?
Cos some Chinese wankers still stuck in the fucken medieval Dong Dynasty days thought pangolin semen soup might give them a bit of a fucken stiffy for 8 seconds. That’s fucken why.
How can people help stop stigma related to COVID-19?
Buy ALL their pangolin-bumfucking-a-bat t-shirts from China.
Good for their economy!
What is the source of the virus?
I’m no Michelin chef but putting sauce on pangolin semen soup seems a bit fucken redundant to me.
How does the virus spread?
Fuck knows. Maybe like vegemite?
Can someone who has had COVID-19 spread the illness to others?
Why, you fucken got it? You bat-fucking cunt. Stay the fuck away from me.
Can someone who has been quarantined for COVID-19 spread the illness to others?
What the fuck is “COVID-19”? Is that the new Corona virus? Great. Just fucken great. Now there’s two of the fucken things.
Can the virus that causes COVID-19 be spread through food, including refrigerated or frozen food?
You got any pies in there? Fuck I’m hungry.
What is community spread?
It’s when you share your vegemite with other cunts.
Am I at risk for COVID-19 in the United States?
Oh fuck no.
Hollywood = happy ending.
Has anyone in the United States gotten infected?
Infected with what?
Am I at risk for COVID-19 from a package or products shipping from China?
You got any of that pangolin semen soup? I heard its good for erectile dysfunction. It’s for my friend.
Should I be tested for COVID-19?
Shit no. You’re a lost cause.
Can a person test negative and later test positive for COVID-19?
Why, did you fucken cheat the first time? Lives are at stake here you cheating cunt.
Am I at risk if I go to a funeral or visitation service for someone who died of COVID-19?
Make sure you don’t cum inside the corpse or you’ll get Corona AIDS.
Am I at risk if I touch someone who died of COVID-19 after they have passed away?
If by “touch” you mean “root” then the answer is no. I mean, yes.
What do Funeral Home Workers need to know about handling decedents who had COVID-19?
Don’t cum inside their arses. Finish up on the chest.
My family member died from COVID-19 while overseas. What are the requirements for returning the body to the United States?
gunstonshipping.wixsite.com/ship
What is CDC doing about COVID-19?
What’s it to you?
Nosey cunt.
Can I travel to the United States with dogs or import dogs into the United States during the COVID-19 outbreak?
Why, you making some dog-rooting vids? I want in.
Righto, that’s all the FAQ you need.
Good luck you wheezing, sneezing, gasping cunts.
We’ll be seeing you fuckers soon. |
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 25, 2020 6:13:53 GMT
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