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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 7, 2020 6:50:43 GMT
The Bond girl here was a total dullbo. Completely forgettable.
Is it this one or "Skyfall" that everyone says is shit? Can't be this one, my unplugged numbskull brain was entertained right from the opening "Day of the Dead" shooty shooty choppy chopper carry-on.
Bugger me though, Hans Blofeld the cunt just would not die. If I was Q I wouldve been giving Bond a pretty dashed stern dressing-down at the end. "Bond, what part of 'licensed to kill' do you not fucking understand? Just goddamn kill the cunt. Can you not hear the entire cinema imploring you to do just that? Give the public what they want and they want Hans the cunts brains full of buckshot. Look, I know you like a challenge and want to let the kraut rotter linger into the next picture so he can escape the MegaMax and continue being a despicable fuckface but FFS. You can't just be hellbent on murdering the lippy twat one second and then the next let the little prick scurry away on a sympathetic whim. 'L-i-s-e-n-c-e-d-t-o-k-i-l-l, shithead'".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 20, 2020 23:14:00 GMT
Channel surfed across this again. Welcome return to serious spy shit after the madcap cabaret bullshit of my last Bond film viewed, 67's Casino Royale.
Time and place, Sellers! The James Bond franchise is NOT the time to be airing out your Inspector Clouseau brand of bumbling silly fun. SERIOUSNESS PLEASE.
Daniel Craig was a good Bond, iHomo. Confident with the rooting, quiet, taciturn, dry humour, convincing in a scrap, not too old, not too young.
2nd best after Connery.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 18, 2021 0:03:57 GMT
The villain's lair was pretty stupid. It was just some luxurious house bathed in glorious sunshine. Not scary or creepy or devious in the slightest. 1/10
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 18, 2021 8:57:27 GMT
Hang on, that was just Blofeld's house? This was the villains lair?: If so, I will have to revisit my initial grading... 6/10. - Pipelines portending the flow of fuel for world domination: CHECK
- Middle eastern baddie dome thingie architecture: CHECK
- Air of mystery and WFT: CHECK
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