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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 24, 2021 10:22:10 GMT
ep 1 {Spoiler} LOL@Maggie not being able to climb up the the ladder at the end. So daft. Everyone else clambers up the nice easy ladder steps piece of piss and suddenly, hello, no steps left for you Mags, so sorry.
I guess Eugene might seem annoying to some but I kind of like how he's written, at least he's a memorable character, unlike the generic Uniqlo millenial inserts
The new Mr T bloke ffs, 10 years on the starvation diet and he's still 120 kg of solid muscle. Where the fuck does the 5,000 calories a day he needs to maintain that size come from.
Nice tense episode. Although how come the train tunnel wasnt teeming with vermin? And the entire planet actually come to think of it. Cockroaches too, those things should be shoe-sized by now. Or did I somehow miss that getting explained in the first 10 seasons despite watching every single episode of this twaddle ffs
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 14, 2021 3:56:00 GMT
Is anyone else following this twaddle? Around and around it goes. Goodie caught by baddies, sidles up to them for a bit to stay alive, other goodies turn up to rescue the hero, battle ensues, baddies all die EXCEPT for the head honcho who miraculously survives a hail of gunfire to scurry off with his loyal sidekick to plot his revenge (3 episodes later) and also except for the one sympathetic baddie who joins the goodies. Rinse, repeat. Would be nice to find out the motivation of the {Spoiler} black-clad baddies in the masks for traipsing around killing random people. Ex-army so killing is their hobby now? Kill or be killed? Bit cunty either way.
Speaking of masks, 2 wee eye holes and a hood, not flash for hearing zombies etc behind you and totally shit for your peripheral vision ffs. These baddies have lasted 10 years walking around with that tiny stupid field of vision?
Plus a bit uncomfortably hot. Why bother with all the cosplay shit? No one around to impress. Dickheads. TL/DR: not a fan of these baddies. Aside from Dazza (who will DEFINITELY survive with Carol due to their spinoff show), I fail to see what else the show has to "accomplish" at this stage. - Kill Negan.
- Don't let the dog die.
That's it for me. I'll tune on for the new Daryl and Carol show but any other spinoffs can get fucked. These forgettable millenials? You couldnt pay me to watch a show with deafo and the lezzers and the mexican chick wandering around in the long grass. I dont want them to all die at the hands of Lucille but, if they were trudging along a road and happened to all stand on, say, unexploded IED's, their bodies instantly thrown skyward in comically-contorted fashions, with maybe a slomo close-up of Eugene's face frozen in a cross-eyed grin, with maybe some Benny Hill music chattering away in the background, I would consider this a suitable finale.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 4, 2021 22:45:12 GMT
There seems to be fuck-all people around in the walking dead world just 10 years after there were... 7 billion. How many actually left?
*edit of course there is a reddit for it:
1,000 people in each state? Big states with 10K, lots of states with....0.How many people are left now, 10 years later? Judging by all the ganking I'd say 80, 90% have been bitten by the zombies/axed by their fellow man? What's 90% of 60K? Sweet FUCK-ALL. There might only be 7,000 people left in all of Jesusland.
I'm trekking to Kansas to find one of them underground nuke bunkers. Fuck yeah! Stick a bush over the manhole entrance, zombie cunts and baddies'll never find me DON'T pick any holes in my awesome idea cos no I havent thought the logistics through with food etc
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 14, 2021 10:48:33 GMT
LOL 8 episodes now finished again till Feb 2022. Raft of spinoff shows planned lol fffs cant wait for the "backstories" of the dull-as-snot deafos and the cardboard-cutout lezzer sooks.
ffs why dont they do a season-long backstory of Judith having a giant fucken cry in the womb while they're at it.
these drongos seem to have severely over-estimated their own awesomeness. Or else theyre desperately trying to claw back the millions of viewers they lost when Negan went berko
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Feb 20, 2022 23:29:19 GMT
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 7, 2022 22:18:52 GMT
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Apr 17, 2022 4:13:27 GMT
Back on fuckign hiatus again At this stage i refuse to engage with any of the plot permutations. Who's on first, who's on third, who gives a fuck. I just sit there like a drongo as they traipse around the bushes and fucked up settlements doing what-the-fuck-ever. Gank a few zombies, switch sides, have a cry, I dont give a shit. My remit for the show remains the same: - save the dog
- kill Negan
- kill the deafos
- kill everyone
- Rick turns up for the last 30 seconds to give everyone the fingers
The End.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Apr 17, 2022 11:52:08 GMT
Benny sees enough of the "Walking Dead" here every day.......with their stupid fucking masks on........even when no one is within eyesight........fucking zombies. FORRRREEEVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Thats how long we'll be stuck wearing these cunting things. Just total paranoid babytime terror. I've just started wearing the thing around my chin outside. Fuck it. Call it civil disobedience. Call it my field of fucks completely harvested, eaten, depleted, scorched, and shat the fuck out. We took the vaccine 3 times for a fucking reason you know, you petrified anal cunts. So we wouldnt have to cover half our heads in nappies for the rest of our motherfucking days.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Apr 18, 2022 1:24:28 GMT
This show just goes around and around, unimaginatively chasing its own tail. - Goodies find new settlement,
- Guvnor is a baddie,
- Goodies kill Guvnor,
- Goodies destroy settlement,
- rinse repeat.
Now the Commonwealth are the baddies. Sure, their leaders are cunts but the community has been there thru the whole apocalypse, all 10 years. The people there are largely happy and safe. But no, Maggie, like Rick before her, wants Freedom For All (look where that's got her ffs, she's like bin Laden, traipsing around homelessly outdoors between burnt out shitholes even after 10 years) therefore she must destroy it. The Commonwealth people should just say to her, "sure, the leaders here are cunts but at least life has a large degree of normalcy here. So how about you take your Joan of Arc hero bollocks and just fuck off elsewhere and mind your own business eh? At least we've got ice cream and soap here. Dumbarse."If I was the writer for this show, obviously, the motherfucker would look very goddamn different. Inexplicable wordless cameos would abound to break up the tedium.
Once a season the 3 lads from Top Gear would hoon past Maggie etc driving Mad Max frankencars. Quizzical looks are exchanged but no one says anything and its never spoken of again.
Beth would come back as a walker and start singing again. Her singing would miraculously cures the deafos deafness. "I'm cured! Is that Beth? Beth's singing cured my deafness!" Beth would actually be infected with a new, groundbreaking very mild novel strain of the virus and, although a zombie, would retain partial use of her faculties. She would find work as a settlement prostitute. Her clientele are obviously of the slightly kinkier disposition. Beth's only accepted form of payment is permission to sing. As of yet no paying customer has granted her this permission. Poor Beth.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Apr 27, 2022 4:29:16 GMT
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Apr 28, 2022 11:50:27 GMT
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Jul 25, 2022 22:32:14 GMT
Put your hatewatch pants back on cuuuuntttz
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Nov 9, 2022 9:21:09 GMT
Only 1 episode to go now in the whole thing. Yes, I'm still watching. Shut up, I don't want to talk about it.
Some of these "newer" characters have made zero impression on me. Tin arm guy? FFS he's been loitering around for years now. The deafos? Boring as shit.
They're cueing this new bitch governor up for a grisly demise and that'll be that. Make sure all the principals survive for their cash-in spinoffs and around and around we go.....
I refuse to even think about plot machinations. I just sit there and let the drongoness wash over me. The actors "screen time" seems to basically be a series of contractual obligations now. A small frail DEAF woman survived 10+ years in the wild when she couldnt even hear a zombie if the cunt was standing right fucking behind her? FFS, GTFO
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 5, 2023 23:03:48 GMT
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