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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 9, 2020 23:12:33 GMT
**SPOILERS**
Goddamnit I did not want to get addicted to this.
Had never seen it before and channel surfed across the start of S1 Ep1 on skytv the other week.
FFS, I do NOT want to get in on the ground floor of what I'm guessing due to its huge popularity is crack cocaine TV, nooo, hundreds of hours of my life about to be shot in the brains over some stupid gore soapy.
Damnit, 3 episodes on every weeknight.
FFS I'm now up to season 7.
FML.
Brilliant programming by SkyTv really.
* baking hot summer (just like here) * arse-fucking pandemic (just like here) * can't waltz around outside freely (just like here)
The black woman with the dreads and the sword is such a spunk
Campleader is very impressed with my ability to predict what will happen next.
"They've just imbued this previously dislikeable/unexceptional character with some humanity so that poor bugger will get the chop within the next 2 episodes BOOM!
"After the torridness of S3 climax they'll ease back, the Guvnor won't make another appearance til at least halfway thru S4 and S4 will start with the prison yard covered in vegetable gardens BOOM SHACKA LACKA
First 5 seasons, did like how they would randomly bump off a main character then smoothly incorporate new people. I have no real idea when actors are "doing the acting" well but Rick's crappy anorexic wife just seemed like a terrible actor to me. And as "First Lady" I thought we would be stuck with her for 10 years. So glad she got whacked. Also, after all the seasons of shit and hassle the bony slag put the Prison Break lads through I thought it was coolly ironic that she died in prison. A shiv in the belly from some serial killer named "Karl".
Quite rooting the eps where they just follow one group around as they dick around in kitchens and gank a few walkers.
Being a brainwashed thicko I can't notice some massive falloff in standard yet. Some of the eps, like the one where the girl kills her little sister and waits for her to "come back", seem like well-shot standalone horror vignettes to me.
Oh shit, just saw S7 opening episode. ffs. screw this. 2 entire episodes of extended brain bashing from some snide wimpy cocksure Fonzie in his tuff leather? This aint entertainment.
Was curious how many gave up on the whole show right then and there, google reckons ratings dropped by 5 MILLION who never returned after that S7 opening episode? Just in US? Jesus. What a huge fuckup.
Sounds like S11 will be the last though.
2023 spinoff with Daryl and Carol planned.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 19, 2020 23:56:32 GMT
Goddamnit, halfway thru S8 now. This is just some unrelenting misery porn at this stage. Every time you root for a goodie to gank a baddie, they whip the carpet out and the baddie wins again.
Watching the Walking Dead from season 6.5
Stupidly googled when certain people die and will be skipping those episodes. Anyone new to this misery guts bullshit be sure to SKIP THE LAST EPISODE OF s6 AND FIRST EPISODE OF s7. Save yourself the fucken trauma.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 3, 2020 7:26:15 GMT
Henry the pesky little blonde shithead has a face exactly like Maddie Bosch from aces tv show "Bosch". I bet they are siblings. In fact, I dont even have to google it. God I watch too much of this bullshit. Could probably school Wirthling at this stage.
Up to start of S10 now and wft has happened with this show. Plot holes just jarring in their incongruity.
The baddie is now Angry Anderson from Rose Tattoo after she ate nothing but pies for 6 months.
Which brings me to another puzzler; how do the fat pricks in this show stay so fucken fat? It's been 10 years of them walking around starving. They should all be concentration camp chic by now.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 7, 2020 23:17:17 GMT
Holy shit these pricks are getting paid bigtime now
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 8, 2020 22:23:49 GMT
Must be so weird to have a potentially humungous life-changing payday all hinge on the whim of some brokeshit writer who can get you ganked by a zombie with a keystroke or two. The bit part actors must be so tempted to sneak the writers a message "pleaaaase you fuckhead gremlin, just write me in for next season and I'll slip you a quiet 2 mill thanx cunt"
Rick must feel like such a dope for turning his back on a gig that's basically $350,000+ for an hour of cosplay dicking around in the fucken bush with a few casting extras from wacko jacko7s thriller vid.
His wife must be spewing. "You wanted to spend more time moping around here and getting on our tits instead of sleepwalking through a $350,000 an hour gig? Go fuck off back to the fucken airport right now you stupid fucken cunt".
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2020 9:08:13 GMT
......resisted watching this for years.........then there was a bloody marathon......5 or 6 years all in a row.......the wife finally convinced me to have a look.............bloody hell.......couldn't stop watching the thing......still watching but it's turned into a soap opera now......the Darrell and Carol As The Stomach Turns kind of thing.......and what happened to Negan?.........and Lucille?.....it's hard to watch this now.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 12, 2020 6:52:10 GMT
......resisted watching this for years.........then there was a bloody marathon......5 or 6 years all in a row.......the wife finally convinced me to have a look.............bloody hell.......couldn't stop watching the thing......still watching but it's turned into a soap opera now......the Darrell and Carol As The Stomach Turns kind of thing.......and what happened to Negan?.........and Lucille?.....it's hard to watch this now. I've just finished. Up to end of S10 before next years six S10 supplementary episodes. 3 eps a night, every weeknight for the last 2 or 3 months. S1 to S10, the whole fucken lot. Braindead drongo. I'll probably get the shakes at 7:05 tonight when my reg fix doesnt arrive. Glad I didnt watch it when it was on years ago, 1 ep a week would have driven me batshit insane the way they close each episode to tease you for the next one. Negan became a goodie in the end but the damage had been done with his villanous turn in S7, 5 million viewers who just never came back. Way to fuck up the whole franchise, morans.
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Post by hiccup on Oct 12, 2020 17:53:45 GMT
I stopped watching for a couple of years around season 3 or 4, then ended up bingeing about 4 seasons. I never loved the show, it got so repetitive. Negan was just dumb, hated his whole first season, hated most of the characters, especially the Jesus guy and the king ugh. Then it got a bit better when Sam Morton came on board but got bad again and I gave up halfway through her second season. I'll probably watch it eventually but a show shouldn't be this difficult to get through.
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Oct 12, 2020 22:00:01 GMT
This show airs on Mondays here, then stays on the DVR for a week before getting erased. In the past if I missed it on Monday, I'd get to it on Tuesday, Wednesday at the latest.
Then I lost interest halfway through this season, and missed a few weeks, including when SPOILERZ Alpha got whacked. Eh, I'll just watch the finale when it finally airs; that'll do, I reasoned.
The finale aired last Monday. The episode will expire here in a few hours. I have no inclination to get out of bed and see that thing.
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Oct 12, 2020 22:03:59 GMT
The new additions to the cast--that boring lesbian couple, the deaf dude (or is there more than one?), and the music teacher guy--have definitely cemented this show's modest, and inevitable, decline into indistinguishable-from-Fear-the-Walking-Dead.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 12, 2020 22:42:59 GMT
The new additions to the cast--that boring lesbian couple, the deaf dude (or is there more than one?), and the music teacher guy--have definitely cemented this show's modest, and inevitable, decline into indistinguishable-from-Fear-the-Walking-Dead. Exactly. eg when I saw the tin arm guy pop up every few episodes my first thought was always "oh, I thought he wouldve been ganked by now. meh. good for him i suppose..."The sign lingo lot were just a millenialiii snoozefest ps I spend most of my time watching this show thinking... "you know what they really need... is flamethrowers. FLAMETHROWERS! Flamethrowers would fix evvverryyyyyythiiiiiing."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2020 3:07:55 GMT
..........didn't Darrell do the flame thrower thing in one episode?
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 15, 2020 12:19:41 GMT
..........didn't Darrell do the flame thrower thing in one episode? Was that when he biffed petrol in the wee stream inside their compound and shot a flaming arrow into it to lure the zombies to their death? I dont remember an actual flame thrower. Reckon I would remember if there was one seeing as I spent about 70% of the entire fucken show thinking about flamethrowers
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Jan 25, 2021 5:58:55 GMT
Next episode:
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Post by wirthling on Jan 25, 2021 21:32:44 GMT
He lit the lake up with a rocket launcher, didn't he? My eyes will never unroll.
ETA: Looked it up, it was an RPG.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Jan 25, 2021 22:31:21 GMT
Peak shark jump RPGLOL moment was the episode opener when {Spoiler} Big Red and some lads were facing certain death on the highway c/o a new gaggle of hostile bikers and just before the baddie pulls the trigger BLAM Daryl was standing the truck with a big RPG and instantly immolated every single baddie but all the goodies were fine stroke of luck eh Dazza!
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 1, 2021 23:04:58 GMT
Back in business, zombie ganking business.
Although how the arc of the story has gone from a fun and fretless Man vs Zombie thing to a way less fun Man vs Man thing is a wee bit infuriating. Realistic I suppose that the humans all turn on each other like carnivorous trolls but FFS. None of its real anyway, why not just meander along the zombie ganking path with some fun vignettes dicking around in other peoples houses and finding 15-year old coke bottles and shit?
Guess you need the baddie humans to continue to generate tension after all these years but it was way more fun before the humans fucked it up.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 2, 2021 0:31:35 GMT
ps the only way for this shit to redeem itself now is if Maggie and her wee lad string Negan up upside-down on a crucifix in the town square and wedge Lucille up his clacka so the townsfolk can walk past and laugh at him as his bumcrack becomes increasingly infected and he slowly dies of this and that LOL Which brings me to another puzzler; how do the fat pricks in this show stay so fucken fat? It's been 10 years of them walking around starving. They should all be concentration camp chic by now. I still do not understand this part. Look at this fatty fatty boom batty. HowFT did she stay so FAT? It's been 10 years now ffs. What'd she do, grow her own field of potatoes just so she could somehow make her own Pringles?
"But... but plus-sized people need to be represented on-screen tooooo" Yeah, all the fatties either got skinny or got run the fuck down by zombies, MORAN. Get that blubberbait shit off the air.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 9, 2021 2:19:44 GMT
Walking Dead ep18.
These new eps are much more imaginatively-crafted than the previous formulaic twaddle that was lurching & plodding towards the finish line.
Taking their time to explore back stories etc.
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Post by pussycat on Mar 9, 2021 18:35:28 GMT
There was only one time in my life that I had relations of a sexual nature with my roommate. And she was a zombie extra on this show, as pictured at the bottom of this magazine cover.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 9, 2021 22:37:42 GMT
There was only one time in my life that I had relations of a sexual nature with my roommate. And she was a zombie extra on this show, as pictured at the bottom of this magazine cover. ha, can guess how that panned out... You: "Soooooo, you going to get into your costume... to.... you know.... spice things up? Her: "Wut? You: "You know what I'm talking about...." Her: "Just put it in u faget"
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 10, 2021 6:24:52 GMT
Yeah looks like each star will get their own episode to close it out
my predictiones:
e17 Maggie e18 Dazza e19 spunky black woman with dreads e20 fuckwit blind priest e21 whatever boring new millenial shitheads are still floating around e22 Carol and Dazza again e23 they all reunite for a heartwarming showtune finale and gather around to bash Negan's skull in with a rock.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 22, 2021 21:29:10 GMT
wft was that new episode? The {Spoiler}Mexican woman locked in a train car in the dark telling loooonnnggg borrrrring stories about her childhood and mumbling city names alphabetically to herself?
Switched it off after 20 mins of that bullshit. Don't tell me it went on like that for the full hour.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2021 3:40:07 GMT
........what a fucking snooze fest that was.........as a matter of fact..........Benny slept through most of it......
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 23, 2021 6:32:15 GMT
........what a fucking snooze fest that was.........as a matter of fact..........Benny slept through most of it...... haha www.gamesradar.com/the-walking-dead-season-10-episode-20-review-recap/
It was astonishingly lazy writing. Almost as if 10 mins before the deadline the writers got together and went "Did you submit episode 20?" "What? I thought you were doing episode 20?" "OH FUCK. No one's done episode 20. We've got 10 minutes till deadline. FUCK!"Prediction time;:
Next week's episode is 60 minutes of Michionne talking to herself in her cell with stringed montage flashbacks of Rick rooting/childhood/zombie ganking/whatever filler happens to be on the editing floor at the time.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Apr 6, 2021 23:52:35 GMT
Cried off from tuning in for "season" "finale", ffs a whole episode of cocksure Negan? "Ohhhhh, but this is his backstoryyyyy... his wife had caaaaaaannncerrrr".
wftever, the only backstory I want is Mags going backdoor up Nags clacka with Lucille at high noon in the town square.
Season: 11 Episode:1 Date: Sun Aug 22, 2021 Countdown: 4 months 2 weeks
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 10, 2021 0:19:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2021 8:30:39 GMT
.......so season eleven is about to start but be damned if it's on any of the channels in the Benny household.........been watching it up til now..........so what gives?.........
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 22, 2021 10:23:23 GMT
.......so season eleven is about to start but be damned if it's on any of the channels in the Benny household.........been watching it up til now..........so what gives?......... Sounds like Fox TV lost the rights and it's now on................................. Disney+....Yeah, 24/7 ganking zombies, seems like a real Disney thing... Might hunt down a stream but ffs the whole thing shat the bed about 5 seasons ago...
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 23, 2021 21:53:35 GMT
Reviews are very good for season opener..... oh shit
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