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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 10, 2020 0:46:32 GMT
Yet another one of these superheroes-with-human-flaws Marvel bollocks things.
S1 was ace and fairly mind-blowing.
S2 has been a bit flat so far but I'm only 2 eps in. There has been virtually NO superpower shit. Just a lot of human moping.
Weird to read Homelander and Urban are both from my hometown of NZ. Best moment was Homelander sniping "nice accent" to Urban as the poor gits accent veered wildly between Aussie, Ireland, Cockney, NZ and some possibly made-up region of England.
I have a vaguely colossal ultra stiffy for the mega baddie Immortan Joe mega milf matron...
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Post by hiccup on Oct 11, 2020 0:59:49 GMT
I gave up on season 2 after about 3 episodes. I couldn't place where I knew Homelander from but just found out he's the lead from Banshee. Banshee is alright, he's really good.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 19, 2020 22:56:49 GMT
Kind of glad I stuck with it. The dialogue drags a bit but the mental moments more than make up for it... The black dude almost getting strangled to death by a psych ward supe experiment guys unfeasibly long todger**SPOILER** ep 5? 6?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 26, 2020 10:02:55 GMT
Kind of too much dull dialogue in this
The fish guy in the green rubber togs would have to be the smelliest looking cunt on all of TV. He just looks fucking pongy. I can't even look at the cunt. And that's before he even gets around to keeping those fucking gills of his from going all whiffy
Best part was when Stormfront (perfect naming) confessed she was an actual 100 year old OG nazi and wanted to "cleanse the world" and ol' Homeylander just gave her a big kiss. "Let's go Belsen on these bitches" wouldve been the line right then if I was in the writing room.
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Post by fuckface on Oct 27, 2020 7:43:05 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 27, 2020 8:49:08 GMT
Trailer's not exactly whizzbang on the ol' Michael Bay CGI fireworks and elaborately-choreographed fight scenes there... "Whaddya you know? "Dunno, whaddya you know?"
The End.
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Post by Death Proof on Oct 28, 2020 15:33:22 GMT
Just started this the other night, halfway through season 1. Digging it. Karl Urban is a sweetheart.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 3, 2021 22:16:33 GMT
wft the mega milf was also the girlfriend in Back to the Future
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 4, 2021 7:50:51 GMT
Goddamnit that tongue thing should come with a spoiler...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 24, 2022 23:08:11 GMT
Date: Fri Jun 03 Season: 3
4 more months, morans.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 30, 2022 3:32:51 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 14, 2022 10:28:33 GMT
S3 ep1 bugger me, the gore in this thing is OTTTTT. The {Spoiler} termite guy crawling down the fellas one eye, sneezing, and expanding back to human size while still inside the guys todger, and of course splatooning him to kingdom cum was radiooooooo rentalllllllllllllllll
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Post by pussycat on Jun 14, 2022 23:50:12 GMT
My plug asked me if I’d ever seen the boys and recommended it to me. I told him I heard it was supposed to be like the watchmen and he told me no, it’s nothing like the watchmen. It’s about what would it be like if super heroes existed in “the real world” and how they might abuse their powers.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 21, 2022 0:06:19 GMT
It’s about what would it be like if super heroes existed in “the real world” and how they might abuse their powers. "Homelander" is such a satisfyingly despicable character. I just want him to be do worse and worse shit. Casually laser-eye zapping some barking dog, shit like that
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 25, 2022 12:05:06 GMT
The story aint so compelling here. The supes dont do any supe shit at all. Its basically a soapie with everyone sort of just pussyfooting around.
The French guy and the asian girl is an utter cul de sac of a plotline.
As is Fishboy.
Supergirl is just a normal dull high school cheerleader type and Hughie is a drip.
The only fun I'm getting is from the two kiwi cuntz; Karl Urban and his roller coaster of a changing kaleidoscopic accent and the All-World Interplanetary Cunthead that is Homelander.
Currently this is 3rd in the queue after The Old Man and Sherwood.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jul 25, 2022 2:03:28 GMT
Gave up on this but went back for another burl as I'd read that ep 6 "Herogasm" was some off the chain shit.
IT WAS.
A superhero orgy FFS Still though, most of the show was kind of a drag.
The hours could basically be divided up into:
45 minutes: 2 characters having an emotive heart-to-heart crushingly dull 3 minute chat 7 minutes: silly superhero fistfight 7 minutes: radio rental shit 1 minute: outrageous dialogue
The Blondie Supergirl character was just irredeemably tedious. Total fucking screentime draaaaag. Somehow she actually managed to become completely sexually unattractive due to her flatline vanilla personality.
The most fun character after the All World Cunthead Homelander seemed to be the redhead CEO and her absolutely deranged culturally-specific colloquialisms. Would root.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Mar 26, 2023 12:13:30 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 29, 2023 10:10:10 GMT
Sounds like the writers strike may have completely rogered these shows release dates
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jun 20, 2023 3:37:27 GMT
Season 3 was okay although the Homelander=Trump stuff was a bit on the nose.
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jun 20, 2023 3:39:56 GMT
S3 ep1 bugger me, the gore in this thing is OTTTTT. The {Spoiler} termite guy crawling down the fellas one eye, sneezing, and expanding back to human size while still inside the guys todger, and of course splatooning him to kingdom cum was radiooooooo rentalllllllllllllllll It really set a tone the rest of the season couldn't live up to.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 16, 2024 22:46:32 GMT
the boring cheerleader sort has plastic surgery disastered herself into a Pinocchio-nosed Spacco Jacko Nosferatu
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jan 17, 2024 3:47:24 GMT
the boring cheerleader sort has plastic surgery disastered herself into a Pinocchio-nosed Spacco Jacko Nosferatu I've seen shots where she doesn't look as bad, but she's definitely mangled herself. Buccal fat removal and probably fillers. The number of young women who've fucked up their faces lately is unreal.
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jan 29, 2024 2:26:06 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 29, 2024 9:35:25 GMT
Surely there would be something in contracts for these situations?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 23, 2024 9:10:46 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 1, 2024 21:51:05 GMT
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