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Jan 3, 2021 3:22:58 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 3, 2021 3:22:58 GMT
It was due for a good 2 inches Are we still talking about Chuckie's strap-on Xmas Day action or have we changed subject now?
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Jan 3, 2021 3:30:01 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 3, 2021 3:30:01 GMT
Are we still talking about Chuckie's strap-on Xmas Day action or have we changed subject now? Who is Chuckie? CHARLES, U DRONGO. YOUR FUCKIN CAT. Have you been drinkign all week? Drinking fuckin alzheimers spoof I reckon
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2021 21:59:41 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2021 22:01:06 GMT
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Jan 4, 2021 22:57:18 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2021 22:57:18 GMT
Sounds like it's time to dump these underperforming freeloaders and replace them with some cats that actually like you.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 5, 2021 21:27:18 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 7, 2021 11:51:48 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 8, 2021 11:51:34 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 9, 2021 1:42:54 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 13, 2021 8:06:22 GMT
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Jan 14, 2021 0:48:06 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 14, 2021 0:48:06 GMT
How much? I am still in shock at my shithead dingus costing me $380 last year just to have a few constipated stools fished out of his bunghole.
Un-fucking-believable.
$380 just cos this dumbfuck couldnt be arsed to take a dump.
Pathetic.
If Camp Leader wasnt around I wouldve just said take a walk pal. Go try your luck in the wild. If you can't pull your weight and squeeze out a shit then you're surplus to requirements you spoilt mangy fuckwit
WHY do vets charge more than doctors for fucking humans? It's just incomprehensible. WHY? ANSWER ME.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 15, 2021 11:45:43 GMT
Yeah our vet's building as fucken custom-appointed luxury. The waiting room is probably mahogany. The scammy cunts are fucken rolling in it. Cat insurance? Surely not a thing here on the North Korean Pitcairns. The mangy shitheads get plenty of hot water and luxurious wet food. Little cocksuckers eat better than I do.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 17, 2021 10:41:32 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 19, 2021 0:36:43 GMT
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Jan 24, 2021 9:38:10 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2021 9:38:10 GMT
Yeah our vet's building as fucken custom-appointed luxury. The waiting room is probably mahogany. The scammy cunts are fucken rolling in it. Cat insurance? Surely not a thing here on the North Korean Pitcairns. The mangy shitheads get plenty of hot water and luxurious wet food. Little cocksuckers eat better than I do.
My vet said to me: Don't apologise. You keep me in Porsches. This was in response to me taking my cat to him because he looked slightly poorly or wouldn't eat his food immediately or whatever other neurotic reason I took him there when nothing was wrong. He does drive a porsche. I've paid for lots of that with cat stress. They're laughing at us and there's nothing we can do about it. I guess I could key it. Nah, he'd probably just put the prices up.
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Jan 24, 2021 11:26:04 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 24, 2021 11:26:04 GMT
My vet said to me: Don't apologise. You keep me in Porsches. This was in response to me taking my cat to him because he looked slightly poorly or wouldn't eat his food immediately or whatever other neurotic reason I took him there when nothing was wrong. He does drive a porsche. I've paid for lots of that with cat stress. They're laughing at us and there's nothing we can do about it. I guess I could key it. Nah, he'd probably just put the prices up. Find out where he lives and poison his dogs.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 26, 2021 12:21:33 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 6, 2021 0:48:36 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 11, 2021 9:51:12 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 2, 2021 22:49:24 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 9, 2021 22:59:58 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 31, 2021 23:42:08 GMT
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Apr 8, 2021 11:06:45 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 8, 2021 11:06:45 GMT
FFS@paying $250 bucks every 3 motherfucking months to a vet to fish old concreted arse-smeg from out of the cats bumhole just cos the stupid mangy orange fuckwit is too thick to take a fucking dump and keeps getting constipated. The little shit lives on watered down gourmet wet food, how the fuck does he do it? Fucking little wanker, just fuck off.
FFS the dogbrained cunt is literally (NO, LITERALLY) throwing my meagre hard-earned paychecks down the goddamn motherfucking shitter.
If Camp Leader wasnt around I would await cloak of darkness then escort this anvil-brained shitbill to a nearby forest and gladly leave the coddled cunt there to his own fucking devices. Just fuck off forever, shithead.
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Apr 8, 2021 11:29:40 GMT
Post by sukebegg on Apr 8, 2021 11:29:40 GMT
William Burroughs used to drown kittens because he liked the sound they made...
Full-grown ones though...
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Apr 8, 2021 11:48:26 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 8, 2021 11:48:26 GMT
Fucking little shits.
All "pets" are so sad and needy and fucking retarded. I should never have signed off on this bullshit. We had 5 of the mewling fucking shitgibbons here at one stage. Our place is just alleys of destruction, it's like fucken Aleppo around here. There's always a puddle of half-dried weapons-grade industrial catspray somewhere here, to mask the stench of piss and shit.
The doggie BBQ'ers had the right idea, as soon as the 'Rona hit they biffed Fido and his fuckhead pals straight out the fucken high rise window.
I just want to punch our furcocked fucking wanker right on the top of his tiny little failed-hyena skull.
Can't even imagine what Rabo's place is like..........
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sukebegg
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Post by sukebegg on Apr 9, 2021 8:51:13 GMT
You calling my dog retarded?!?
Only I can do that ~ retard, dipshit, baka, oi but mostly oi*: "oi shithead ~ don't eat that piece of meat that has been sitting on the sidewalk all foken day ya retard!" I will try to dig up the pic of my nose after I learned the limits of his "personal space" ~ well it actually took a few more face bites ~ At least I didn't need stitches at 11 PM like my poor wife. Oh well ~ Guess who brought home a 20 dollar pup (that should've been 5 !) with DNA of vietcong dogs bred to find grubs in the brush? He goes ballistic when he sees three or more on a motorbiker here ~ I guess he thinks it's a US troop convoy!!
(Yep, there's an "oi" here and is the most common way to call attention to a waiter, etc: "Em oi!" (with em changing depending on age/sex etc. of person being called)
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Apr 9, 2021 9:13:59 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 9, 2021 9:13:59 GMT
You calling my dog retarded?!? Only I can do that ~ retard, dipshit, baka, oi but mostly oi*: "oi shithead ~ don't eat that piece of meat that has been sitting on the sidewalk all foken day ya retard!" I will try to dig up the pic of my nose after I learned the limits of his "personal space" ~ well it actually took a few more face bites ~ At least I didn't need stitches at 11 PM like my poor wife.
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May 23, 2021 23:24:13 GMT
Post by Sprague Dawley on May 23, 2021 23:24:13 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jul 22, 2021 22:17:30 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 18, 2021 3:53:29 GMT
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