Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 15, 2020 12:12:18 GMT
Total piece of shit film. Seppo film industry gave the James Bond schtick a burl with rickety old man Dean fucking Martin as JB.
Poor Deano couldnt win a fucken fight with a dogturd. Possibly the crappiest fight sequences in all of film history. And this bullshit just lurches along from crapola fight scene to crapola fight scene. Poor Deano. He just wanted to root smoking hot swingin' 60's spunks like JB did. Then they roped him in to having to fight some henchman fuckwit every 5 fucken minutes which he pulled off like, well, the goddamn lounge singer he is.
Worst thing about this film is the jarring 60's lounge soundtrack that abruptly chimes in every 2 minutes, completely regardless of whatever may or may not be happening on screen.
Apart from all that my mentally-handicapped arse just lay there on the sofa soaking in the stupidity of it all, oh, and the NON-STOP parade of 60's mega-spunks clamouring for a burl on Deano's carob bond rod.
Poor Deano couldnt win a fucken fight with a dogturd. Possibly the crappiest fight sequences in all of film history. And this bullshit just lurches along from crapola fight scene to crapola fight scene. Poor Deano. He just wanted to root smoking hot swingin' 60's spunks like JB did. Then they roped him in to having to fight some henchman fuckwit every 5 fucken minutes which he pulled off like, well, the goddamn lounge singer he is.
Worst thing about this film is the jarring 60's lounge soundtrack that abruptly chimes in every 2 minutes, completely regardless of whatever may or may not be happening on screen.
Apart from all that my mentally-handicapped arse just lay there on the sofa soaking in the stupidity of it all, oh, and the NON-STOP parade of 60's mega-spunks clamouring for a burl on Deano's carob bond rod.
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