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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 17, 2020 4:35:20 GMT
Welcome aboard...
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket.
Yes, over the next 16 weeks we are going to take you on an Exclusive Guided Walking Tour of the entire length and breadth of this engineering marvel.
The world’s largest floating photobucket. “Look at that big floating photobucket over there! It’s as big as a goddamn ship!”
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket is organised alphabetically from hull to stern.
A
A is for Advertising.
This one should really be filed under "G" for Gunston.
Confession time: goddamnit I cannot find a fucking thing in this stupid goddamn photobucket.
FFS
I made this comically-small "Search" function myself. And like your todger, of course it doesn't work but you still keep touching it anyway.
Is this one racist? Maybe you should file a claim with an Independent Internet Citing Commission, just to be on the safe side;
Advanced Advertising and Research to follow.
You probably won't understand this businessy section of the tour.
Righto, that's all for today.
Get off my boat.
The "A" section of the tour will resume at 4 am SHARP.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 17, 2020 23:02:18 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket.
Exclusive Guided Walking Tour
“Look! The giant cock and balls have turned green at night!”
The Tour resumes, still in "A" for "Advertising so a word from our sponsors...
Fairly in-depth and businesslike graph powerpoint presentation here:
Souvenir from old fallen Media Empire.
Thank God that's over.
Next up, "B"! |
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Oct 18, 2020 13:48:19 GMT
So Photobucket's threatening to erase your account too?
There was a time last year when I was getting ten emails a week begging me to upgrade my account lest I lose access to that Duke Nukem screenshot I uploaded in 2005.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 18, 2020 22:37:31 GMT
So Photobucket's threatening to erase your account too? Not really, I've always paid for their hosting, maybe $25 p/a. But the cunts just slyly extorted $5 a month out of me by removing "Upload" option then fuzzing the whole lot out with watermarks. They could have just fucking TOLD me to pay them instead of removing Upload option for a few months. Hostile corporate shartbugles. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 18, 2020 23:40:10 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket Guided Tour
Welcome to Day 3 of the guided tour.
Next up in the alphabetically organised photobucket tour is B
B is for Books
Well, that's all we seem to have for the letter B.
Short and sweet.
Tour's over for the day, see you tomorrow.
**NO REFUNDS** |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 19, 2020 22:49:11 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley
Photobucket Guided Tour
Day 4.
"Look, that big stupid fucking boat thing is in the harbour AGAIN!"
Welcome to Day 4 of the Guided Tour.
Today we are up the alphabetically-organised C-section of the tour.
C
C is for Cock.
Sorry, just the one entry in my photobucket under "Cock"
so you'll have to put away those fledgling stiffies for now.
On with the tour.
C is also for Comics.
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Post by hiccup on Oct 22, 2020 2:59:59 GMT
Can I post some of mine, too? I won't post too many. I have some fun ones I saved but never used.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 22, 2020 3:13:03 GMT
Sure, go ahead, as long as you pixellate all the cat cocks.
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Post by hiccup on Oct 22, 2020 15:44:48 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 22, 2020 21:44:07 GMT
Did you make these?
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Post by hiccup on Oct 22, 2020 22:04:17 GMT
No, I said they're all as I found them. Feel free to use them for whatever you like. The last one is by @nathanielknows. He is very funny. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 23, 2020 8:00:20 GMT
Thread title has been amended to Guided Tour Of Photobucket Highlights. To be more inclusive.
Plus its not entire photobucket, posting barely the tip of whats in the thing. Just the few pics I've wrecked that dont disgust me 15 years later.
Maybe should be amend amended to Photobucket Lowlights
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 23, 2020 23:32:02 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket.
Welcome to Day 5 of the tour.
D is for Dating.
D
D is also for Degenerating which is exactly what the
Dating section does from there so we'll spare the children
from that horror show.
Onto the "E" section.
"E" is for "Errors"
E
Errors are formulated in our bespoke Error Generator using a process involving hot air and science and then some extra whooshing great blasts of more hot air. Highly technical. You wouldn't understand.
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Post by hiccup on Oct 24, 2020 4:08:53 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Oct 25, 2020 0:12:55 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 25, 2020 1:47:16 GMT
OMG it's niece Greta Gunston! Aged 17, all the heavy smoking had severely stunted her growth. |
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Post by hiccup on Oct 25, 2020 3:06:28 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Oct 25, 2020 3:30:27 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Oct 25, 2020 3:33:31 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Oct 25, 2020 3:34:01 GMT
And, my last and best one:  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 26, 2020 22:33:13 GMT
Poor little bugger's probably a serial killer by now, all the shit she must've copped at school
"The Little House on the Prairie Strangler"
"The tombstone-toothed terminator"
"The mulleted mulleter"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 26, 2020 22:42:21 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket.
Welcome to Day 7 of the Tour.
Today, G.
G is for GUNSTON.
G is also for GIFS.
Yes, that's right.
Tomorrow is The Day of The GIFS.
Technicians will be working through the night to ensure everything runs smoothly.
"We're looking at 680,000 gifs running simultaneously at 12,000 rpm.
These gearings HAVE to be ready. They HAVE to. Check them again".
"Holy shit, I just don't know if we're ready" |
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Post by hiccup on Oct 27, 2020 0:47:02 GMT
Poor little bugger's probably a serial killer by now, all the shit she must've copped at school "The Little House on the Prairie Strangler" "The tombstone-toothed terminator" "The mulleted mulleter"
Should get a kid that looks like this to play the youngest version of Eric Trump in the inevitable Fox TV movie about the Trump family.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 2, 2020 10:32:06 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket.
Welcome to Day 8 of the Tour.
Today, G.
G is for GIFS.    
Jesus, there's about 10 million more of
the fucken things in there, who gives a shit.
Fuck knows why I even pay money to host
these fucken things, ffs, these days you can
google any GIF under the sun anyway.
Tour's over for the day.
Go away. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 8, 2020 23:17:21 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket.
Welcome to Day 9 of the Tour.
Today, H.
H is for Houses.
Welcome to The Gunston Family Home
Seaside Point.
"Gene-o, where's your stupid brother Trevor?"
"Skiing, Aunty Doris."
"Gene, did you cut that dead prick down from the tree?"
"Fuckin' hang on, I'm still taking a piss here."
"What about now?"
"For fucks sake, Aunty Doris, hang the fuck on."
"What about now?"
"Last few drops."
"GENE-O, stop playing with it. You'll go blind again."
"Yes, Aunty Doris."
"GENE GUNSTON, YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING FRIDGE THIS INSTANT."
"Uhh, I can't hear you, Aunty Doris." |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 16, 2020 22:58:35 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 29, 2020 1:15:49 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 3, 2020 1:20:58 GMT
Guided Tour Of Photobucket Highlights
Next up, "P".
In my photobucket "P" stands for "Pictures".
Shut up cunt, at times I fail to think these things through.
At all times.
Righto, that'll do for today. More later. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 13, 2021 11:40:46 GMT
The USS Nimrod Dawley Photobucket Tour.
Up to "R" now.
R is for "Report"
I'm fucked if I know why a category of my Photobucket is called "Report"
but there you go. Maybe it's a nautical thing? Anyway, on with the tour...
I call this one "Ode to Forthreich".
It's post-modernism so shut up cunt.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 19, 2021 0:48:05 GMT
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