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Post by pussycat on Oct 20, 2020 22:38:05 GMT
 Last week I took a little trip to Covidland (NYC) and so Saturday I was in the waiting room with my friend, at a Brooklyn clinic to get our Covid tests. This is what was playing in the waiting room. They took my friend in but not me because I have very shit health insurance from a different state. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 20, 2020 22:55:15 GMT
Have channel surfed past this.
Guy on the far left has a very punchable face and also a very kickable neck. It almost makes me want to commit a crime in TV land just so he could try to catch me and I could rape and humiliate his face and neck and forehead.
Wonder if the 2 blondies could pull off swapping their garish mental person/classy spunk actor schticks they'd still look the same?
The black guy is guaranteed 100% homosexual.
ps covid tests cost $200 in Japan. Obviously I've never met anyone that's even heard of anyone ever getting tested.
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Post by pussycat on Oct 21, 2020 1:34:24 GMT
In my state the test is free to everyone. I’ve taken it once and got a positive result. That is, I tested negative for covid, which was a very positive outcome for my health.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 21, 2020 3:52:52 GMT
I’ve taken it once and got a positive result. That is, I tested negative for covid, which was a very positive outcome for my health. I would probably get flustered and confused in this situation and, much to the consternation of assembled medical staff, immediately begin exuberantly celebrating getting a positive test result. |
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Post by hiccup on Oct 21, 2020 16:07:38 GMT
Didn't like the one or two episodes I saw of this.
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Post by pussycat on Oct 23, 2020 0:15:47 GMT
Didn't like the one or two episodes I saw of this. Unlike a covid test in my state, the show is not for everyone. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 2, 2021 21:56:41 GMT
 Had always channel surfed past this as it looked just too typical and procedural and dumb and goddamnit just too American. Bored shitless other day so sat through a couple of episodes and suddenly became hopelessly addicted to the bloody thing. Plus, turned out I had unwittingly staggered into the cable binge marathon to end all cable binge marathons. The sadistic bastards at SkyTV had scheduled ithis fucking thing to go from S1 ep1 for FOUR days, 24 hours a day, virtually uninterrupted. WFTT. How many people in Japan are going to sit up for 24 hours a day, for 4 whole days, to watch this? Anyway, this telly show is highly addictive for the following reasons in easy-to-follow bullet point format; - they let you know who the baddie is early enough in each episode
- ergo, you don't have to think
- they always catch the baddie
- they are all geniuses
- they use mind profiling in the brain
Annoying bit for me is the thin millenial floppy-haired "genius" knowitall dude has a voice like a woman. Not that thats a bad thing but it's a specific woman. The boss woman from Silicon Valley. Goddamnit he sounds exactly like her. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 3, 2021 4:52:52 GMT
Goddamn it took me 2 full seasons to realise the new boss guy was Fat Tony in the Simpsons. Oh well, at least I got there in the end.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 3, 2021 22:28:10 GMT
Oh Lord please this thing is still going today. We are onto day 4 of 23 hour daily coverage. Oh jesus please stop me before I kill watch again. Blink twice if you can hear me. S4 got a bit soppier, went the chick route a bit, relying on emotional sookery. I think I might actually be watching the ball getting dropped as it happens. The woman agents in this are completely interchangeable and forgettable and indiscernible from one another. Bossman Agent Hotch is rad. Mega-stern and frowny, he never smiles. He might well be The Most Serious Man In All Of TV.  The one brief moment, in 15 years of episodes, when Agent Hotch almost smiled, captured here in GIF format.
Can almsot follow by rote the procedure of each episode now
- Start with scary, clangy "industrial" soundtrack and blurry pics of gorgeous woman imprisoned. - Cue the team assembling
- Team private jetting (??FFS) to crime scene and getting themselves we the viewers up to speed on case.
- Team deal with thick local coppers.
- Get fat blonde Garcia on speaker, she solves the case.
- Team debrief local pigs in big meeting room. Agent Millenial Haircut 100 pipes up in know-it-all chick voice and no one ever laughs.
- Team storm baddies place, rescue the chick and take baddie into custody/baddie blows his own brains out.
- The End.
- 10 minutes of ads while I take a piss then its back on the sofa for next episode, rinse repeat.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 5, 2021 4:40:36 GMT
"Do we have any info about the baddie at all?"
"No, but we can assume he is white, male, mid 30's. He is quiet in libraries but occasionally gregarious when in the company of others, particularly when under the influence of alcohol. He likes pina coladas and making love at midnight. In the cool summer rain."
"Just ran all that through the system and I've got an address".
"Let's go!"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 7, 2021 22:54:30 GMT
"Someone somewhere just got kidnapped".
"Hmm. I believe our unsub is a white male in their mid 30's. He has 2 sisters but just 1 brother which explains his impotency. He once suffered a traumatic episode in his early childhood. He builds model aeroplanes in his spare time which explains his need to control his environment. I am thinking he also has an identifiable birthmark on either his left or right forearm".
"Just traced his address from a credit card purchase at a model aeroplane shop".
"Let's go!"
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on May 20, 2021 2:02:24 GMT
Criminal Minds Threads Merged!
Final Warning, shitface Dawley.
--Gordo.
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