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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 18, 2021 12:35:28 GMT
How's the snow up there Spergue? Yeah just the usual sporadic blasting whiteouts. The earth yawns and murmurs "climate change this one, u fukks".As long as Mr Plow comes tomorrow at the sparrows fart to clear a path for my deadly treddly bicycle ride to work I should be right. Although ya never know. About 3 times each winter a blizzard will come in as late as 8am and by 9:30 when I set off I am already halfway fucked
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 19, 2021 0:39:03 GMT
"Tijuana Ted" Cruz is fuckign hilrious. Busted on a flight attempting to bolt frozen broken Texas for a week of little-brollied drinks poolside in sunny sperm-stained Cancun, then twitter-shamed into flying RIGHT THE FUCK BACK to Texes upon landing in Mexica. Then trots out the following excuses. - "my children forced me to get on the plane. It's all their fault."
- "Won't someone think of the children."
- "I came straight back to Texas to rescue my people"
- "I think I might be the hero here"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 19, 2021 23:12:53 GMT
Oh, Ted.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 21, 2021 23:15:45 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 22, 2021 4:10:40 GMT
^^^^ All Donnie really loved about being Prez was the prestige. Obvs didnt give a fuck about doing the actual job but after a taste of the prestige with all that "table" bullshit and brown-nose chicanery from his huge sad orbit of indentured sycophants, and being indulged hand and foot with the bottle opening rigmarole etc, once that's all been whisked away, the loss of face in the eyes of rando fuckwit repubtards in his stupid hotel restaurant would be the fuckign WORST for an egomaniac like him
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 1, 2021 22:38:05 GMT
That is gobsmackingly awesome.
LOL@Cuomo
Rapes office spunk, asks her "how do u like my old man cock, u filthy randy mega-ho?
Office spunk issues statement: "FFS, Cuomo tried to root me"
Cuomo issues statement: "I apologize if that office spunk doesn't know about flirtation. #jacking_it_to_nursing_home_webcam_deathwatch_spankbank"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 2, 2021 23:52:04 GMT
OOOPS, just an honest mistake Guvnor......
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 21, 2021 22:46:40 GMT
I've followed all the links and this looks legit:
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 30, 2021 22:22:39 GMT
Chauvin is going to get off. At least one of the dipshit jury will believe it wuz the drugs that killed George Floyd and not the klansman copper's knee.
"Friendly local Constable Dazza was making his locally-appointed rounds, a smile here for a kindly old lady, a lollipop there for a happy little white schoolgirl, when hello, PC Dazza saw a HUGE scary nigger causing a massive ruckus on the main streets! This violent unhinged nigger was about to have a massive drug-related heart attack! Officer Dazza immediately pinned the dying man on the ground with his knee on the drug addicts neck in order to prevent the flow of deadly fentanyl from entering the niggers drug-hungry brain. Officer Dazza fought valiantly for 9 minutes and 29 seconds to arrest the flow of deadly drugblood to the violent criminals brain. 9 minutes and 29 seconds, ladies and gentlemen! By any metric it was a heroic effort. But sadly it was all to no avail. The criminal died. We hereby recommend Constable Derek Chauvin for the Purple Heart for Bravery. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 2, 2021 23:12:32 GMT
WFT is this guy? A composite hologram? There is something disquietingly off about his narrow, puny shoulders in relation to his head shape in relation to his pallor, his eyes, his mouth ffs the whole fuckign thing. Can't out my finger on it. It's like he's a 60-year old man that's been reformatted at a cellular level into a 35-year old but the calibrations are all an nth of a degree off.
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Post by sukebegg on Apr 3, 2021 7:10:28 GMT
Lot of radioactive pond scum has gotten into the Florida gene pool over the last 50 years...I mean, they have like alien-like psychotic characteristics: (No attributions, but this is a good overview of what happened) More at: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1377628298721828866.html
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Post by sukebegg on Apr 3, 2021 12:22:18 GMT
Speaking of Aliens ~
Gaetz's "arrest is imminent..."
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Post by sukebegg on Apr 11, 2021 11:40:42 GMT
This may explain a lot...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 14, 2021 1:21:45 GMT
Matt Gaetz Head Revisited seems totally fucked. His bukkake queue buddy Greenberg is going to sing like a birdie.
LOL@ the dumbarse seppo cop chick who got her taser mixed up with her gun. Even though she must've taken the safety off the taser I mean gun seconds earlier?
Then the good ol' boy police chief refuses her resignation...
"Just an honest mistake, Guv. I resign". "Oh fuck, dont worry about it, just another dead nigger. Mistakes happen, life goes on... for us". "HAHAHAHA" "HAHAHAHA" "HAHAHAHA, I see what you did there, chief". "HAHAHAHA" "Yeah fuck it, life goes on. Better resign though. For the optics. Make it look like I'm so very, very, sorry LOL." "If you insist. Oh shit, here's a full fucken bag of pension cash. Consider it a reward for going Travis Bickle on that dumbarse nigger". "LOL, ok, thanks bye then"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 14, 2021 2:04:28 GMT
the seppo cops seem to have given themselves a pretty sweet loophole to get away with shooting black fellas in their cars...
"TAKE YOUR SEATBELT OFF! TAKE YOUR SEATBELT OFF! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE DASHBOARD! TAKE YOUR SEATBELT OFF! TAKE YOUR SELTBELT OFF!"
BLAM, BLAM, BLAM.
"Yeah I shot the cunt cos he seemed to be going for a weapon in his lap" "Thank you for your service, Officer and thank you for keeping the streets clean and white".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 8, 2021 7:30:32 GMT
OK, this seems so big I can't even get a handle on it.
Please tell me Kushner and Donnie's brats are going to get swept up in this...
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Post by sukebegg on Jun 8, 2021 9:25:24 GMT
Fucking hope so but...I checked in on this dude and other assorted ex-FBI, CIA etc. ya know coppers, piggies during Drumpf's reign and they were always crowing about "this is IT! We got THEM!" Sounds like the cops caught some cocaine traffickers but who knows...would be fun to see Drumpf kicked in his diaper-clad ball-sack, but the dude and his family already seem to be on a very downward decline. Donny Jr. has certainly been high as fuck on coke recently...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 26, 2021 0:10:32 GMT
Memes coming thick and fast for dirty old Mattie Hancock, busted 4 lockdown breach fucking
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Post by sukebegg on Jun 26, 2021 9:37:21 GMT
The UK will soon be begging Russia to invade! Their politics turned into all those British tv show about what absolute shite narcissistic assholes politicians are... Came to give y'all a history lesson, but what use are past facts when we've entered the matrix! Alas. Ahahah ~ JULY 4th! SEPT 11th!!!! CINCO DE MAYO!!! BUY MORE BEER YOU CHOLESTORAL LADEN ZOMBEEz But what could be the secret of these magic muslims known as the Taliban? Seems like they have been around forever...I mean hell, they have probably humiliated the US more than Vietnam at this point... But as Bob Marley famously put it, "you gotta know what you are fighting for and fuck the CIA..." Then, again, maybe not so fast there buckaroo... www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/06/afghanistan-us-withdrawal-china/619286/How the Afghanistan Withdrawal Costs the U.S. With China The benefits of the withdrawal in terms of promoting competitiveness with China aren’t as compelling as they seem. (written by spooks, meaning the real Deep State but they are indeed who write the US foreign policy playbook. So, the new Domino Effect. Can't let China expand their sphere of influence like the US did all over Central and South America...can't wait for Gulf of Tonkin Part Deux, I mean it would be cool to stage the fake pretense for an open military conflict with China in the same place!)
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 26, 2021 10:01:11 GMT
wonder what the ol' Gipper is saying there... "...you know, these sand jockey assholes might be deranged terrorist savages... but goddamnit I do have to respect their beard-growing abilities. Every single one of these dudes was clean-shaven when we picked them up from the airport this morning".
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Post by sukebegg on Jul 15, 2021 11:20:13 GMT
And Russian and China can now start stirring the pot in Afghanistan...There's an excellent theory by thee Trilateral Commission dude Zbigniew Brzezinski regarding the absolute geo-political importance of Central Asia ~ go figure...
And just now, flames to the RussiaGate fantasists (?)
Western intel agency bs? Putin faked to be leaked bs? True??
The Trump as Russian Puppet works for me, if we are just entertaining conspiracy theories. I mean I can instantly document when Putin basically disappeared for more than a week followed by Trump formally announcing he was running. Dude paid 10K USD to bang a MILF pr0n star ~ poorly!! Getting kompromat on him would be cake...And QAnon being a Russian psyop? Fuck, may as well be for what it accomplished by embedding that lunacy in the minds of millions...
Or it is just another part of the West trying to gin up conflict with Russia and China. Retreat from Afghanistan to reorganize and figure how best to attack the Grand Chessboard:
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Post by sukebegg on Jul 17, 2021 8:44:31 GMT
Easy lesson on the Caribbean today!
Cuba is poor because communism sucks. Haiti is poor because they are black and still believe in voodoo.
Joe Biden will invade Cube because he hates Communism. Joe Biden will invade because he hates voodoo...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 11, 2021 0:53:23 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 13, 2021 6:41:42 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 13, 2021 23:38:21 GMT
LOL@Seppo War Machine. 20 years in Afghanistan, trillion dollar murderslog, fields littered with brave seppo corpses who died protecting (insert cause here_________) and then the sepps all abruptly give up and bugger off and, hellooooooooo, within two weeks it's like they were never there in the first place and the Taliban just assume control again. Yoink! We'll take that back thanxz cuntz.
LOLLLL.
$2 trillion up in smoke. Inside 2 weeks.
$2 trillion = US homeless problem fixed forever.
Thank you for your service.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 14, 2021 1:29:53 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Aug 14, 2021 6:58:43 GMT
Nothing like a honey-pot for the honey-potters...I'm sure you have a few fans in Langley already!
Remember that harmless Qanon Larp-Op??
"Ah well, it's just an outlier..." Nah mate, it's the tip of a horrible shitberg floating in the fetid political punch of the US of A ~ God Bless!!
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Post by fuckface on Aug 14, 2021 7:11:36 GMT
Coleman runs the Lovewater Surf Co., a surfing school based in Santa Barbara, and is an alumnus of Point Loma Nazarene University in San Diego, according to the company’s website. surfers are the worst people
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 14, 2021 10:07:31 GMT
Nothing like a honey-pot for the honey-potters...I'm sure you have a few fans in Langley already! Yeah I'm probably on a DNA watchlist. Boring and thick people. All that sunlight and gushing water has salted and bleached their brains. Sandy-skulled incapacitation.
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Post by sukebegg on Aug 14, 2021 10:25:04 GMT
I guess I'm outlier in this case then ~ not my fault I grew up at the beach. I was more a boogie boarder/body surfer but definitely a lot of lunkheads that don't deserve the eponymous musical genre!!
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