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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 18, 2020 11:26:22 GMT
25% on RT FFS.
WFT WAS GOING ON HERE.
PETER SELLERS was a Bond? Peter fucking Sellers? It was like an Austin Powers pisstake of itself. It's a comedy. Totally incoherent madcap Benny Hill cabaret.
NOT what I was expecting.
Non-stop sexy saxamaphone lounge soundtrack. It just never fucking stopped. Jarring its way right the fuck over all the dialogue, which was 100% sexy time camp innuendo, possibly peak swinging 60's sexy time objectification of them wimmins.
Peter Sellers and Ursula Andress wftffs. Dippy speccy Sellers HAD to be the inspiration for Austin Powers here.
Woody Allen.
Ronnie Corbett.
Orson Welles was a Bond villain?
And a hopelessly old, frail, posh and twee David Niven as Bond? "Top hat old sport jolly good show".
But then Peter Sellers spent most of the movie as James Bond. WFT was going on here.
This Bond film isnt even entered in the wiki list of Bond films.
Is this a Bond film?
Where am I?
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Post by pussycat on Nov 18, 2020 14:19:29 GMT
I saw this one as a kid and remember being just as confused as you. I believe most Bond aficionados consider the movie to be non-canon.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 18, 2020 21:00:27 GMT
I believe most Bond aficionados consider the movie to be non-canon. Now I'm wondering what other non-canon "Bond" movies are out there? "...and then there was 1972's "No Sleep Til Monaco" a dashingly fun jaunty ride through Europe starring Welsh crooner Tom Jones as James Bond and a cameo by actual Ugandan dictator Idi Amin as the villain..."
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Post by pussycat on Nov 18, 2020 22:25:26 GMT
Well the only other one I can think of is Never Say Never Again, which feels like a regular Bond movie, in fact it’s kind of a remake of Thunderball. Has one of the hottest Bond girls of all time, ihomo.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 18, 2020 23:45:12 GMT
Has one of the hottest Bond girls of all time, ihomo. I sprinted upstairs to begin consulting my Illustrated Book Of Bond Girls, to check for factual accuracy.Wiki says Barbara Carrera and Kim Basinger? Also lists Rowan Atkinson in the cast as "Nigel Small-Fawcett". Woof woof!
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Post by pussycat on Nov 19, 2020 0:05:52 GMT
Yeah mr bean is awesome in this. Bond is particularly out of shape. His age really shows in all the fight scenes.
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Post by pussycat on Nov 19, 2020 0:09:35 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 0:10:11 GMT
Some solid sideboob squishage in that shot and dirty old Connery knows it.
Bonus points for slumping dead woman in background.
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Post by pussycat on Nov 19, 2020 0:12:50 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 1:44:21 GMT
God knows how he lived another 40 years after this. He was already like a 60-year old in the goddamn 1980's!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 6, 2021 22:51:44 GMT
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Post by Ladyfingers on Sept 7, 2021 7:10:07 GMT
The only thing I remember about this film is that David Niven was in it and a bunch of Indians parachuting in at the end. I don't now if the latter's even in the film.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 7, 2021 7:58:03 GMT
ART.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 7, 2021 23:15:12 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 8, 2021 22:53:46 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 21, 2021 9:15:07 GMT
THIS was the villains lair? Some sort of 60's drug-infused hippie hair salon? Fucking mincing dipshit Woody Allen as the baddie?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 21, 2022 9:07:16 GMT
fahhhk, my googlin for rad moivie posters inevitably leads me back to BONED. JAMES BONED.
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