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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 1:34:49 GMT
Group twitter gimmick account!
twitter.com/GunstonRaelene
Anyone interested in password just express interest in this thread and I'll pm the fucker to u
Not sure whether "Raelene" will be a fascist or a commie yet. Might develop her from her Zoom article to some sort of "Post-Liberal Gender Stdies" type who has a good keen go with the delicate jargon but occasionally lapses and calls people "cunts" or "fucken lezzer bulldogs". Not sure yet. She's a blank slate! Feel free to dick around with her narrative however you like, followers, backdrop, pics, mental baity tweets etc.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 9:03:59 GMT
Raelene need works on her pronouns.
"he/they/she" is not going to cut it is it?
Damnit I literally have no idea how to do this.
What would be a realistically convincing yet slightly over the top lineup?
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 17:19:50 GMT
Raelene need works on her pronouns.
"he/they/she" is not going to cut it is it?
Damnit I literally have no idea how to do this.
What would be a realistically convincing yet slightly over the top lineup? Look, I know this is a joke account but I have issues making fun of pronouns. Pronouns are not a joke to people who struggle to have their preferred pronouns recognized. Can we please leave pronouns out of this? It's like making fun of someone's sexual orientation. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 18:06:46 GMT
I changed the bio.  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 22:21:20 GMT
.png) I do like the new look but ffs... Really? Then why bother. It's supposed to be fun. Perhaps this is not for you. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 22:37:15 GMT
I do like the new look but ffs... Really? Then why bother. It's supposed to be fun. Perhaps this is not for you.Perhaps you don't remember, but I had the funniest alaii at RT-OT. WhooPee, Nimsy Thomas, Princess Tiggsy...can't remember the rest.
I was going to put humorous pronouns in my own twitter bio (Cooper/Cooper -- it's a Twin Peaks reference) but a number of trans people have explained how it's just another way to be transphobic. It may seem light and silly to us, but we don't experience the constant barrage of hate they get. I mean, would you put "Faggot" in the bio? "Nigger"? It's just wrong and unnecessary.
But it's your account and I'll step back. Let me know when you're ready to go at a lefty. I have a few lined up.
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 22:38:22 GMT
Isn't that profile picture of that medium from that show?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 22:44:02 GMT
Isn't that profile picture of that medium from that show? Oh shit. If its goign to be easily rumbled we'll have to change it. Of course it is! Thats the jooooooooooooke. We are not coming at this concept from the perspective of upstanding people. This is the gimmick account of some offensive arsehole on twitter. They're supposed to be offensive. Thats where the fun is. But ok, tranny jokes off the table. This is the first time I have ever put any limits on my satire, Rabid. I hope you're happy with what you've done. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 22:56:15 GMT
Yay!
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 23:23:27 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Nov 19, 2020 23:37:10 GMT
Going through those MAGA dummies' pictures was so depressing. Part of me feels it would be better just to nuke this entire planet into oblivion.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 19, 2020 23:49:52 GMT
Nice but I think it has to be a very spunky woman. (not that Raelene Gunston was wildly spunky)
I havent really looked around twitter much but I reckon most casual twitter scrollers just click "follow" on someone based almost entirely on physical attraction.
Just like job interviews in the real world.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 20, 2020 23:29:09 GMT
Going through those MAGA dummies' pictures was so depressing. Yeah logged in as Raelene, and looking at Donnie's twitter feed, I kindve dont want anythign to do with it, even from a trolling aspect. Might be a total narrative shift on the cards for Raelene. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 22, 2020 0:40:07 GMT
Um.
Apparently calling someone "dumb" is an "ableist slur" no different than "retard."
What if I spell it dubm?
I remember someone going off a couple years ago about how the left is trying to stop people from using words period. I just laughed it off and thought they were a (certainly not dubm!) asshole.
Can we call people assholes? Or is that a gastric slur? An intestinal slur? I mean shamon.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 22, 2020 0:56:54 GMT
Um. Apparently calling someone "dumb" is an "ableist slur" no different than "retard." This is all deeply confusing. I know I need to get with the programme on this shit but it just seems so fucking smashed avocado cuntface snowflakey. How about if I refer to myself as a fucken crazy dumb cunt? "Please refrain from using faux ableist commentary as it diminishes the role of potentially incendiary language that has been conscripted by Liberal Arts Post-Gender Studies Departments for deployment in abling disabled and able bodied people's crusades against disabling the enabling of ableness" |
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Nov 22, 2020 13:21:12 GMT
I'll offer up my bullshit Twitter account to argue with your bullshit Twitter account. Warning: I have no followers and have never tweeted. However, I'm pretty certain we can make things go "viral" if I include a "meme" in my "tweet."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 22, 2020 22:04:10 GMT
However, I'm pretty certain we can make things go "viral" if I include a "meme" in my "tweet." WOAAAAAHHH, what's with the sudden torrent of in-house jargon? Baby steps please! Some of us have to look up each of these stupid new words one by one! Manners once told me the key to twitter is to "hammer the algo". This seems to mean clicking like and retweet on lots and lots of stuff. Could be an issue when I dont even want to see the MAGA stuff I've dumbly signed up for (and as) let alone interact with it. Whose dumb idea was this. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 23, 2020 0:04:07 GMT
I have 145 followers after 3 months on twitter. There are people with thousands of followers and I have no idea how they got them, their tweets are certainly no better than mine. There are really good accounts though where you can see how they got that number of followers. I find the dynamic a little cliquey and I don't like it when I interact with accounts I follow but they don't follow me back. I'm going to unfollow a couple hundred people soon.
My dumbest tweets have gotten the most likes and the few ones I've made that I really like barely got any responses or zero. One tweet I made got over 750 likes, SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY, and it was just an absolutely nothing of a tweet.
I'm a little addicted, it's non-stop at twitter, kind of like the old days at RT-OT where you could barely keep up.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 23, 2020 4:45:26 GMT
I have 145 followers after 3 months on twitter. There are people with thousands of followers and I have no idea how they got them, their tweets are certainly no better than mine. There are really good accounts though where you can see how they got that number of followers. I find the dynamic a little cliquey and I don't like it when I interact with accounts I follow but they don't follow me back. I'm going to unfollow a couple hundred people soon. My dumbest tweets have gotten the most likes and the few ones I've made that I really like barely got any responses or zero. One tweet I made got over 750 likes, SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY, and it was just an absolutely nothing of a tweet. I'm a little addicted, it's non-stop at twitter, kind of like the old days at RT-OT where you could barely keep up. 145 followers after 3 months is A LOT. 750 likes for ONE tweet? That is some Beyonce level shit. I can see how people get addicted to the dopamining dinging of that shit going off. Never could get get a handle on the twatsphere though. I've never even really looked around it. Just click on a rando link to the site then click off elsehwere again. The "threads" arent actually threads to me. They're there one minute then wft where did the c**t go, oh well, it's gone, fuckit, scroll on. On twitter it all seems so fleeting. You hammer out some shit then the next day you start again, your previous endeavors having been washed out with the tide. Conversely, the basic forii has threads that you can come back to fucken YEARS later and pick up right where some shrieking nutjob left off. So great. Plus, if you have a look around the twatsphere there is so much seppo-centric sanctimony. Sanctimony? On twitter? The fuck is wrong with you? That's like shrieking to the rafters about someone's smelly farts as you stroll through the local goddamn abattoir. Before hitching their little remonstration cabooses to the Sanctimony Express, departing from all points of interest here, here, here and here, those PC woke SJW sorts better have their closets in order. You can see half of fucken Narnia from the back of my closet so no fucken judgment from this end. In Executive Summary, twitter reads like such a miserable spermbank of funless whinging tryhards. "Oh fuck, look at me, pleaaaesse, i'm so depressed look at me. Insert passive aggressive tweetbait, wahhh, pleassse click 'like' on my pithy one-sentence whinge of wisdom-wank or I'll fucken top myself, wah, wah."
Plus, in Secondary Executive Summary, to state the stark-raving bleeding obvious, twitter has utterly killed the foriisphere. The rapacious hordes are now enamoured and captivated with twitters potential to interact with celebs. That po-tential stardust is not happening at the millions and millions of sad little circled-wagon forus fiefdoms. People that enjoy twitter would rightfully think "why bother going back to some saddo 20-person message board when I can go right up to Beyonce's keyboard and yell shit at her? Plus, why prostrate myself at the mercy of some jumped-up little Hitler gestapo forum moderators again, circa 00-10? How many power-trippin little weiner milk monitors goose-stepping up and down the halls of twitter? FUCK-ALL."
I still prefer the forii though. Twitter is like the hallmark cards of needy self-obsessed sooks. "Oh shit, I didn't get a 'like' for my post, I am garbage, everybody hates me, I am worthless." It's reducing its denizens to paranoid 12-year old girls. Just one big morass of desperate keelhauling to dredge up some self-validation while vaingloriously hoping some semblance of the feelgood fuzz wends its way up your salty, barren maidenhead. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 23, 2020 6:24:01 GMT
Twitter is really bad for letting racists and terfs get away with internet hate crimes though. There is almost no effort to keep the site clear of that. They ban people for the stupidest crap, like a racist starts saying the most vile, racist bile, you respond to the racist telling him to jump off a cliff, and you get banned for breaking the twitter rule of not telling someone to harm themselves. Unbelievable. I think reddit, facebook, and twitter should be sued for letting misinformation and racism etc flourish, it's a huge part of the reason why Trump got elected in the first place. There has to be a legal case to be made - we don't legally allow hate speech, so why is it allowed online? I'm not sure how that would work though, given that ppl all over the world use twitter, and what kind of precedent that would set for I don't even know what.
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Post by hiccup on Nov 23, 2020 19:22:46 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Nov 24, 2020 5:55:49 GMT
I just had an idea. Raelene should be a MAGAt that harasses other MAGAts. We can use her to dismantle the entire GOP and all their supporters.
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Post by hiccup on Nov 24, 2020 5:57:25 GMT
Apparently a number of MAGAts in Georgia are going to write Trump's name in on their ballot for the run-off Senate elections, to protest Biden beating Trump. I guess they haven't thought that through yet. But we could use Raelene to encourage ppl to write in Trump's name. We could win GA for the Dems!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 24, 2020 6:03:14 GMT
I just had an idea. Raelene should be a MAGAt that harasses other MAGAts. Now we7re talkkking. But why does she harass them? Race? Gender? She's broke? Raging unashamed beneficiary? She's confused about communism? |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 24, 2020 18:18:34 GMT
I just had an idea. Raelene should be a MAGAt that harasses other MAGAts. Now we7re talkkking. But why does she harass them? Race? Gender? She's broke? Raging unashamed beneficiary? She's confused about communism? I think it's more that it's intentionally unintentional. Like she joins convos with her kind to express her shared feelings, but then she gets really sensitive about a percieved slight and goes off. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 26, 2020 5:30:09 GMT
I don't know where to put this but am going to plop it here. I found an old usb and was looking at pics of myself from before I got fat, god I was great looking. What a train wreck my life has become. Anyway, I have no idea why I saved these, I don't remember doing it, they're from 10 years ago at RTOT:   lol I remember now too a few years ago on another usb I found a bunch of RT pages I saved...I'll see if I can find them. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 26, 2020 23:45:40 GMT
Jesus, 46,000 posts? #sad
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On topic, I have no idea who to make Raelene "follow"
Oh well, at least the mental slag has finally managed to make her first tweet
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Post by hiccup on Nov 27, 2020 2:17:25 GMT
I'll find her some followers either tonight or tomorrow morning.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 27, 2020 3:35:02 GMT
I'll find her some followers either tonight or tomorrow morning. Ha, hopefully someone not so "big" on twutter that they can't be suckered into an online spat. Wouldnt bank on her luring the immediate Trump family into a twitter stoush considering she currently has zero followers. |
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Post by hiccup on Nov 27, 2020 19:19:22 GMT
Raelene is now following 100+ people, has 1 follower and has started tweeting about QAnon conspiracies and abortion.
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