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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 23, 2020 11:02:14 GMT
 Classically-trained thespian Vin Diesel enters the matrix and finds 30% of The Minority Report, 20% of the bits and bobs nicked from the Transformers killing floor, 25% of The Truman Show, the rest of the Matrix and 2 holograms from the Avengers franchise.
Couldve sworn this was a Michael Bay production. It looked goddamn big budget spectacular, the computey tech shit was fancy as hell. I actually enjoyed watching this just to marvel at how flash the computer screens were.
Made in 2020, did this 600 billion dollar epic even make it to the fucken cinemas before bat soup crashed the party?
*edit, came out on March 13 2020, grossed $10 mill.
Cost $45 mill to make. LOL!
30% on RT.
Harsh.
Poor cunts.
They forgot to code in to the mike bay max mega max server filme formulaiii that all the whizzbang CGI in the techverse dont mean jackshit if all the humans are 2-D knob-ends.
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Post by pussycat on Nov 24, 2020 15:02:18 GMT
Classically-trained thespian Vin Diesel
The man has quite an impressive range.   |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 24, 2020 22:13:10 GMT
The man has quite an impressive range. Yes, from deep empathy all the way through to empathetic deepness, he is surely the Lawrence Olivier of our times. |
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Post by pussycat on Nov 26, 2020 0:03:32 GMT
That’s very interesting, because where you see “deep empathy” i see “serious.” But his acting is so advanced that multiple people can read different things into his gestures. Kind of like the Mona Lisa’s eyes or whatever, you know, open to interpretation/genius.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 26, 2020 0:35:29 GMT
That’s very interesting, because where you see “deep empathy” i see “serious.” But his acting is so advanced that multiple people can read different things into his gestures. Kind of like the Mona Lisa’s eyes or whatever, you know, open to interpretation/genius.
wise and deeply philosophical and benevolent understanding
of the very crux of the essence of human nature.
This look says my cock is going
to totally wreck that bitches shit. |
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Post by Ladyfingers on Nov 28, 2020 8:24:51 GMT
The Fast/Furious movies including and after 5 are fucking hilariously stupid and I love them. RLM described them as "the only movies made entirely sarcastically" which is about right. Diesel is so anti-charismatic and uncool that his swagger is like a clown's toot every time he's on screen.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 7, 2021 0:06:02 GMT
Diesel is so anti-charismatic and uncool that his swagger is like a clown's toot every time he's on screen. haha, brutal |
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