Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 22, 2020 21:52:31 GMT
Tom starts the movie by trying to do an impression of an actual live human being. It goes downhill from there.
16% on RT.
Oh, Tom.
Tom, what have you done?
On the bright side, this one might have bombed but Tom is still looking good. Real good. Must be those pterodactyl placenta baths he takes in the Area 52 lair with his scientologist pals. He also has the hair of a 13-year old heavy smoker.
Tom tries to Do The Acting in this one and goes for the jokey arsehole "everyman" angle. And of course it doesnt really work. He soon reverts to type and goes fullblown Mission Impossible fighty-fighty action man.
So why did this one bomb so bad? Hard to tell. Maybe because you sort of felt that at no stage did anyone on screen make any sort of connection with anyone else on screen, or with you the viewer for that matter.
