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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 21, 2020 1:59:53 GMT
TEN votes each in the pole!I always end up watching this live here on the Upper 666th Pitcairns Volta cos Sunday Night in Jesusland is 10 am on Monday mornings on half-unemployed Mondays. I dont watch any other boofball match, or highlights, or even read anything about the sport during the week. Just watch one whole live 4-hour game a week and that's it. In my experte opinione, Packers vs Chiefs SB looking the most likely although Bills might be a smokey for the SuperBall. Looked real good last week in unlocking the #1 Steelers D. QB Josh Allen has really got his shit together and WR Diggs is murdering it. Potential Rule Change:
Instead of the predictable tedium of every single kickoff sailing unloved into the end zone for yet another dead play, award 1 pt to the deep man if he can execute a scorpion kick to get the ball back into the field of play.
 This is an excellent idea to spice up boring kickoffs and I will broach no disagreement on the matter.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 4, 2021 4:25:38 GMT
BoofBall in huge silent empty stadii is just dumb.
They players now just look like grown men being overly intense about playing a little boys sport in front of no one.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 10, 2021 1:10:00 GMT
Wild Card Game.
Rams vs Seahawks
Neither team got out of 1st gear, Russell Wilson's Seattle Shitehawks shartbumble their way out of the playoffs at first hurdle, a galling denouement after starting 5 and 0. Phil Goff beat them with a broken thumb FFS.
Not a SNF game so instead of the brilliant Collinsworth commentary guy we had shit-for-brains Biff Tannen I mean Troy Aikman.
FFS.
Mr Cough Syrup Brain.
WFT.
Get this guy off the air.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 10, 2021 4:34:51 GMT
Wild Card
Washington vs Tampa Bay
43-year old Fancy Boy Tom Brady gets rid of the Washington Redskins to progress.
Oops, "Redskins" is a no-no now.
Washington Lawmakers
Washington Prosecutors
Washington Litigators
Washington Monumentals
Washington Monu-Mentals
Washington Partisans
Washington Oval Officers (maybe awesome nickname for the O-line)
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 11, 2021 2:29:42 GMT
Wild Card
Steelers vs Borwns
FUCVKINLOLLLLLLLLL 11-0 Steelers currently down 28-NIL to the dogshit perennial 0-15 Cleveland Steamers. A THE EMD OF THE FIRST QUARTER.
YES, WE'RE ON TARGET FOR A 112-0 TOUCH-UP.
Ben Rapesburger and co turned up thinking their shit dont stink fuckin LOLLLLLLL
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 17, 2021 7:38:05 GMT
1/8 Finals, ffs the Bungalow Bills go through on a 101-yard pick 6 ffs!
Stupid Ravens. Those craven ravens.
Aaron Rodgers Packers run RIGHT the fuck through the gaping great hole left by lineman Aaron Donald after he cried off with busted ribs LOLL.
Holy shit Rodgers is RICH. Give us some of your $$ cunt. Commentators said he seriously wants to be the next host of "Jeopardy" (?) What say you sepps.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 24, 2021 23:19:06 GMT
NFC Championship Game
Brady Bay Bucs: 31
Rodgers Bay Packers: 26
Thrilling aerial gun battle. Not much of the flop and plop 1-yard gain running malarkie. Rodgers Concorde versus Brady's Lear Jet.
Found myself pulling for the Pack in this one. Not to be. Fancy Boy Tom off to his TENTH SuperBrawl.
Pretty funny how all the players have "Stop The Hate" written on their helmets. Then the whistle blows and they sprint off and attack some guys head in broad daylight.
Poor Aaron Rodgers. Banished back to his Putin Palace to spend another disconsolate 8-month offseason, on full pay, lounging poolside with his purring harem of titty-tassled video vamps.
Next up; Bills!
Go Bills! Beat that knob-end Mahomes!*
*no way tv execs will allow a Tampa Bay vs Buffalo Superbowl. Ratings disaster. The fix will be in for KC.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 25, 2021 2:37:11 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 8, 2021 0:39:11 GMT
Superbau XLVVXXIIIVVCCC
It's toight. Toight loik a toigaa. Fatguts#73 HAS to catch that fitbau in the end zone. Mahones will come back you dipshits. 7-3 aint good enough. That shit had to be 14-3. Grab that thing like it was a tub of Ben and Jerry's u fat moran.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 8, 2021 1:16:44 GMT
HT 21-6 LOL@Lippy Mathiueu, dickhead. Pretty Boy Tom says "welcome to history, dipshit"
Chiffs discipline in tatters and no answer for TB RB Fournette.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 30, 2021 8:24:55 GMT
 What a run! 40 yards at least! Shrugging off tackles at will! |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 13, 2021 3:25:42 GMT
Oh Jesus, this narrative has started up again. And finally my beloved Chicago Bears make an appearance. They were shit. Their QB is a ranga FFS. Then a 15-yard penalty for taunting??
 Are you shitting me? The over-sanitisation of the league continues unabated. First no more grass, then stupid domed stadiums means no more wind or rain or even goddamn sunlight, and now a handsome young black millionaire can't even call some bitch ass nigger a bitch ass ho motherfucker? |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 13, 2021 4:54:59 GMT
ps LOL@packed stadiums and NO masks in USA. Meanwhile, the thick cunts are still carking it at a 9/11 every 2 days pace. USA! We beat the Covid!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 26, 2021 5:19:04 GMT
Oops, missed the entire season til today.
The hell is the big deal about pygmy QB "Kyler Murray"? Never lost at high school, won College champs, won Heisman, NFL rookie of the year, and yet the oompa loompa cunt seems barely interested. I'f I'm an Arizona Cardinals fan (?) I'm spewing they've handed the franchise to a sulky little 5"3 video game child.
It's like giving the reins to the dwarf from Game of Thrones.
Compared to Carson Wentz who was all gung ho and fired up, Murray's sitting on the sidelines by himself the whole 2nd half having a little cry like the game is already lost. Doesnt seem like much of a leader of men.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 30, 2022 22:22:35 GMT
Just thought of a great new name for the Washington Football team.
"The Violent Domesticators".
Yes, "The Washington Violent Domesticators".
"Violent Domesticators" on a t-shirt? The merch will fly out the door.
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kenneally
Has world's biggest Steven Seagal VHS collection
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Post by kenneally on Jan 31, 2022 1:01:30 GMT
This shit is as scripted as wrestling. I think the rise in sports gambling in the US in the past two years with all of these BREAHTAKING LAST SECOND FINISHES doesn't add up.
But fuck football anyway, the NFL can suck my pigskin.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 31, 2022 6:49:21 GMT
I love the biff.
Don't read about the NFL or watch panel shows on it. Just tune in and treat it like another telly drama. The heroes and villains, the plot twists and turns, the narratives
Had to laugh at todays trophy presentation. Only in America. The capitalism experiment fed Monsanto franken cents and myrrth. The handsome young black men go at it hammer and tongs for 3 hours, giving each other irreparable brain damage to get over the line and get the job done..... then some old white guy - the slave owner - steps up to the dais to accept the motherfucking trophy.
He may as well have said what everyone knew he was thinking. "Thanks n*****s! Couldnt have done it without ya!"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 4, 2022 2:31:11 GMT
Goddamnit this narrative is about to fire up again.
9 months between games, ffs what do these fat cunts do in all that time?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 12, 2022 1:55:04 GMT
Fancy Boy Tom's complexion looks insanely healthy for a 45-year old man in his line of work who's spent so much of his life outside. Those unicorn placenta baths must be really doing the trick.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 9, 2023 0:37:40 GMT
Seen fuckall games this season. Watching Bobby Wagner run around for the stupid showpony LA Rams, in Seattle, is just all kinds of wrong. There should be some sort of Legends Recusal Clause for games against their old teams. Honourable Sit Out. If I'm commish Goodell i'm docking the turncoat cunt his game day wages. Worked out well for him though LOL@5 and 12
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 17, 2023 12:30:03 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 8, 2024 0:04:09 GMT
FFS another Bears flambeau at Lambeau.
Fucking Packer cunt clocks the Bears QB on the ground, head BOUNCES, no fuckign FLAG.
CAHNT SPAKE
Bears "#1 run defense" folds like a fucking house of cards as per fucking usual
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 15, 2024 0:34:12 GMT
LOL@12-5 Cowboys. Another playoff capitulation.
ffs Bears.
"Yay we finally saw off Brett Favre, this Aaron Rodgers kid will never amount to mu...
"Yay we finally saw off Aaron Rodgers, this Jordan Love kid will never amount to mu...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 20, 2024 1:26:20 GMT
abcnews.go.com/amp/Business/sports-illustrateds-publisher-terminates-staff-mass-layoff/story?id=106519272Bugger me, so weird. SI was an absolute gateway for me from about 1986. Actually, exactly 1986. I went berko for seppo sports then in bumhole NZ and somehow got word of SI subscriptions which were crazy cheap (something like 52 copies a year postpaid from JesusLand for $100 or something) You couldnt even get SI in any NZ bookshop ffs. Crazy cheap deal. Plus there was some glitch where the sent me 3 copies of every issue. Holy shit I looked forward the post coming like a MOTHERFUCKER. Read those things cover to cover, even sports I didnt give a fuck about. The writing was so impressive for impressionable teen cunt me. Rick Reilly on the back page.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 29, 2024 9:22:49 GMT
Great. Just bloody great. Lions shat the bed so my 2 most hated franchises will play for the Superbowl. Who the fuck am I supposed to cheer for there, Kermit's Deathstar or a sickening torrent of Montana to Rice wank
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 11, 2024 11:10:13 GMT
amidst all the megahype over Taylor Swift, you know what this Superbowl needs? A good old fashioned blowout. Just like back in the day. The Kansas City Chiefs to get their collective arses blown halfway out to the back of beyond before halftime.
"....well, well, well....who saw this coming.... a deathly quiet has fallen over the stadium. It is eerily silent in here. Who would have guessed the Chiefs would be down 38-zip..... and we've still got 5 minutes left until halftime. And to make matters worse, after briefly whispering to her ashen-faced advisors in the Royal Box, we can confirm that a slightly nonplussed-looking Taylor Swift actually left the stadium 5 minutes ago....."
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in the market for yet another kaftan
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Post by nikkeisindex on Feb 12, 2024 8:50:00 GMT
I have not successfully watched a sporting event in my life. I can't really make fun of it because if you translate all the details into those of an obscure live show, I'm all in. This year I got excited because I heard about all these Taylor Swift bets and I wanted to get involved but I'm very lazy so I just googled and after 3-5 mins of work my favorite was "Will Kelce make Swift’s famous heart hands after scoring a touchdown?" This rules. This image delights me to no end and, I'm pretty out of touch, but I thought, am I a super genius who sees the outside odds? This guy wouldn't do this because he thought it was cool, he would do it as a special gesture to his beloved. Gay as hell, comical and absurd, yes, but not impossible, so, let's put some money on the odds. Well, after 2 text messages to my brother and another dumbass friend I had no takers and we can say that's for the better because, to the best of my knowledge, Taylor Swifts boyfriend did not do a heart sign after scoring a touchdown, which IMO makes him the greatest pussy of all time and he ruined America and football and my life. Also, I loved that the Japanese Embassy assured the world Taylor could make her flight from Tokyo to Vegas. people.com/embassy-of-japan-confirms-taylor-swift-can-fly-to-vegas-in-time-super-bowl-8558221Now I'm as snarky as the next guy but jetlag is no joke. She didn't get enough credit! You wanna put me on TV after a flight from Tokyo to Vegas? I'd be swiping at the cameras and throwing empty chu-hais at bitches left and right. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 12, 2024 9:15:58 GMT
Hubby is a very shy, retired, introverted sort of fellow. Very bookish.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 14, 2024 22:37:39 GMT
Nuthin more merkin than a SHOOT-UP at a Super Bowl parade.  |
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