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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 25, 2020 3:23:46 GMT
Weirdly, it sounds like this doco is only on Netflix international. That being, it's NOT televised in the USA.
WFT.
The USA is where all the seppos are.
I don't get it.
Anyway, easy enough to find on dodgy streaming sites etc.
I loved MJ. Had replica home and away jerseys in the late 80's. Wore em to death. Had the first red and black Air Jordans. They cost $30 in San Francisco. STILL have them sitting in a closet here. Went and saw him play. In 1991. At the Clippers stadium in LA. I snuck down from the concourse to the pricey section to watch the warm-ups. The stadium was almost empty. In my 10 minutes or so close-up it soon became obvious that the bastard simply had an unfair advantage. Taller than the other guards yet still quicker than the smallest quickest cunt. And his centre of gravity/balance on his feet was just otherwordly. No way this guy was 6 foot 6. He nipped around like he was 5 foot fucken 6. Add on the actual basketball ability and murderously psychotic will to win and the other guys were fucked.
Sounds like this doco has hours of unseen footage that Jordo only just greenlighted now. 2 episodes released each week. The first 2 eps had some fascinating clips from practice of MJ berating teammates. Fucked if I'd take that shit. "Look cunt, we're not all Michael fucken Jordan. You're not helping by belittling our shitty b-ball skills. How about encouraging us to, you know, give us some confidence to try harder and get the best out of us. Cos we're the next best there is after you, shithead".
Cut to footage of Jordo alone in his enormous palatial living room. I'd wager that aside from cunts who want something ($$) from the billionaire bastard, he hasn't got a friend in the world. Got to wondering about his siblings and if the notoriously scroogey fucker takes care of them ($$). Quick google and it turns out he's got 5 and... his sister was raped by the dad. For years. Family confronted dad, he confessed, and mum.... sided with dad and went against the sister. Now, that is some fucked up shit. Seeing as it's a Jordo-greenlighted doco there's NO WAY they'll be touching that shit and soiling dead daddy's legacy.
This just in; any sports fan knows MJ is one of the biggest cockheads who ever lived. And watching this doco during a death spiral pandemic just makes you think "basketball? Who gives a fucken shit about 'basketball' any more?" Or any of those fatuous Pre-Event games and pastimes. Silly frivolities from a bygone era.
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Post by joylesshouse on Apr 26, 2020 12:37:44 GMT
Well I'll be dipped in shit. Sprague a Jordan fan too. We have this thing called cable TV in America and it's enabled me to watch the first two episodes of the last dance on ESPN. It also enabled me to watch every second of the Bulls' title runs in the 90s. I saw Jordan once in 1989 in Milwaukee. They Shellacked the Bucks and MJ went for 37. I saw them again in '97 at the United Center. Watching MJ warming up, (right before the game this is) he took about 25 shots, free throws, 3-pointers, the vaunted mid-range turn-around, and he made them all. Never hit rim the whole time. I couldn't go out there and make 25 layups in a row.
But yes, massive cunt. I like when he slapped Will Perdue and told him he "didn't deserve a Big Ten name". As a Wisconsinite, I took a lot of pride in that.
I never heard about his daddy being a diddler, but the circumstances of his death were pretty weird. And there was obviously some sort of family rift later on. Will have to look into this.
Look forward to my next post, maybe in 6 weeks, maybe never.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 26, 2020 22:45:05 GMT
Fave part of 1st 2 eps was when the reporter told him when MJ joined the Bulls it was a "cocaine circus" and Jordo's mask dropped and he laughed his arse off.
Imagine being one of Jordo's kids.
"Dad, gizz 2 mill, I want to start a record store.
"Sure, he ya go, knock yerself out."
Also wondering what sort of security his kids/siblings have got. Must be a massive kidnap risk. Although MJ's such a vicious sour tight bastard he'd probably play hardball with the kidnappers and gamble with the poor fuckers lives like it was a business negotiation.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 27, 2020 11:05:04 GMT
ep 3: wft so from now we get a hoary great "This Vid Is Property of ESPN You Freebie Streaming Cable-Stealing Cunt" watermark right across the middle of the screen.
- Forgot that Rodman was rooting Madonna.
- Easy to forget the size of these fuckers when theyre always hanging around other ginormous fucks. Years ago I walked right past (6"11?) Clifford Robinson in Tokio and he was basically a fucking tower. Just a portable pylon moving down the pavement amongst the humans.
ep 4:
- Phil Jackson's life story = giant fast forward.
- Fuck yeah, Jord is still STEAMED at Isiah Thomas. Eyes fucken blazing 30 years later. Fuck Isiah, creepy little piece of shit.
Wonder how deep they'll go with Jord going to baseball due to his gambling shit. I predict puddle-deep.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 1, 2020 7:30:07 GMT
haha, imagine MJ as a coach.
"Look, you unco cripplefucks. Just use your lightning-quick first step to blow by your man, then take off from outside the paint and instinctively make some shit up in mid-air with any old preternaturally-gifted manoeuvres you like and then flush it right on some 7-foot tall putz's head. Then, while jogging back downcourt, make eye contact with the losers and honkies on the opposing bench and grab your fucking junk. Here, now you try."
"Look, you burn clinic spastics. Just use your height and strength advantage to easily fight around the double team then demand the ball and pull up from wherever the fuck you like on the floor and drain the fucking 3. For fucks sake, how hard is this, you crying knock-kneed gaggle of homeless mongoloids. I've been doing this shit against cracker-ass peckerwoods since the 6th fucking grade. Here, now you try."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 1, 2020 7:54:22 GMT
Jord coaching D;
"Look you homeless down-syndrome fuckwits, just use the vision of a hawk and the predatory instincts of a panther stalking her pray to intercept the opposing teams shitty telegraphed pass then flip it upcourt to Pipp then run the wing and soar majestically to the hoop and finish off the alley-oop play with an unrivalled panache and flair. For fucks sake, this isn't NASA bumfucking Einstein on Mars. Here, now you try."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 5, 2020 11:17:18 GMT
e5- oops, they interviewed Kobe? Time-wise, he must've been cutting it a bit fine there to GET TO THE CHOPPAAA oh god its a shocker betty crocker
e6 - a bit about the gambling but not enough tinfoil hat shit.
- oops, didnt realise Knicks knumbskull Anthony Mason died from a heart attack 5 years ago. Aged 48. According to the lad's wiki, turns out in 1998 he was quite the accomplished rapist too.
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Post by Bacon Love on May 7, 2020 17:25:36 GMT
Where's the poll option for " Biggest POS in the sporting world"?
Refuse to ever watch that shit. A "true" doco about a guy who also just happens to be the executive producer. I'm suuuuure they'll clean up on what happened to his dad.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 7, 2020 23:29:22 GMT
Where's the poll option for " Biggest POS in the sporting world"? Refuse to ever watch that shit. A "true" doco about a guy who also just happens to be the executive producer. I'm suuuuure they'll clean up on what happened to his dad. ha, wft, now I'm reading a conspiracy he got his OWN DAD KILLED over a gambling debt? Which led to mj fuckign off to baseball? ps whyft are Jord's eyes so red all the time? |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 10, 2020 0:14:56 GMT
Look forward to my next post, maybe in 6 weeks, maybe never.  |
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Dec 7, 2020 1:01:33 GMT
MJ Propaganda Pole Update:
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Post by sukebegg on May 22, 2021 9:33:33 GMT
I really enjoyed this doc. BB was probably my main sport of interest as a kid and I followed the Lakers 80s dynasty a bit. Reggie Miller was the only good thing about the UCLA team when I went there...but I lost interest in all sports by the mid-90s, except football/soccer from '94. I was of course aware of Jordan but didn't follow everything about the Bulls, so the doc., however white-washed (erm) for Jordan it was, it gave a nice cultural overview of the 90s and the NBA's rise to global prominence...
Storytime: Flash forward to Chinese New Years last year, end of Jan. 2020 (as the Covid tentacles just started to reach out). Wifey and I go to San Diego to visit my dad and brother/family. A friend in LA had already invited us to a Clippers game in the morning of the day we have a midnight flight from LAX. Having a beer in a nice anonymous local San Diego bar, stoned to the gills (legal weed in California is a well-developed industry!), there is an NBA game on the tv, so I start into a rant about why she shouldn't have high expectations for the Clippers game because most regular season games are boring as shit, pointing to the tv where one team was already leading by 20 pts. in the 2nd quarter. I saw something on the screen about Kobe but I didn't realize the gravity (double-erm) of the situation until well-ensconsed in the hotel bed with CNN on (the only time I watch that vile station is when on "vacation"). Oh! My!
Get to LA a few days later and head downtown with my friend for the game - the Clippers share the arena with the Lakers so the perimeter was mobbed with people memorializing him. The game was boring crap with annoying showy shit at every fucking commercial break. Bells and whistles to compete with professional wrestling, I suppose. Of course it was a weird atmosphere because of the Kobe thing but the hot dogs still cost 15 dollars...The crowd outside had increased enormously when the game let out, so we squeezed down the sidewalk, eyeballing some of the "memorials". A young hispanic dude started to chat me up, his friends, maybe thinking I am so white conservative dude, try to shhh him but we have a fine chat after I give him a short brief on where I am coming from ("The problem with this country is, you pay a ton of taxes, and get nothing in return.") I didn't get into what sad hero worship I thought all this Kobe stuff was, as my strongest impression of Kobe Bryant was always...well, we should probably not talk about Ari Shaffir here...but fuckle it
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 22, 2021 12:15:57 GMT
Haha, no idea who he is but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say dude copped some flak for that...
Had a similar thing when I first went to LA and got some tix to see the Lakers at the Forum, yay, I'm going to see Magic Johnson. Anyway, I'm at the game and Magic is on the bench. Oh. That's weird. Must be some crafty tactics or something. But he stays on the bench. WFTTT. He doesnt even play. Sheeeeeet, must be injured. All pre-internet so fuck knows.
Anyway, game ends, I trudge off out to sleep in my station wagon parked down the road in Inglewood. Next morning, get up and go for a walk around outside the Forum and neighbourhood. Walk into a Foot Locker shoe store. All the young bleck staff in their black and white stripey refs uniforms look like stunned mullets. Glassy-eyed. Staring at the TV screen. WFT is going on here I'm thinking. Turns out Magic's just given a press conference announcing he's got AIDS and is retiring from the NBA immediately.
I missed seeing the selfish cunt by ONE fucking day.
Useless!
Get out there and dance for me, you cunt! I just came from the other side of the fucking planet to see some Showtime.
The poor young bleck staff kids looked legitimately zombified. Of course, back then, having AIDS meant....... you were a fag. MAGIC'S A FAG? SAY IT AIN'T SO.
Different times...
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Post by sukebegg on May 23, 2021 5:56:59 GMT
Oh Ari has been so cancelled he has to hang out with the Legion of Skanks!  (That's a grown-ass man. Retarded adolescence explains a lot about the US.) Magic's Magical AIDS ~ Legendary timing mate! Not gay just liked women too much. When ya doing coke off a perfect ass you tend to overlook the track marks between the toes... |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 23, 2021 7:21:46 GMT
Loved how Magic would order up a "Rainbow"; a white woman, a black woman and an asian woman. That's a Rainbow. That's Showtime, bitchez.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 29, 2022 7:44:24 GMT
Turns out MJ has smoked around SIX cigars a day for years on end now.
WFT.
No wonder his eyes are jaundiced to shit.
Talk about a death wish. He's a billionaire ffs. His life is ineradicably better than ours. It is a tragedy when a rich person dies. Their lives are precious and beautiful and aspirational for us lowscum.
6 cigars a day. I thought they were just his victory cigars or some shit. Although, when you're Michael Jordan I suppose every single day of your life is just one big long celebratory victory parade.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 2, 2023 23:24:51 GMT
some cosmically deep mindfuckery going on there.
Mj's lad, an entire life spent trying to get the attention of the ultimate alpha man who everyone pays such slavish fawning attention to and, despite his advancing age, he can still never top in any facet of life, thinks heyyy, this might work...
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 3, 2023 12:48:42 GMT
some cosmically deep mindfuckery going on there. Mj's lad, an entire life spent trying to get the attention of the ultimate alpha man who everyone pays such slavish fawning attention to and, despite his advancing age, he can still never top in any facet of life, thinks heyyy, this might work... haha wft...pretty much on par with the Hawk-Cobain +Stipe nuptials. The revolution against the spectacle will end with the last celebrity strung up on the guts of the next to last celebrity... |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 23, 2023 10:35:35 GMT
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