nikkeisindex
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Jan 21, 2021 18:54:16 GMT
Post by nikkeisindex on Jan 21, 2021 18:54:16 GMT
Hey [redacted]. It’s [redacted] from [redacted]. Are you able to turn down the music slightly? Thanks!
Adult. Focus. Calm.
Do not respond: Cool, bitch, wanna stop arguing with your boyfriend or baby daddy or whatever at 3 am? In general, can you keep from yelling between hours of 3-7 am regardless of what is going on in your personal life, which is obviously awful?
PS I hear your dumb Peloton workout now. I'm sure you think that is important and music I'm playing is not but newsflash, retard, I am a decent neighbor and I make loud between 10-9 CST.
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nikkeisindex
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Jan 21, 2021 19:09:06 GMT
Post by nikkeisindex on Jan 21, 2021 19:09:06 GMT
This is a very real glimpse into the life of a normal American.
1) Trump - obviously I didn't vote for him but I am an American and I will take partial credit for saying, we fucked up, we suck(ed) 2) Coronavirus. Yes, Trump mishandled this shamefully, still, he didn't invent it and he's not entirely responsible for it -- it happened 3) Hey, I should sell my cool city condo and buy a house, since I'm like old, and married, and work from home, and desperately need a home office, and am more or less ready to knock my wife up 4) Duh. Everyone thought of that. Everyone is selling city apartments and buying 1 branch out houses. 5) God damnit. The lady downstairs being annoying is reason 10 on the list of reasons to buy a house and move.
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Jan 21, 2021 22:26:45 GMT
Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Jan 21, 2021 22:26:45 GMT
Hey [redacted]. It’s [redacted] from [redacted]. Are you able to turn down the music slightly? Thanks!
Adult. Focus. Calm.
Do not respond: Cool, bitch, wanna stop arguing with your boyfriend or baby daddy or whatever at 3 am? In general, can you keep from yelling between hours of 3-7 am regardless of what is going on in your personal life, which is obviously awful? PS I hear your dumb Peloton workout now. I'm sure you think that is important and music I'm playing is not but newsflash, retard, I am a decent neighbor and I make loud between 10-9 CST. Is there only one neighbour being annoying? Have you considered fighting fire with fire? Of course you have. It's the default first response unit of the animal male brain Do you own any SUNN)))) cd's? Planning an evening away anytime soon? Do you have a cd player with a "repeat" function? There is probably a magnificent reddit somewhere advising of some brilliant course of action but I dont look at reddit because it's unreadable
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Jan 22, 2021 2:03:40 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2021 2:03:40 GMT
.......similar situation once.......just went upstairs at 2 am and knocked on their door.......explained I had to get up at 6 am to go to work.........blah.....blah....blah.
........anyway.....it worked.
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Jan 22, 2021 3:54:37 GMT
Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Jan 22, 2021 3:54:37 GMT
If SUNN)))) seems a bit OTT I would recommend an 120 db dose of gODHEADSILO's 11-minute epic "Battle of the Planets. " Beneficial effects include but are not limited to: - a bizarre 666-bpm rattling of all pictures hanging on walls
- all family pets immediately evacuating their bowels
- immediate initiation of gestation cycles in any human females present
- the fomenting of a lifelong love of all things gODHEADSILO
Sadly, a side effect of playing this medicinal therapy at the volumes required is that your speaker woofers will either implode or explode, depending on which side of the equator you are stationed on.
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nikkeisindex
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Post by nikkeisindex on Jan 22, 2021 10:53:33 GMT
This is very good and I thank you for your contribution.
I used to do this with the previous lady. I wish I could remember the specific song she used to jam. I blocked it but it was like some ridiculous mainstream current country or just the worst thing you can imagine and she'd bust it out at 6 am on a Saturday. So with her, given that I already tried the decent neighbor thing, stop by, in person, introduce, explain, etc. This lady SUCKED she went out of town which left her alarm on from 6-7 am every day for a week and a half, ok, whatever, anyway I resorted to teenage level revenge and for whatever reason went with The Queers "I Don't Wanna Work" and would immediately crank this whenever I was subjected to her poor taste in music at inappropriate hours.
Also, she would let her cats hang out in the hallway/stairwell. Fine! I don't care, put animals all over, I don't give a shit, they're at least as good as people, but her cats SUCKED they would get all huffy and hiss at me and make it difficult for me to enter my own apartment, so one night I came home all drunk at like 3 am and I saw this fucking thing DART into my apartment, which guess what, I DO NOT WANT.
So all of the sudden lady who feigns ignorance that her loud ass music wakes me up conveniently realizes if she puts her shitty music on I'll wake up, so she puts it on at like 5 am and knocks on the door.
"I think you have my cat."
This was a particularly bad (or good?) night for me; basket of laundry not put away, and maybe I crashed out on a bare mattress because I hadn't exactly put the sheets on it yet DON'T JUDGE ME.
So she's running around going "Here Mr. Whiskers!!" with a bag of treats, turns to me (I mean she tore my place up, under the bed, through the closet, bathroom, under the sink, etc) and goes "He's hiding from you."
Hey guess what, I'd argue your dumbass cat is hiding from YOU.
This story goes on for ages, needless to say I eventually found her fucking cat and returned it to her. Now at the condo board I'm "the guy who had [redacted]'s cat."
I didn't steal her fucking cat! The thing was psychotic and so was she!
Fuck.
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Jan 22, 2021 11:37:45 GMT
Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Jan 22, 2021 11:37:45 GMT
You need to move back to the leaden simmering silence of Japan. ridiculous mainstream current country or just the worst thing you can imagine and she'd bust it out at 6 am on a Saturday.Just fucking WHY. WHY. If that happened to me I would be bashing on that insensitive slags wall so fucking hard her shithead lost fucking cats would be entering witless protection.
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nikkeisindex
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Jan 22, 2021 11:52:36 GMT
Post by nikkeisindex on Jan 22, 2021 11:52:36 GMT
Honestly I think she was church-going folk and that was her warm-up. Look, we all need hobbies. The irony to me is, well, love thy neighbor? Just because "Jesus" doesn't mean you should wake me up, I'm just looking for basic consideration here which, as a staunch anti-Christian, I can figure out is something I should and do provide for you...
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pussycat
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Post by pussycat on Jan 25, 2021 21:41:13 GMT
I feel so lucky that I have the ability to sleep through anything. Lights on, loud noises, full-on party, I can sleep soundly through it all.
I once lived in an apartment that was a block or so away from a very touristy beach. Many of the neighboring buildings were rental homes for tourists. So you’d hear people partying at any time of the evening (but not all the time). It used to drive my roommate up the wall, but i’m like: dude! why did you move to [redacted] beach if you wanted peace and quiet??? Seemes like a pretty [redacted] idea to me.
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