Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 27, 2020 0:21:10 GMT
Took me 3 goes of channel surfing back-and-forth to finally knuckle down and finish watching this miserable wilderness porn through to its gnarled conclusionne. FFS, DiCaprio gets the Oscar for this? He barely even said anything for the whole 8-hour film! Just groaning as he dragged his crippled torso through the snow towards fuck knows where.
The first hour of this filme was just depressing as hell. Nope, not watching this gloomy, cold, wet, dirty unintelligible shit. Change channel. If I wanted that as an experience I'd just go outside in the winter and fall over myself.
The "survival" types would have a massive tug to this filme but grisly Nat Geo pioneer porn don't entertain me. Plus after The Event, who is going to want more misery swaddled up and repackaged under the guise of entertainment? I predict Hollywank won't be so keen to greenlight glumfuck projects like this for a while. "Hey, how about a light, light, light, fucking LIGHT comedy. No, still too heavy, chuck more meringue in there, I want this fucker helium-light."
On the positive side, the films scenery looked nice and the camera work was ace. Plus something did make me channel surf back to the fucker to see the 7th and 8th hours.
Did Lenny make a deal with the Oscar committee? Wouldnt surprise me. "Ok arseholes, I am going to roll around in the wet snow and do grotty shit and get dirty but you MUST reward my personal physical sacrifice with a motherfucking Oscar. It's my turn you dickheads."
The first hour of this filme was just depressing as hell. Nope, not watching this gloomy, cold, wet, dirty unintelligible shit. Change channel. If I wanted that as an experience I'd just go outside in the winter and fall over myself.
The "survival" types would have a massive tug to this filme but grisly Nat Geo pioneer porn don't entertain me. Plus after The Event, who is going to want more misery swaddled up and repackaged under the guise of entertainment? I predict Hollywank won't be so keen to greenlight glumfuck projects like this for a while. "Hey, how about a light, light, light, fucking LIGHT comedy. No, still too heavy, chuck more meringue in there, I want this fucker helium-light."
On the positive side, the films scenery looked nice and the camera work was ace. Plus something did make me channel surf back to the fucker to see the 7th and 8th hours.
Did Lenny make a deal with the Oscar committee? Wouldnt surprise me. "Ok arseholes, I am going to roll around in the wet snow and do grotty shit and get dirty but you MUST reward my personal physical sacrifice with a motherfucking Oscar. It's my turn you dickheads."
