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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 18, 2020 0:11:34 GMT
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Post by hiccup on Dec 18, 2020 1:00:04 GMT
Good christ that is the longest, most boring, pompous claptrap I've ever seen.
Most people will not be mourning the death of QE2 and it's ridiculous that there is so much fuss about it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2020 13:20:32 GMT
Good christ that is the longest, most boring, pompous claptrap I've ever seen. Most people will not be mourning the death of QE2 and it's ridiculous that there is so much fuss about it. The flag shaggers would go mental here if she died. There'd be mandatory mourning. Anyone not crying would be set on fire on the village green. Only a World Cup win would wake them from their lamenting. Foreigners put in prison for not being English enough and therefore automatically in breach of mandatory mourning laws. There's lots of that sort here. It would be awful. |
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Post by hiccup on Dec 20, 2020 18:17:17 GMT
I hope I've moved there by the time it happens. I want to see this.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2020 16:38:50 GMT
I hope I've moved there by the time it happens. I want to see this. No one is allowed in or out of Plague Island. |
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Post by hiccup on Dec 22, 2020 17:37:30 GMT
I hope I've moved there by the time it happens. I want to see this. No one is allowed in or out of Plague Island. I have full citizenship now. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2020 20:02:13 GMT
No one is allowed in or out of Plague Island. I have full citizenship now. Congratulations. I have no idea why anyone would want to come to Brexit Island. It's awful. |
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Post by hiccup on Dec 22, 2020 23:02:31 GMT
I have full citizenship now. Congratulations. I have no idea why anyone would want to come to Brexit Island. It's awful. That's what everyone keeps telling me. It's also terf central. My sister has been there for 4 years now already. It still has the glamorous aura of Doctor Who and the Queen and you and football etc. for people looking in from the outside though.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 26, 2020 22:42:10 GMT
It still has the glamorous aura of Doctor Who and the Queen and you and football etc. for people looking in from the outside though.
It's great for the first 3 months but after that the constant pall of grey days and zero sunshine wreaks its savage mental toll. Summary:1st 3 months: Great! Next 9 months: angling for a way back to the Antipodes and a heavenly reacquaintance with good old sunlight. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 28, 2020 23:42:54 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 15, 2021 6:07:03 GMT
oh hell yes  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 16, 2021 22:50:13 GMT
Kind of fascinated (and jealous of course) how these rando "Royal" types fluke their ways into wayyyy better lives than mine. It's just not fucken FAIR. I want to dick around in a palace all day long too. But my blood is "wrong". Very wrong.
Will laugh my arse off if pommy Queen finally carks it but King Chuck only gets about 10 mins on The Iron Throne before he carks it too LOLL. Poor prick is already 70.
Is that ginger twat grandkid still in line for the throne behind Wills? Be funny if they had to drag the confused little boy away from his roller blading along Venice Beach with his hated little Yoko Ono to inform him, "ummmm, dude, Wills croaked, you are next in line to the throne and are required by 1,000 years of Royal Law to assume your rightful place in Lindsey Buckingham Palace look cunt, dont shoot the fucken messenger here you bald ranga shithead, just get in the fucking van".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 2, 2021 23:32:53 GMT
LOLLL didnt realise Will's little infant Fauntleroy fucks were all ahead of Uncle Hazza in the queue for the Iron Throne. "You WILL kneel before me Uncle Hazza, and you WILL kiss the ringpiece of my Barbie doll. KISS IT NOW, U RED FUKK".
"Mummy, can I have Uncle Hazza beheaded now that I'm Queenie?
"No dear, not really."
"But mummy he didnt doff the forelock and ask for more when I slapped his giant red cheek, I WANT THAT IMPERTINENT GINGER SERF'S HEAD ON A FUCKING PIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW MUMMY!"
Language, dearie, language..."
"Sorry, mummy."
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 6, 2021 22:24:37 GMT
Hazza looks like a handicapped boy being led around the neighbourhood for his morning walk by his carer.  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 7, 2021 22:46:42 GMT
Trailer from Oprah vs Megan Ono:
Oprah: So you want to be left alone by the media... and yet... here we are......
M: Oh, we want to deal with the media on our own terms... we want to control the narrative.
O: So... like propaganda?
M: No, like charitable causes via Netflix podcasts etc
O: Who gives a shit about charity podcasts?
M: No one really. What I'm really angling for is to score a daytime telly talk show slot, basically to take your job and dish all the dirt on those royal wankers.
O: Fuck yeah, I retire, you can take over tomorrow bish
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 8, 2021 2:27:40 GMT
ufreetv.net/cbs.htmlMeghan coming across like a totally spoilt and disingenuous spacker. "We just wanted to be at the top echelon of the royal family with all the titles and bullshit but not live in that fucken dumb pommyland palace with all that constrictive 'Firm' bullshit and not have to do any of the royal family kindergarten opening crap and you know, just be free to live our own lives and also to have a massive Royal family protection detail for life but Queen Lizzie Shithead IInd turned us away and then The Sun newspaper said I'm a spacker and now I'm suicidal, it's all everyone else's fault"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 8, 2021 8:33:02 GMT
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Post by pussycat on Mar 8, 2021 21:40:15 GMT
 It’s probably a good thing that Megan never bothered to google prince harry. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 8, 2021 22:11:51 GMT
Poor old Hazza. The incontrovertible evidence of his smoking, drinking, nazi phase. Still, we've all been there.
Must've been a real challenge for him to have a "rebellious phase", what with being followed around 24/7 by the same people who killed his mum.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 8, 2021 22:43:37 GMT
The narrative is high drama.
Would like to see the scriptwriters explore these avenues:
Mags: "Obviously, the real unsaid reason we left Lindsey Buckingham Palace is we could NOT let our children be raised with Uncle Andrew the sex offender pedo in the immediate family. FFS, why don't you just exhume Jeff Epstein and Wacko Jacko and let Uncle Andy and the kids and all of them play Tequila Twister buck-naked in the afternoon sun?"
Megs, already once divorced, hated by own blood family, bullier of royal staff, is playing the long game. 5 years from now she'll be on Oprah-salary with her own midday talk show, "...yes, there was too much publicity and public pressure involved with Harry, and that is why for the safety of my family I divorced him. I need to protect my family from The Firm. They are everywhere and they are nowhere. A girl has no limits"
<studio audience goes "ooooh">
Hazza, cut off financially from fam and, after the seismic 2023 revelation that he is NOT of royal blood due to DNA testing revealing his birth father to be Major James Hewitt, is rendered completely irrelevant by society except, ironically, as some sort of a bald ranga circus curiosity featured solely in the tabloids he so despises. He has visitation rights to see his children for 1 weekend a month. The 2 children, also stripped of royal blood by the DNA test, are commoners. They adore him and despise their manipulative mother who they secretly refer to as "Yoko" and "The Ranga Wrecker".
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Post by pussycat on Mar 8, 2021 23:04:58 GMT
Poor old Hazza. The incontrovertible evidence of his smoking, drinking, nazi phase. Still, we've all been there. Must've been a real challenge for him to have a "rebellious phase", what with being followed around 24/7 by the same people who killed his mum. True on that chief. Hopefully tyler perry gets him the protection he deserves from these media vampires. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 9, 2021 2:37:09 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 10, 2021 7:39:50 GMT
I LOVE the Irish
I would love to live to see the day when the world agrees that we have no further need of medieval institutions...The Thai "King" is a huge farce and I am sure Japan would abolish it if it became a trend...How many other of these inbred useless families are still kicking around Europe?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 10, 2021 8:08:02 GMT
I think the Dutch and the Swedes still countenance this bullshit dont they? That Thai King will imprison anyone who says he's a cunt. Talk about sensitive. It's incredible, almost embarrassing, that no populace has sorted some kind of peoples uprising and just physically walked up and thrown the cunts out of their palaces. "Yeah, not under my watch you inbred toff fukkx. You fucken bludging wankers have had a good run but yeah time for you to take a number down at the dole office cuntz." |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 10, 2021 10:17:29 GMT
had a crack at making own meme instead of just saddo reposts  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 10, 2021 22:11:21 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 11, 2021 9:41:02 GMT
I think the Dutch and the Swedes still countenance this bullshit dont they? That Thai King will imprison anyone who says he's a cunt. Talk about sensitive. It's incredible, almost embarrassing, that no populace has sorted some kind of peoples uprising and just physically walked up and thrown the cunts out of their palaces. "Yeah, not under my watch you inbred toff fukkx. You fucken bludging wankers have had a good run but yeah time for you to take a number down at the dole office cuntz." Yeah, I had that same image!! wtf tuff-arsed brits all high and mighty while the lowly South Americans threw out that hokum centuries ago...I think Spain still has the inbreds family thing going on too...At least the Thais are out there protesting to some degree - and in a country where you can't make a diaper with the Queen's face and wear it on your head like Steve Jones, but then they have a military junta to contend with also! |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 11, 2021 11:41:19 GMT
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Post by pussycat on Mar 11, 2021 14:42:26 GMT
I always suspected this marriage was some kinda plot for the uk to take america back. We’ll see how it plays out.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 12, 2021 22:40:57 GMT
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