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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Feb 21, 2021 8:58:05 GMT
How To Register An Account At rottentomatoes.boards.net/
– by G. Forthreich.
(https://rottentomatoes.boards.net/ Staff Tech Support)
Hello, big fat babies.
Do you want to register an account here at rottentomatoes.boards.net/so you can give the world your stupid babyface opinion on Toy Story 3 or Star Wars 7 or some half-mental underground granny-tranny flick from Japan?
Well, it won't be easy, MORAN.
This forii was specifically designed to keep boofhead knuckle-draggers like you OUT of the forii generalis.
BUT, if your heart is really set on signing up here, this is how you do it.
First, run an in-house inter-forii search for Registration Linux 1.2 Protocol Grecian 2000.
Then, once the file comes up, depress the F3 and Caps Lock/Prt Scr keys simultaneously for 20 minutes. Then simply follow this self-explanatory pathway until you get to “Rest of Brain”:
Stupid morans.
So sick of explaining this basic code to you newbie tossers.
Next, press F9/S2/alt/porn very gently to enact automatic internet Synergy level calibration protocols.
For example, here’s mine:
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Next up, type in F7 with Alt/Tab/Proxy, that should bring up the file below, execute and validate, which should prompt the greek code decoder.
Let the programme run for a week or two, that should do it.
By Day 3 you should be at the stage diagrammed above.
If this file does not come up, **IMMEDIATELY** shut down your computer and go back to the very start of these instructions and start the whole process again.
MORAN.
Once you've made it back up to this stage again, click colour-key-F6/Y6#hashtag.
This will automatically lead you to the next stage, your Registration Greek Distributor Cap Phaser:
Obviously you just type in “E3” here.
Stupid newbie dumbo.
Next, set AH228 Tab Hashtag E2 parameters via Linux for your paramafied Forii Member Breakdown Analysis Adjudicator.
Here’s mine:
Finally, specify H2/F9/Ctrl to abbrogrify your Internet Activity Breakdown paramafication.
Here’s mine:
Hey presto!
Registration complete!
Glad to help.
MORANS.
--G. Forthreich.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Mar 30, 2021 22:31:27 GMT
Mass email dispatched to entire Members List.
I think I got the tone pretty much spot-on.
--Gordo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2021 2:59:29 GMT
.......message received chief.
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Post by wirthling on Mar 31, 2021 14:02:50 GMT
In my defense, I am a fat old lazy cunt.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2021 20:24:37 GMT
In my defense, I am a fat old lazy cunt. Hey there. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2021 3:06:19 GMT
......could be a robot's boner.
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Apr 1, 2021 11:59:53 GMT
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Apr 1, 2021 12:24:10 GMT
Clear-cut case of post-padding.
**FINAL WARNING**
Regards,
--Gordo.
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Apr 1, 2021 12:54:53 GMT
I'm sorry. But I could not post the image of the robot penis I had carefully selected from Google Images. I think it was an issue with my phone, which has filters on both robots and penises.
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Apr 1, 2021 12:56:23 GMT
Clear-cut case of post-padding.
**FINAL WARNING**
Speaking of padding:
Regards,
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Post by passportsworkvisas on Apr 1, 2021 13:51:08 GMT
Dear Valued rottentomatoes.boards.net/ Member. What the fuck are you doing you lazy cunt? You make me fucking sick. First you sign up to the rottentomatoes.boards.net/forum. Then you promptly bugger off. Have you got the fucken Alzheimers? Did you join this forum and then sit back and think the ugly fucker would somehow just drive itself? WRONG, SHITHEAD. You've got to get in there and drive the cunt yourself, you slack-jawed fucken drongo. In light of your lax foriii participation, and as per the forii registration agreement that you willingly signed off on without reading even once, you have until sundown to login to rottentomatoes.boards.net/ and entertain me. Failure to comply will result in envelopes full of Rona dust disguised as anthrax being delivered to your mum's house. Do you hate your mum? Don't answer that. My point stands. Regards, --rottentomatoes.boards.net/ Management Inc Biotech Division. Your forum account username is "passportsworkvisas". You are receiving this email because you have opted to receive emails from rottentomatoes.boards.net. If you no longer wish to receive these mailings, please unsubscribe at the following location: login.proboards.com/unsubscribe/forum/5364692/user/4/key/hZXdtQtpy4k6OXGXUU4hThis email was sent by --REDACTED--@gmail.com --REDACTED-- <--REDACTED--@gmail.com> Mar 31, 2021, 12:42 PM (1 day ago) to rottentomatoes.boards.netMAILER DAEMON REDIRECT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This message, believe it or not, was created by MAIL DELIVERY SUBSYSTEM. MAIL DELIVERY FAILED: (error code: B8fho) operation timed out 22.34 31-3--21 The message you laboured over for hours could not be sent to one or more of its recipients. You can have it back, and maybe file it in that pile of rejection letters to POKÉMON WATER TYPE FAN-FIC MONTHLY. MAILER DAEMON communicates: RETURN TO CINDER (i.e. GO TO HELL) ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ██████▄███▄████░░███▄░░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░█░░░█░░█░░░███░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░█░░░█░░█░░░█░░█░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░ |
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Apr 2, 2021 22:31:49 GMT
Dear Valued rottentomatoes.boards.net/ Member. What the fuck are you doing you lazy cunt? You make me fucking sick. First you sign up to the rottentomatoes.boards.net/forum. Then you promptly bugger off. Have you got the fucken Alzheimers? Did you join this forum and then sit back and think the ugly fucker would somehow just drive itself? WRONG, SHITHEAD. You've got to get in there and drive the cunt yourself, you slack-jawed fucken drongo. In light of your lax foriii participation, and as per the forii registration agreement that you willingly signed off on without reading even once, you have until sundown to login to rottentomatoes.boards.net/ and entertain me. Failure to comply will result in envelopes full of Rona dust disguised as anthrax being delivered to your mum's house. Do you hate your mum? Don't answer that. My point stands. Regards, --rottentomatoes.boards.net/ Management Inc Biotech Division. Your forum account username is "passportsworkvisas". You are receiving this email because you have opted to receive emails from rottentomatoes.boards.net. If you no longer wish to receive these mailings, please unsubscribe at the following location: login.proboards.com/unsubscribe/forum/5364692/user/4/key/hZXdtQtpy4k6OXGXUU4hThis email was sent by --REDACTED--@gmail.com --REDACTED-- <--REDACTED--@gmail.com> Mar 31, 2021, 12:42 PM (1 day ago) to rottentomatoes.boards.netMAILER DAEMON REDIRECT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This message, believe it or not, was created by MAIL DELIVERY SUBSYSTEM. MAIL DELIVERY FAILED: (error code: B8fho) operation timed out 22.34 31-3--21 The message you laboured over for hours could not be sent to one or more of its recipients. You can have it back, and maybe file it in that pile of rejection letters to POKÉMON WATER TYPE FAN-FIC MONTHLY. MAILER DAEMON communicates: RETURN TO CINDER (i.e. GO TO HELL) ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░░░░░░░░ ██████▄███▄████░░███▄░░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░█░░░█░░█░░░███░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░█░░░█░░█░░░█░░█░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░██░░░░░░ TL/DR "DAEMON" |
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on May 10, 2021 23:40:51 GMT
Oh dear.
I have temporarily hit the Anti-Lurker Lever again.
Will it result in a rash of sign-ups?
I don't fucking think so.
Regards,
--Gordo.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Aug 23, 2021 5:33:30 GMT
How To Interact With
The RT "Search" Function.
– by G. Forthreich. (https://rottentomatoes.boards.net/ Staff Tech Support)
Hello.
Forthreich here.
Have you been having some issues with the "Search" function lately? Haven't we all.
Like any finely-calibrated woman of irresistible beauty, the RT Search function is an alluring yet temperamental and selfish beast.
Engage it at an inopportune juncture and the lazy fucking cunt will flat-out fucking ignore you. Blow you off. The fuck you want? Fucking arsehole. The fuck you done for me lately? Fucking wanker.
The RT Search function in idle repose: All sleek lines and effortless style.
With that in mind, here are some helpful tips to help you engage with this tempestuous tool.
1. Outline your request quickly and then submit slowly. DO NOT
get these two key steps the wrong way around. FATAL ERROR.
"Yeah, thanks fuckface, I'm just going to file that request over here..."
2. When the Sea of Aquarius is at high tide, the harvest shall be bountiful.
"Does it look like high tide to you? You stupid fucking arsehole. Fuck off ."
3. If it doesn't answer you, DO NOT ask it the same fucking thing again. That is a FATAL ERROR.
"Are you fucking deaf cunt?"
4. Make sure you have the details of your request in order before engaging.
Do you want to be humiliated and scorned again? DO YOU? Fucking loser.
"Fuck you. I'm leaving."
5. Reread all of these advisory tips again. Do you really want to feel like a
disconsolate hapless sack of shit again? Then fucking sort it out, shithead.
Regards,
-Gordo.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Dec 4, 2021 5:33:54 GMT
Inside The
Rotten Tomatoes
Command Centre
"What? No, no, you don't need to ring first to
make appointment to make post. Just login and
make post. No appointment necessary".
--Victor Ian (Moderator)
The immediately redundant and antiquated
RT Post-Making Pre-Appointment Switchboard Console.
"It is printout of 2nd draft of post that Tsukebe GG
is planning to make next week. I must take note".
--Victor Ian, in high state of excitement.
"None of this actually connects to the internet".
--Victor Ian, now wearing silly engineers hat to pretend to look organised.
"What the HELL are those stupid lights?"
--Victor Ian and his dopey intern N.Ikkeisindex.
It is Gordon Forthreich about to activate
"Send Group Email To All Members".
Yet again.
"Look cunt, for the final fucking time, just
log in to the stupid fucking forum any time
you want and post your stupid fucking message
whenever you want. You don't have to make a
goddamn motherfucking appointment with me
before you post something on the forum......"
--Victor Ian, staying cool during his
daily telephone calls with Dawley.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Jan 14, 2022 0:12:55 GMT
The RT "Search" Function. Hi, I've triggered a manual reindex for your forum which should complete in about 15 minutes based on the size of your forum.  Manuel Reindex: triggered. |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on May 13, 2022 22:47:30 GMT
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Oct 17, 2022 2:52:03 GMT
Just googled "rotten tomatoes forum" and our forii is now on Page 2 of the google search engine! Things are going to start happening to us now...  |
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Jun 17, 2023 1:01:54 GMT
As per usual, every time I turn this thing off...
...everyone just stops logging in or posting and fucks off.
TL/DR USELESS CUNTZ.
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Aug 9, 2023 9:24:54 GMT
Free RT polo to every new member until the end of Ramadam!
-GF
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Aug 14, 2023 23:56:17 GMT
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Post by fuckface on Aug 15, 2023 2:04:56 GMT
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Aug 15, 2023 2:15:49 GMT
Sent him a viciously-worded DM on the twitter.
GF
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Aug 16, 2023 12:17:41 GMT
Hillside Wrangler Eric Cecil Whet Bull Wabash Trash  Oops too small |
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Aug 22, 2023 2:03:24 GMT
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Dec 25, 2023 10:55:44 GMT
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on Dec 29, 2023 22:58:26 GMT
Fuck me someone put this empty dull dump of a forum out of its misery. Clearly no one wants it
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Post by Dr I.Shartdaley on May 13, 2024 3:27:54 GMT
My name is on wayyyyyyyyyyyyy the fuck too many "Last Post" threads on this deadshit empty fucking forum.
Not to mention starting every single fucking thread on here outside of The Vic in the Films sectionne.
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You don't have to censor words, but a lot of people view forums from work and would want a site to be safe to view from all locations.
.GIF)