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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 9, 2021 23:34:14 GMT
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Post by pussycat on Apr 12, 2021 21:47:37 GMT
If this thing takes place in the 80’s, which is the only way it would make sense, i hope we see indiana joining forces with the taliban to fight the soviets.
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Post by pussycat on Apr 12, 2021 21:48:54 GMT
It’d be cool if the birthmark on fleabag’s forehead could also be some kinda cryptic clue to a buried treasure site or something.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 13, 2021 0:35:56 GMT
If this thing takes place in the 80’s, which is the only way it would make sense, i hope we see indiana joining forces with the taliban to fight the soviets. LOL, US DOD would be left with little recourse other than to bomb the unholy shit out of Hollywood Extreme close-up reveals it to be QR code to treasure map. We could write this shit.  |
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Post by pussycat on Apr 13, 2021 13:24:34 GMT
Bingo! The qr code basically fulfills the prophetic “mark of the harlot” that leads them to the treasure of darius the great or whatever.
Shit practically writes itself. If we stretch this out to a six hr long movie, it can be Indiana 5: the PussyPillcockCut.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 13, 2021 22:39:54 GMT
it can be Indiana 5: the PussyPillcockCut. Our cut will have dozens of trailers interspersed throughout for other films which dont exist. Maybe hundreds. To the point of annoyance. Maybe there will be thousands, abbreviated to play at 1/8th of a second, like hidden easter eggs.  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 14, 2021 2:24:35 GMT
 "Did you see that?"
"What, I didn't see anything."
"Could've sworn it was another one of those flashing messages...." |
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Post by Ladyfingers on Apr 14, 2021 5:11:16 GMT
Maybe she'll just be confined to a role as Mr Punch at a background seaside attraction.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 14, 2021 6:51:27 GMT
Brutal!
The Vic brings the hammer down with unerring accuracy.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 14, 2021 0:45:44 GMT
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jun 15, 2021 9:33:15 GMT
I'm willing to give this a go if someone reliable says it's good.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 15, 2021 10:03:25 GMT
I'm willing to give this a go if someone reliable says it's good. Vic, it's going to be dogshit. Indy is now 80 years old ffs. |
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jun 15, 2021 10:30:02 GMT
I'm willing to give this a go if someone reliable says it's good. Vic, it's going to be dogshit. Indy is now 80 years old ffs. I'm not saying it won't be. I think it'll be a bunch of CGI puke and crap writing. Tom Cruise was pushing 60 with the last Mission Impossible flick and it was the best of the lot, and both he and Ford are known for very hands-on approaches to stunts and so on. If it's played straight as "Indiana Jones Is Very Old", there might be some satisfaction to be had from it as he surprises his enemies. I doubt it, though. |
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Post by pussycat on Apr 11, 2023 17:59:28 GMT
After 5-6 script rewrites Speilberg bailed. Trailer doesn’t look too bad, but what’s point? The name really sucks.
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Post by Ladyfingers on Apr 12, 2023 0:13:51 GMT
Gosh, I love it when a fucking Disney property gives capitalism a bloody nose.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 19, 2023 12:07:49 GMT
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