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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 6, 2020 22:08:38 GMT
Bridge too far for Connery. He looks about 55 in this one. Plus the big screen would've hardly been wide enought for his fucken eyebrows by then. Jesus, once you notice the bastards you can't stop looking. They're like two Moby Dick's cresting over the brim. Or brimming over the crest. Or whatever it is you writer cunts would say.
Turns out this was his last film as main Bond. Still better than his successor though, Roger Moore the wimpy toff.
Overall, this outing is kind of a mailed-in piece of shit. Virtually no flash spy gizmos from Q or M or whoever the old git was. They just drive around a very tinpot-looking fledgling downtown Las Vegas for a bit then later on dick around on an oil rig then the fucken thing ends.
The #metoo crowd would chunder in their granny gruds at the zeitgeist or oeuvre or whatever of this carry-on. Basically Connery tries to fuck every single spunk the instant she appears on screen. And they're all spunks. cue Scottish brogue, "What other purpose do they have Moneypenny?"
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Post by pussycat on May 7, 2020 13:58:07 GMT
This is my favorite from the series, if only because it’s the one I watched the most as a kid. Don’t ask me why.
One thing I noticed in my recent watch through is how uncharacteristically American it is. I think he pops of to a few exotic locales before the opening credits, then we spend like 20 min in Amsterdam, but the rest is all USA. And mostly in Las Begas, a hyper American city if there ever was one.
You know, i think of bond at a casino in monte carlo, surrounded by beautifully exotic european woman, not sipping on his free long island, and ogling a pair of breast implants on the strip.
Speaking of begas. The film came out in ‘71. Same year as HST’s acid jaunt. Wonder if they crossed paths.
I’m often thinking about good places to end the series, and this coulda been a good one. Good to cap it off with Connery retiring from the role. Still leaves us with the odd non-connery “majesty’s secret service” which also would have been a good place to end it because bond’s wife dies, etc
“You only live twice” may have also been a good ending, because we get to see blofelt’s face. And it can be explained that he died at the end. But it makes me think diamonds is the better ending, because bond finally kills blofelt for sure. Maybe it could be twice and the diamonds without her majesty’s.
Or maybe they shoulda just stopped with thunderball. There is a year between thunderball and twice, and before that all bond movies came out on a yearly basis.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 7, 2020 22:58:27 GMT
This is my favorite from the series, if only because it’s the one I watched the most as a kid. Don’t ask me why. Daft how it works. My first was "The spy who loved me" in 1977 at the theatre with my dad. So that was THE James Bond film and skinny old stiff toff Roger Moore WAS James Bond. "Sean Connery"? That was just some other old guy!
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Post by pussycat on May 15, 2020 14:50:31 GMT
This is my favorite from the series, if only because it’s the one I watched the most as a kid. Don’t ask me why. Daft how it works. My first was "The spy who loved me" in 1977 at the theatre with my dad. So that was THE James Bond film and skinny old stiff toff Roger Moore WAS James Bond. "Sean Connery"? That was just some other old guy! It’s the one i watched the most as a kid, but not my first. My first was lisvence to kill, which in hindsight doesn’t seem like much of a bond film. Too much action. They were trying to update bond for the action 80’s, i get it. I remember being disappointed when i finally saw the older bond films, as they’re comparatively slow paced.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 24, 2021 3:10:17 GMT
$1 bin 7". This one however, is very much not $1 bin and is rare as shit;
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Post by Ladyfingers on Jun 24, 2021 5:40:06 GMT
One of the few I've never bothered revisiting.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jun 24, 2021 10:06:07 GMT
This one however, is very much not $1 bin and is rare as shit; Wait on, holy shit, is that woman on the right symbolically holding Jimbo's jizz "diamonds" right there at cock level? I think she fucking is you know!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 6, 2021 23:16:01 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 31, 2021 6:24:01 GMT
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