joylesshouse
Has world's biggest Steven Seagal VHS collection
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Post by joylesshouse on May 23, 2021 12:47:52 GMT
My brother had a midget named Craig in his class. Craig went on to become Little Napoleon, adult film star. Sometime in the early 90s they attended a WWF event together and sat front row. When Hacksaw Jim Duggan came out for a match Craig went ape shit, tore off his shirt started taunting, screaming at Hacksaw (Craig was ripped, he initially went out to California with the intention of becoming a Gold's Gym body builder, only getting into porn as a fallback [check out the titles Santa's Little Helper and Little Irresistible [[cover is a sweet parody of the famous Robert Palmer video]] for his best work]). Anyway, Hacksaw's response to Craig's taunting? "At least I'm tall." No lie.
Sorry, I didn't know where else to share this. Also the pornstar life is not always what it's cracked up to be. Craig is back living in his old hometown, essentially destitute. He admitted to spending a lot of his time in the porn industry "working in the warehouse".
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 23, 2021 22:47:55 GMT
He admitted to spending a lot of his time in the porn industry "working in the warehouse". Doesnt sound bad to me. Handling grot vids all day so a bit of a stiffy most of the time. Have a chinwag with the lads. Ogle a few hotties at the signings. Maybe under cloak of darkness stealthily biff a palate of the "straight-to-dvd" titles onto the back of the ute. "And they're all straight-to-dvd titles, hahaha..."
Ahh, never gets old that one.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 23, 2023 1:41:01 GMT
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