Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 15, 2020 0:45:45 GMT
Damnit, I am addicted to this braindead garbage.
I no longer repair to the baized gardens to stroll wistfully hither and thither as I contemplate the great vexing ethical dilemnas of mankind, hands clasped authoritatively behind my back, the words of Plato and Socrates eddying against the barnacled ramparts of my cavernous mind. Instead I flop on the sofa like a fat vegetable, switch off 95% of my tiny little walnut brain, and let this vacuous staged reality tv bullshit lull my synapses into rusted neglect.
This fuckign tv show is so good and so bad. I think the old man might've been the only actual human being on the show. His fat son, the main dude, the Homer lookalike, is just a sad spinner, a know-it-all tightwad moneybags. Obviously, when the camera's are not switched on there is no fucken way he wheels out his pre-researched historical spiel on every fucken item that comes in for sale. He would just look like a cock. Still, guess the spiel is the set-up required for the suspension of reality, the back story on the fucken toy car or whatever.
Homerick is Liberace-on-stilts compared to his own son, the chinless spoiled fat boy who looks like he lost about 100 kg of his blubber from season 1 onward. This sad smug cunt seems to have some sort of crippling inferiority complex that he struggles to sheen a thin smarmy veneer over. I just cringe at this fucken dick. There is NO WAY he could be that cruel and emotionally retarded. A 300lb 4-year old.
Chumlee, obviously scripted clown relief. He’s probably a fucken genius. They’re all millionaires from this shit. Haggling over $5 for some toy fucken car? WFT. Chumlee does not make "$200 a day" as Homerick says.
Wish one of the customers would break character and say "come on dude, we all know you get 99% of your income from the History Channel camera right behind me, so chucking me $5 for this actual photograph I took of Abe Lincoln's dog's cock is not going to bankrupt you greedy fucken cashed-up shysters". <<cue customer turning to deal a huge shit-eating grin right at the fucken camera>>
I no longer repair to the baized gardens to stroll wistfully hither and thither as I contemplate the great vexing ethical dilemnas of mankind, hands clasped authoritatively behind my back, the words of Plato and Socrates eddying against the barnacled ramparts of my cavernous mind. Instead I flop on the sofa like a fat vegetable, switch off 95% of my tiny little walnut brain, and let this vacuous staged reality tv bullshit lull my synapses into rusted neglect.
This fuckign tv show is so good and so bad. I think the old man might've been the only actual human being on the show. His fat son, the main dude, the Homer lookalike, is just a sad spinner, a know-it-all tightwad moneybags. Obviously, when the camera's are not switched on there is no fucken way he wheels out his pre-researched historical spiel on every fucken item that comes in for sale. He would just look like a cock. Still, guess the spiel is the set-up required for the suspension of reality, the back story on the fucken toy car or whatever.
Homerick is Liberace-on-stilts compared to his own son, the chinless spoiled fat boy who looks like he lost about 100 kg of his blubber from season 1 onward. This sad smug cunt seems to have some sort of crippling inferiority complex that he struggles to sheen a thin smarmy veneer over. I just cringe at this fucken dick. There is NO WAY he could be that cruel and emotionally retarded. A 300lb 4-year old.
Chumlee, obviously scripted clown relief. He’s probably a fucken genius. They’re all millionaires from this shit. Haggling over $5 for some toy fucken car? WFT. Chumlee does not make "$200 a day" as Homerick says.
Wish one of the customers would break character and say "come on dude, we all know you get 99% of your income from the History Channel camera right behind me, so chucking me $5 for this actual photograph I took of Abe Lincoln's dog's cock is not going to bankrupt you greedy fucken cashed-up shysters". <<cue customer turning to deal a huge shit-eating grin right at the fucken camera>>
