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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 15, 2020 1:05:21 GMT
I am monumentally addicted to this fucking braindead horseshit. But I still can never get a handle on the stuff these two hustlers crack a fat for. They will both walk right past another pile of records to beat off over another goddamn motherfucking Coca Cola sign. Episodes are a total seasonal scramble here on the Upper Lower North East Pitcairns but have noticed in recent seasons the tall one has entire episodal phases of being a bighead and treating the little chubby bloke like shit. Poor little sidekick cunt hardly even gets to talk at all. Maybe they bickered while stuck in the fucken van together for so long getting there. Understandable.
One of the episodes I was half-watching has assumed mythical field of dreams status in my head. In the leafy hills of Malibu, some old hillbilly let the pair in to peruse his wares, did I hear right the old cunt had 200,000 records, I think I fucking did you know. Of course Cokesign & Toycar probably didnt even make him a fucking offer. FAAAAAAKKKK.
One thing I've noticed with newer episodes is there seems to be less moldy barn rummaging than before and more wankers ringing up just to show off their pristine anal cunt collections of Star Trek dildos or some shit. With no intention of selling anything except one rusted-to-fuck Coke sign and some old photo of their nana at the seaside in 1684. This really fucken annoys me. Who's zooming who here? Did Lenny and Squiggy know beforehand it would be an awesome pristine collection that the seller had no intention of parting with, the anal OCD cunt just wanted to show it off on telly? I think they fucking did you know. Have I the viewer been rope-a-doped here? I think I fucking have you know.
Wish they'd have some seller who just says "look, all this fucken shit has to go. I'll accept just about any goddamn offer. I need to clear all this garbage out as I'm planning on using this space to start a fucken meth lab. Ching ching motherfuckers. Oh, and by the way I know that you two little Lenny and Squiggy cunts are getting a million bucks a year from the fucken History Channel for this fake bullshit so none of this 'I'll give ya $5 for this toy car' horseshit, there's a reason I called the carny chick on the phone and it's spelled m-e-h-t-l-a-b, so start with the heavy fucken lifting already you spacco spermbirds."
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Post by pussycat on May 15, 2020 14:42:22 GMT
I haven’t had my own tv in almost 15 years. My laptop essentially became my tv. Before that, tv was a really huge part of my life, especially live tv with commercial interruptions, and i still miss thar format. But these days, now that i’ve made it, me and the gf can afford a roku and an entertainment setup in the livingroom that reminds me of the old school tv i was accustomed to.
I’ve never seen this show, but i heavily associate it with “regular” old school tv. Like it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for a marathon of this shit to be playing in your living room while you cook in the kitchen, slightly soothed by the droning voices in the other room.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 16, 2020 2:07:20 GMT
I haven’t had my own tv in almost 15 years. My laptop essentially became my tv. Before that, tv was a really huge part of my life, especially live tv with commercial interruptions, and i still miss thar format. But these days, now that i’ve made it, me and the gf can afford a roku and an entertainment setup in the livingroom that reminds me of the old school tv i was accustomed to. I’ve never seen this show, but i heavily associate it with “regular” old school tv. Like it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for a marathon of this shit to be playing in your living room while you cook in the kitchen, slightly soothed by the droning voices in the other room.
Yeah given the choice of watching an 8/10 telly show while hunched over my laptop vs watching a 6/10 show on the big screen while I'm sprawled on the sofa, even with the stoopid regular tv ads, I'm going with the latter. |
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Post by fuckface on Oct 26, 2020 3:31:24 GMT
i have watched this show approx 35 times for a total of three glimpses of carny chicks side boob. not a great ratio compared with toy and signs, but somehow still totally worth it.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 26, 2020 7:20:31 GMT
I reckon she's a phony. Sometimes she lets the mask slip and you see the impatience and greed come through. Can almost see her thinking "yeah, yeah, blah blah, wish I could just circumvent this whole 'me buy your bullshit then flip it for profit' rigmarole and go directly to ching ching so I can buy another distressed black Clash t-shirt online with your stupid $80" An artists impression of P.Ussycat shopping for roku
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Post by fuckface on Oct 26, 2020 8:39:28 GMT
I reckon she's a phony distressed black Clash t-shirt stupid [/i] |
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Post by pussycat on Oct 26, 2020 17:12:42 GMT
 You plug it into your TV or monitor and you’re able to stream from all the different services which appear as app’s on the Roku’s interface. One app is called sling and it’s basically all the regular cable channels + some local, and it’s all streaming in real time as it would be broadcasted live, so it’s the most like TV of all the apps (although I know others can do that). I like having regular old school TV around. It’s better for you thab the internet at this point. |
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 26, 2020 22:53:17 GMT
I like having regular old school TV around. It’s better for you thab the internet at this point. you mean from toxic social mediii viewpoint? Holy crap. Our tv has a bunghole for that sort of roku thingie but its busted. Probably a good thing at this point or I would go fullblown soapie addiction drongo |
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Post by pussycat on Oct 27, 2020 14:15:46 GMT
[you mean from toxic social mediii viewpoint? Yup, pretty much. |
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Sept 14, 2022 5:27:22 GMT
Started up with the latest season. The main guy has no manners. Not everyone is your underling cunt, where's your p's and q's motherfucker. They're letting you on their property so you can vulture in and make money off them. Least you could do is not boss them around in their own house ffs
After all these years they're still cracking a fat over coke signs and toy cars. Except now they're paying $500 for the coke signs instead of the $70 they were paying 10 years ago. Everyone MUST have a mancave with a Coke sign.
The woman has aged noticeably but lost a few pounds of flab. Top arse. Still something I don't like about her, seems like a totally disingenuous poseur. Especially with her punk rock t-shirts of bands she seems like she'd never listen to. Still, I guess she is in the style over substance biz. Had to laugh that she starts going through some guys record collection (even though he hadnt said he was selling any of them) and pulling out records. Then she's carrying a huge bundle around to have another pose, look at me holding VINYL, I am hip to the scene. Bish come into my house and start pulling records off the shelves without asking first and you're leaving with no fucken teeth left.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 12, 2023 11:56:36 GMT
Wondering if this "picker" mentality has spread to Japan? Where every shithole recycled shop storekeep thinks he's sitting on a gold mine.
2 episodes this month, if I count the silly boy who took 15 minutes to tally up an invoice offering me 220 yen for thirty 7" records.
The second, a store I'd bought a pile of $2 lp's from a coupla years ago, no price tags, the shopkeeper didnt know what they were and barely gave a shit.
Then I go back to the same place last month, another poxy wee box of records, but this time all shit, ready to give up, when I spied another box full of goodies, again no price tags. Mosied up to the counter with a bunch of LP's expecting similar price, hello, the woman calls over another guy who starts looking up every LP on his phone.
Heart sank.
Here we fucking go.
Dipshit will go by the most expensive copy on yahoo auctions no doubt. "Please wait while we put price tags on these ones." Not the ones in the box. Just the ones I want. They think they've got a sucker on the line. After 15 FUCKIN MINUTES they're "ready" for me. Basically all the LP's I selected now have 2,500 yen price tags. Cunts. Not fucking likely. I wordlessly walked right the fuck out of the shop, didnt even look at them.
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Post by fuckface on May 31, 2023 2:50:24 GMT
Wondering if this "picker" mentality has spread to Japan? Where every shithole recycled shop storekeep thinks he's sitting on a gold mine. 2 episodes this month, if I count the silly boy who took 15 minutes to tally up an invoice offering me 220 yen for thirty 7" records. The second, a store I'd bought a pile of $2 lp's from a coupla years ago, no price tags, the shopkeeper didnt know what they were and barely gave a shit. Then I go back to the same place last month, another poxy wee box of records, but this time all shit, ready to give up, when I spied another box full of goodies, again no price tags. Mosied up to the counter with a bunch of LP's expecting similar price, hello, the woman calls over another guy who starts looking up every LP on his phone. Heart sank. Here we fucking go. Dipshit will go by the most expensive copy on yahoo auctions no doubt. "Please wait while we put price tags on these ones." Not the ones in the box. Just the ones I want. They think they've got a sucker on the line. After 15 FUCKIN MINUTES they're "ready" for me. Basically all the LP's I selected now have 2,500 yen price tags. Cunts. Not fucking likely. I wordlessly walked right the fuck out of the shop, didnt even look at them. this exact no price tag looking shit up on the phone thing has happened to me way too often in the last few years to believe that bargain records exist anywhere at all anymore. and seeing as i only buy bargain records...i don't buy records anymore. |
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