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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 16, 2020 1:46:13 GMT
Stupidly got addicted to this Noo Yawk cop show lately.
I started at episode 1, season 1, thought it was a new show, googled it, hello, ffs, it started 10 years ago. Nice one SkyTv you rumpelstiltskin cunts.
I never made it to Noo Yawk but this tv show is very, very, VERY Noo Yawk.
The women in this show are not exactly representative of da broads in da USA. They are all painfully thin and beautiful. No fat chix. NONE.
"We don't got none of dem fat broads on da force, chump."
This show stars Magnum P.I and Marky Mark's brother and the baddie from Boardwalk Empire who whacked that guys head off at the beach with a shovel and the spunky mexican sheila from NCIS and oh God all these shows are starting to merge into one another wft I need to get back out into the record shops.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on May 29, 2020 0:10:53 GMT
In Executive Revision, fuck this gestapo propaganda piece of shit.
There are NO bleck cops in this charade of a tv show. And ZERO episodes about the heroic honky cops who iz all, you know, Eye-taaaaalian, killing blecks. ps, why do seppos keep saying "I'm Italian", or "I'm Irish", when them and their fucken parents were all born in Jesusland? It's like me saying "I'm Scottish" when it's been 4 generations since the fucken boat from Partick Thistle docked in Onehunga ffs.
Fuck this tv show. Get real. Half the jackbooted cracker cunt cops in JesusLand are obviously card-carrying clansmen. Every second episode of this pamphleteering cop enlistment conjob should be Magnum PI having to bail out another nazi pig for getting filmed lynching some poor crying bleck joker down by the docks. "Just don't get caught on camera next time, Donnie."
Plus the family name is "Reagan"? FFS. Get this fallacious feelgood fuckery off the air.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Mar 10, 2021 11:08:58 GMT
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Oct 27, 2021 9:14:45 GMT
Disgusted at myself for becoming hopelessly addicted to this procedural tripe.
If I were to put on my Siggy Freud cap I would say the root of my addiction lies in the juxtaposition between the rock-solid family unit portrayed in Blue Bloods and my own dogshit haywire dysfunctional "family" upbringing. Growing up I never once in my fucken life experienced that settled family dinner scenario and on Blue Bloods they do that shit every single goddamn episode.
tl/dr I want to join the Blue Bloods family. I promise I will try not to start shit up with the motherfucking pigs.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Aug 31, 2022 10:36:30 GMT
Can't seem to stop watching this ultra conservative piece of shit cop show. FFS what is WRONG with me. I just seem to click start and off we go. Again.
The exact same thing happens in pretty much every episode. The most formulaic procedural on the block. Maybe that's the attraction. I know Danny Reagan will tie up the case in the last 2 minutes of the 42. He always does. No stress. Danny's got this.
NONE of the fam in Magnum PI's household are EVER dickign around on the cellphones like real people do 99999% of the time. The fam dont even watch TV. Thomas Magnum will put on his cardy and necktie (so relaxed! hanging loose in the cardy!) and read a book by lamplight. Or they'll drink hard liquor in classy leather chairs. Not a cellphone or telly in sight. Like it's the 1930's or some shit. Half expect them to tune in to the wireless and listen to Franklin Roosevelt address the nation or some shit
My brain is so disengaged when I watch this shit I dont even ponder how it is that with 35,000 cops in such a huge city, every case involves 2 of the 3 siblings working together on it. Fancy that. You again. In a city of 35,000 coppers.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Nov 3, 2022 9:18:47 GMT
Abigail Baker (Magnum's blonde receptionist) REALLY gets on my tits and I'm not quite sure why. She's just so conservative and self-important. Just answer the phone ffs, we dont need your withering, lingering looks of amish judgmental "wisdom" as you close Magnum's fucking office door.
From about season 8 she seems to just sit in on all the big meetings with Magnum and the lads while giving the blokes in the hot seat her judgmental evils like she's 3rd in command of New York City or some shit.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Nov 5, 2022 8:15:18 GMT
Sometime between Season 7 and Season 9, Danny Reagan got a fruity little hair weave done. I notice these things.
It is a wee bit disquieting how Danny's youngest son (the chubby 16-year old) somehow manages to look like a 40-year old man.
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Post by beta on Nov 8, 2022 13:55:25 GMT
I have heard bad things about this show, which you have discussed here. I will binge watch it just to prove to myself that I can watch this stuff and not smash the television. I find it fascinating that such programs appeal to people enough to become cops. Cops that I know laugh at such shows, after they are cops of course. Weird world. Pretty much a program that is an advertisement for the NRA.
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Post by Dr W.F.T Blundershart III on Nov 26, 2023 10:42:54 GMT
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Post by beta on Nov 26, 2023 21:28:31 GMT
The first crisis for my generation? Blue Bloods cancelled in shroud of secrecy.
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