Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 8, 2021 22:52:41 GMT
Due to global overcrowding people can opt to be downsized to 5 inches tall.
Of course my first thought was, humans being cunts, the rotten fuckers will just stand on the wee ones like bugs and end their shit. Japan would run amok. The 5-inch tall humans would be stomped on as soon as they shrunk. Finally, Japan's hierarchically bullied and silently downtrodden could make manifest their retribution fantasies upon all the atrophied gnats of humanity.
But in the film, the wee ones are relocated to mini dome gated communities so bugs can't eat them. Sorry, people of Japan.
FFS, humans are 5 inches tall,a cockroach is now as long as your leg and will fuck you up. Makes sense.
Plus this film has Jason Bourne and the German baddie from Inglourious Basterds.
Fuck yeah I'll watch this, it will be mental. All the japery they will get up to. A fall off the sofa is now a 10-storey death plummet. My speakers are like gargantuan towers of sound to them. Not that the little cunts could ever clamber up to the stereo let alone muster the strength to turn the amp on.
I bet they have the poor little buggers flee the dome to have some fun.
Try to eat a real size biscuit.
Try to cross an eight lane highway.
Hell yeah. This filum will be great fuck yeah well none of that shit fucking happened.
The first half setup was fine and rudimentary and then they completely dropped the ball and lost the plot. Well, lost my plot anyway.
Just draaaaaaaaaagged and tey completely fucking forgot to have any fun with the premise. Ended up scrolling through last half of film then crying off altogether. Way to shit the bed, Bourne.
ps I didnt get why someone would want to get downsized so in the new dolls house world they could be.................. a cleaner. Maybe I missed that part of the story related to finances. Everyone should get a mansion FFS, the 3 ft wide thing must cost about 20 cents to build goddamnit
