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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 20, 2021 4:21:19 GMT
 Yep, it's one of them. Some sort of Fast And The Furious facsimile made by that Michael Bay guy that everyone mocks as so very, very far beneath them. Not sure I can keep watching this. I've just had my lunch and the bright lights and shakey shakey camera and epileptic editing are hurting my brain. The entire opening 20 minutes were 1 big car chase. It just never let up. 20 minutes straight. The violence was absolutely body-mangling. If I was 12-years old my boner would be grud-busting. Hang on, scratch that, I was already too erudite at 12 for this shit. Try 8.  WfT. How the hell do you make something like this? |
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Post by Ladyfingers on Nov 20, 2021 5:23:26 GMT
Unendurable dreck. I had to watch it to review it or I'd have bailed in minutes.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 20, 2021 6:09:21 GMT
Brutal! Clearly telegraphing themselves for a franchise right from the get-go too. And as if we were left in any doubt they closed the film with {Spoiler}
"1 and not done" FFS I had to take about 5 timeouts during the viewing just to go do other shit and allow my senses a semblance of recalibration. Might be more enjoyable watching the whole film at half speed. Or maybe 1/3rd speed. While quite drunk. At least then you could have a chance to properly take in some of the nice scenery and hyperblur action. Did like the {Spoiler}
magnetised boat idea |
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Nov 20, 2021 6:56:04 GMT
 Like the Japanese we must endure the unendurable. For the sake of the RT database for which we are the brave custodians.
Let Love Be Thy Message.
Let's not shoot the messenger here.
This post was brought to you by Mr Forthreich's POW's that he keeps in the basement. Mr Forthreich is away for the weekend. We cobble his posts together by hand. This is us:
Please send help. |
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