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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 1, 2022 7:13:24 GMT
Seemed like a Michael Bay thing? Had that soulless aspect to it with the exorbitant pyrotechnics and exotic scenery with implausibly swank locales. LalalaLand Ryan Gosling as James Bond, Arnie, Jason Bourne and Bruce Lee combined? FFS. I'm not buying it. The fight scenes were so absurdly balletic I half expected Gozzer to burst out into song. In good shape though, as evidenced by the 20 second shirtless scene. Hollywood poser probably spent 3 months dieting and roiding for that 20 seconds. Then after the scene, back into guiltless disrepair. LIGHTWEIGHT, BUDDY Captain America was the baddie in this one. He was good fun while never actually making you think he was really a really, really bad baddie A fucking Crosley record player? Poor bloody kid. Way to fuck up all your records. That is negligent parenting. Reprehensible. Unconscionable. Should've been the main running joke weaving its way in and out of the whole film. Still, le filme held my attention, decent bit of brainless actionne bollockse. God only knows what the budget was. The closing credits alone looked more expensive than most entire movies Only 46% on RT though. Crikey. Not flash.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 9, 2022 11:14:55 GMT
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Post by beta on Oct 9, 2022 19:46:41 GMT
Watched it. I can't remember any of it. It will probably have many, many sequels. Fucking hell, I should have been born soulless.
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