beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:01:48 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:02:36 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:03:25 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:04:06 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:05:07 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:05:45 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:06:32 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:07:21 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:08:17 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:09:37 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:10:26 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:16:02 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:27:15 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:27:36 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:37:22 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 22, 2022 22:24:58 GMT
Christmas early. Huge storm coming. Just had Christmas with the strange woman who lives with me. "Get the most from living, especially when you can."
|
|
|
Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 22, 2022 22:52:04 GMT
Just had Christmas with the strange woman who lives with me. "Get the most from living, especially when you can."Don't be unduly alarmed, but, reading between the lines, I think she is plotting to kill you.
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 23, 2022 4:26:38 GMT
Just had Christmas with the strange woman who lives with me. "Get the most from living, especially when you can."Don't be unduly alarmed, but, reading between the lines, I think she is plotting to kill you.
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 23, 2022 4:36:56 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 23, 2022 4:45:39 GMT
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 25, 2022 7:59:51 GMT
Christmas day alone. Finally got the heating to work. Need a new thermostat. 1 degree Fahrenheit outside. Great day for the thermostat to go to shit. Fixed it for now. Called the "after hours" heating service. It being Christmas, I reckon that I'll hear something when all the prezzies are open and the spirits have been imbibed. That would be appropriate. And so would a super freaking loud version of "I Wanna Be Sedated" right about now. Coming up. Later, kind folks.
|
|
|
Post by fuckface on Dec 26, 2022 5:19:11 GMT
for the third year in a row i’ve driven a thousand miles with a menopausal woman, a twelve year old would be gamer and a ball obsessed mutt. all crammed into a medium sized sedan to spend xmas with the missus’s seventy seven yr old snobby control freak aunt, on a mosquito infested humid mangrove mud flat off the coast of brisbane. mowing the lawn, firing up the bbq etc. for the old lady. kinda feels like johnny might. hunching over the mosrite ready to punch out blitzkrieg bop for the nine hundred and eighty fifth time and seeing that lanky leftie prick joey leering at me.
merry fucking christmas cuntz. please send excess snow this way.
|
|
|
Post by fuckface on Dec 26, 2022 5:37:07 GMT
the missus’s seventy seven yr old snobby control freak aunt. mowing the lawn, firing up the bbq etc. for the old lady. you’re dead right. i am way too fucking nice. but also she is old, widowed, childless and…loaded…
|
|
|
Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 26, 2022 7:50:18 GMT
Need a new thermostat. 1 degree Fahrenheit outside. Great day for the thermostat to go to shit. Our boiler packed it in too. In fact the cuntz just left after installing the new one. 700,000 yen.Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes. 700,000 yen.R U FUKKING SHITTTING ME? WHAT, IS THE CUNT MADE BY NASA? That is some mafia shit right there. "Oh, you dont HAVE to buy a new boiler. Sure, go ahead, take your chances in the Hokkaido winter. See how that works out for ya. Now sign here shithead. Sure you can pay in instalments of 60,000 yen, each month, forever. No skin off my cunt u freezing cockspack LOL"I worked out Camp Leader and I could each pop in to the local public bath, once a week, every week, for the next 14 YEARS for the same cost. Annnnd..... the fucking boiler will be broken again by then. Fuck My Life.
|
|
|
Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 26, 2022 7:52:20 GMT
please send excess snow this way. Warmed up to 3 degrees the last few days which turns the snow to bum slurry slush which is a colossal pain in the arse to cycle through. Let's get back to the hard-packed sub-zero shit
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 26, 2022 20:03:53 GMT
Need a new thermostat. 1 degree Fahrenheit outside. Great day for the thermostat to go to shit. Our boiler packed it in too. In fact the cuntz just left after installing the new one. 700,000 yen.Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes. 700,000 yen.R U FUKKING SHITTTING ME? WHAT, IS THE CUNT MADE BY NASA? That is some mafia shit right there. "Oh, you dont HAVE to buy a new boiler. Sure, go ahead, take your chances in the Hokkaido winter. See how that works out for ya. Now sign here shithead. Sure you can pay in instalments of 60,000 yen, each month, forever. No skin off my cunt u freezing cockspack LOL"I worked out Camp Leader and I could each pop in to the local public bath, once a week, every week, for the next 14 YEARS for the same cost. Annnnd..... the fucking boiler will be broken again by then. Fuck My Life. People looking to government for conspiracies should really check out cooling, heating, and plumbing companies first. Very sorry to read this. The jack offs of all trades have all sort of payment schemes that make the pain of it all worse. I paid 13, 000 dollars already this year for BACK UP electricity. Yes, I live in the middle of nowhere so have to have a generator. If any of you are on the run, just let me know. This place can be fully operational with 24-hour security cameras in a matter of minutes. You'll have to dig your own North Korean-style tunnels out of the basement, though. My ass is still hurting from the 13, 000 dollars I spent earlier this year so that the place can withstand the off-the-grid problems I experience far too often.
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 26, 2022 20:26:01 GMT
I am getting a visual of the sales rep for boilers doing the usual schtick at NRT for idiots like me who think it is all good once I land. Fuck me. Sword primed for anal persuasion.
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 26, 2022 20:27:24 GMT
the missus’s seventy seven yr old snobby control freak aunt. mowing the lawn, firing up the bbq etc. for the old lady. you’re dead right. i am way too fucking nice. but also she is old, widowed, childless and…loaded… I was wondering for the sake of my friends who are interested in economics what the incentives were. Much clearer now. Cheers!
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 26, 2022 20:35:10 GMT
for the third year in a row i’ve driven a thousand miles with a menopausal woman, a twelve year old would be gamer and a ball obsessed mutt. all crammed into a medium sized sedan to spend xmas with the missus’s seventy seven yr old snobby control freak aunt, on a mosquito infested humid mangrove mud flat off the coast of brisbane. mowing the lawn, firing up the bbq etc. for the old lady. kinda feels like johnny might. hunching over the mosrite ready to punch out blitzkrieg bop for the nine hundred and eighty fifth time and seeing that lanky leftie prick joey leering at me. merry fucking christmas cuntz. please send excess snow this way.
|
|
beta
today's multi-task: stretch and cough
Neophyte
Posts: 682
|
Post by beta on Dec 30, 2022 3:28:40 GMT
It's been a hell of a year from hell:
|
|