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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 4, 2021 13:02:28 GMT
Ha, young, dumb and fearless, fuck me those were the days.
ha, it was just a part-time gig at a juku out in the Chiba boonies, not exactly teaching Princess Masako cutlery etiquette at Waseda
Yeah although unlettered and unpublished drongos like me can still fluke PT uni gigs.
FFS like a degree makes any difference, I mustve already packed a sook at some stage in this thread about the state of gaijin Uni "teachers" here but holy shitballs, the state of some of these cunts that washed up here in the first wave in the 80's and got tenured,,, DIRECT correlation to the dismal state of the locals engrish ability InMyIhomo. Most of them just blab NONSTOP in class, to a silent audience of stunned mullets, at native speaker speed, zero concern for their audience's comprehension or decided lack thereof, absolutely zero invitation to learning, the lot of them with degrees up the wazoo.
It ain't rocket science. It's a creche ffs.
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Post by nikkeisindex on Sept 4, 2021 15:07:37 GMT
Sprague your degree shenanigans are really ballsy, mad respect. I didn't visit til I think 2001 then mulled it over a couple more years, visited Tokyo in 2003, then finally took the plunge. I probably should have gone earlier and stayed longer. That is about the only time I appreciated having a college degree, which is pretty sad, but yes, degree = qualified for visa and relatively overpaid job all things considered. I remember my first couple days doing more or less what you're talking about there Sprague, going from a high level class where cunts students could actually talk to way more usual students who had no idea what the fuck was going on, after a week I'd open with "How have you been?" because it's super fucking natural - DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS. Yes I swear sometimes the students taught me more than I taught them. English. I learned that the correct intro, no matter what, is "How are you?" I would be informed that the students were fine, and then asked about my own condition. I really leveled up there!
fuckface that's really impressive with powering through the lack of degree, too. People really wanna do that and it's really hard! I would have been scared to death driving a vehicle basically anywhere in Japan but especially Tokyo, all that funny business with the unAmerican incorrect placement of the wheel and entire vehicle in relation to the street.
Interac was the fucking worst. Ugh. I worked for 2.5 years at AEON before they shitcanned my ass; that's too long and kind of pathetic? But like they subsidize the apartment, the lessons never change so there's 0 prep, and they give you a raise, so I mean... not a lot of motivation to find something better. After that ended I was confused about signing up for unemployment, so I didn't do that, took 2? months off or so, maybe 3 before Interac started.
I paid my own way through full time Japanese classes which were a total joke, I think I was the only person there really looking to learn and improve and it meant a lot to use my rare time off and equally rare money to attend, then I visited back home for a bit. In short, blew through all my savings there then realized Interac paid the last day of the following month, so I have no money and I started in April, rent is due in May but I learn I won't be getting paid until May 30th. Well, how is that going to work. Then there are those backtaxes I guess if you stay over a year? But I didn't know about that.
This really started me getting my shit in gear, just apply, apply, apply, work, work, work. I'd go from my Interac job to a night school, do a few hours there, go home, apply more, do those corrections online I mentioned, try to get programming work, my bandmate would stop by and be all mad I didn't wanna hang out, wrap up at 3 am, get up at 6, go back to Intercrap.
Boy they were funny. They initially told me I'd work at a school right in my neighborhood! Wow, imagine that, almost no commute! Let's say I started on a Monday; Friday night they call and leave a message like "Right, that's not your school, so you and one other teacher will go interview at this school in Saitama, like 40 mins away [more like 1 hr 20] they're really serious about their English program!"
Bear in mind I was totally fucked at this point. I go, the Interac rep that took me to meet the principal had no idea what this "other teacher" was about, it's just me, the principal asks me "Can you eat sushi," and that was it - passed the interview and now I work in Saitama.
Enter the Legend of the Self Sponsored Visa. I asked at immigration and they said "What? No, that is not a thing. Leave here now." I didn't even believe it until I saw my friend's, then I got one, then I got whatever the hell jobs I wanted and told Interac to get stuffed, and then I made much more money in much less time, felt like I had control of my life and finances and really really enjoyed living in Tokyo. I think about visiting every day and who knows when that's ever gonna happen...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 5, 2021 0:21:33 GMT
Incredibly stupid in hindsight. At the time though, didnt even think twice, done on a total whim at pal's place in Chiba. He was on JET, we'd been pals at school from the age of 10, flatted together after school with another school pal, he's the one deserving of mad respect for laughingly letting me do such a stupid thing. It was probably his fucken idea. I really owe the cunt.
It's odd the junctures we get our "teacher training" in. I always go back to when a walked past an eikaiwa class years ago and the kiwi teacher was asking the poor Jr High kids, at native speaker speed, and koiwoi inflection, "...so how was your weekend?" Silence. Longer silence. Excruciating silence. Repeated question. I always remember thinking that to those kids, it would've sounded like "sayheywuzyewknd?" Completely fuckign unintelligible.
Always wondered about these. My image was it would be the polar opposite of an eikaiwa class with gaijin all mad keen to learn, barraging the teacher with questions, just a raucous atmosphere with a "must get my value for money/I'm fucken paying for this" vibe. Not so?
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Post by fuckface on Sept 5, 2021 6:49:15 GMT
fuckface that's really impressive with powering through the lack of degree, too. People really wanna do that and it's really hard! I would have been scared to death driving a vehicle basically anywhere in Japan but especially Tokyo, all that funny business with the unAmerican incorrect placement of the wheel and entire vehicle in relation to the street. nah, being from aus i found everything in the vehicles to be in the correct position. but yeah, the idea of it was definitely intimidating at first, but then i really wasn't ready to go back to straylya at that stage and knew that this was my one and only chance to stay longer. actually the driving turned out to be the easy part. only had to learn two routes 1/ from the hotel where nbc were based in shinagawa to narita and back 2/ from shinagawa to the olympic village in nagano and back. both were surprisingly easy after the first couple of times. we always traveled in a convoy of four people mover vans and the nbc transport department was run by ex marines as if it were part of some kind of crucial military mission. with everything drilled into you before they let you loose on the roads, white boards, maps, training drills, backup plans, code words etc. etc. the big downside being that you had to put up with those crew cutted, bomber jacket wearing loudmouth jerk offs barking orders at you like you'd just enlisted and were going into battle. no sir, not for me. |
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 5, 2021 11:07:41 GMT
Interac was the fucking worst.
You know it was owned by Mormons I suppose? The sales rep in Hiroshima was married but would send flowers and candy to one of the OLs ~ just blatant power harassment. Greasy, creepy-ass dude who was obviously a Mormon convert because of polygamy... So easy to imagine actually! I am always surprised by long-term expats in Japan who don't like sushi/sashimi, and a lot of other Japanese food. First course of your welcome enkai with the English teachers and the new round-eye pushes away the ultra-fresh maguro sashimi with a look of disgust Wahbahawah . Japan is trying so hard to maintain the fricking Wa that every little bit helps... |
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Post by nikkeisindex on Sept 5, 2021 15:08:23 GMT
Always wondered about these. My image was it would be the polar opposite of an eikaiwa class with gaijin all mad keen to learn, barraging the teacher with questions, just a raucous atmosphere with a "must get my value for money/I'm fucken paying for this" vibe. Not so? Maybe I just chose a bad school or something, but this primarily seemed to be non-Japanese Asians on more or less a vacation. The teacher would dick around and torture us with katakana for 20 minutes, then... I don't remember actually but they really took their time in those 4 hour classes and I'd leave thinking I could have gotten about the same amount of productivity in an hour on my own. So about as useless as eikaiwa classes really. actually the driving turned out to be the easy part. only had to learn two routes 1/ from the hotel where nbc were based in shinagawa to narita and back 2/ from shinagawa to the olympic village in nagano and back. both were surprisingly easy after the first couple of times. we always traveled in a convoy of four people mover vans and the nbc transport department was run by ex marines as if it were part of some kind of crucial military mission. with everything drilled into you before they let you loose on the roads, white boards, maps, training drills, backup plans, code words etc. etc. the big downside being that you had to put up with those crew cutted, bomber jacket wearing loudmouth jerk offs barking orders at you like you'd just enlisted and were going into battle. no sir, not for me. So part of the appeal of you doing this job would be the English speaking ability? If they purely needed a driver I'm guessing they'd just have gotten a Japanese guy to do it. And the absurd over-planning takes me back, I could totally see that. You know it was owned by Mormons I suppose? The sales rep in Hiroshima was married but would send flowers and candy to one of the OLs ~ just blatant power harassment. Greasy, creepy-ass dude who was obviously a Mormon convert because of polygamy... So easy to imagine actually! I am always surprised by long-term expats in Japan who don't like sushi/sashimi, and a lot of other Japanese food. First course of your welcome enkai with the English teachers and the new round-eye pushes away the ultra-fresh maguro sashimi with a look of disgust  . Japan is trying so hard to maintain the fricking Wa that every little bit helps... I forgot about the Interac/Mormon thing. I respect their business acumen, it could not have been easy to figure out and arrange that whole ALT for profit scheme. I arrived vegan and left pescatarian, in part because it just wasn't worth trying to be vegan at that time there and in part because of what you're saying, I didn't want to be the ass requiring special accommodation in every group eating setting. I initially took the train like 15 minutes to buy a tiny Y400 packet of lentils to make soup and quickly was like "Ok, fuck this." It's a lot better now; I see way more vegan stuff when I visit back. Even once I started embracing the fish/rice combo I could only handle it about 2 meals in a row. There was this old man teishoku place across from my apartment that I just loved. Guy had a constant beer and cigarette in hand while grilling the fish; wife would make fresh dressing and miso soup on a per-order basis. I always go back when I visit. But if I had that for lunch and sushi for dinner I would make damn sure to have my weird ultra foreign homemade hummus and lentil soup or a couscous chickpea thing for the next meal. |
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Post by fuckface on Sept 5, 2021 22:02:00 GMT
So part of the appeal of you doing this job would be the English speaking ability? If they purely needed a driver I'm guessing they'd just have gotten a Japanese guy to do it. yeah, strange that they didn't give those jobs to japanese. i mean the gig was only to pickup incoming nbc staff from the states at narita and drive them to the nbc hotel in shinagawa. then the next day pickup the same group and drive them up to nagano. besides a very basic meet and greet spiel at the airport, we were instructed to only speak when spoken to... |
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 6, 2021 10:04:51 GMT
I forgot about the Interac/Mormon thing. I respect their business acumen, it could not have been easy to figure out and arrange that whole ALT for profit scheme. I arrived vegan and left pescatarian, in part because it just wasn't worth trying to be vegan at that time there and in part because of what you're saying, I didn't want to be the ass requiring special accommodation in every group eating setting. I initially took the train like 15 minutes to buy a tiny Y400 packet of lentils to make soup and quickly was like "Ok, fuck this." It's a lot better now; I see way more vegan stuff when I visit back. Even once I started embracing the fish/rice combo I could only handle it about 2 meals in a row. There was this old man teishoku place across from my apartment that I just loved. Guy had a constant beer and cigarette in hand while grilling the fish; wife would make fresh dressing and miso soup on a per-order basis. I always go back when I visit. But if I had that for lunch and sushi for dinner I would make damn sure to have my weird ultra foreign homemade hummus and lentil soup or a couscous chickpea thing for the next meal. The private ALT was just the privatization of the JET ALT program to cut government spending. I was there in 2000~1 and the private ALT thing had just started but probably became their mainstay later(?) Oh ~ okay. I was vegetarian for a few years, college age, and still cook basic vegetarian stuff at home, so I feel your pain with searching for beans to cook in Japanese supermarkets! I mail-ordered pricy canned refried beans for Mexican food cooking with my English club and they started dumping sugar into them! Even finding oatmeal, especially out in the boonies, was difficult. The concept of vegetarian is still extremely thin in Japan. Getting better I suppose but my friends were touring with the Groovie Ghoulies (US Ramonesy punk band) and all three were vegetarians. The after party restaurant made them a vegetarian udon that I am almost positive had fish product because, are fish really meat?? Macro-biotic diet is basically old Japanese country diet with minimal fish, but most Japanese associate vegetarianism with the Buddhist monk vegetarian meal, which is kinda bland. The tourist boom of the last decade has surely changed perspectives, but when my wife mentioned a supposed oncoming vegan boom, I reminded her that there is exactly one pure vegetarian restaurant in Hiroshima proper... |
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Post by nikkeisindex on Sept 7, 2021 20:27:30 GMT
I eventually lived in kind of a hipster neighborhood which is probably why I was able to see new vegan places popping up all over. I'm sure it was way different even slightly out of Tokyo much less further.
Yes I remember if me being vegetarian ever came up every Japanese person telling me to eat shojin ryori! I'd ask if they'd ever had it. Hmm, no, probably go to Kyoto. Thanks!
Oh another one, I got tricked into going out with students (these ones weren't so bad) and I appreciate that they were trying to be very nice to me but at some point word had gotten out I was "vegetarian" and this was a fucking pizza place and I kept hearing they were going to order me special vegetarian food. I kept saying please don't; I like pizza, let's all eat pizza. No deal. Guy brings out just a huge plate of unseasoned steamed vegetables, totally insane.
Oh well, live and learn. I quickly learned to 1) eat fish and 2) NEVER ADMIT TO BEING VEGETARIAN. Just say "I like fish and rice" or whatever is being naturally served at a place that you might eat at. "Vegetarian" seems to translate to "only vegetables" all too easily so you have to open with what you DO want to eat.
I cannot imagine that udon broth was vegan, especially back then. But if your band gets to tour Japan, I dunno, I'd just suck up some fish broth knowing you tried your best.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 8, 2021 5:25:04 GMT
I eventually lived in kind of a hipster neighborhood Shimokitazawa? That place is niiiiiiiiice. |
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Post by nikkeisindex on Sept 9, 2021 18:16:03 GMT
Ha! Close. Koenji baby --- Poor Cow aside Koenji kicks the shit out of Shimo, I would say has done so for decades and even moreso now that Shimo seems more like a mini-Shibuya. I mean it's trendy! Lotta whities over there last visit, did not appreciate.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 9, 2021 22:51:59 GMT
Ha! Close. Koenji baby --- Poor Cow aside Koenji kicks the shit out of Shimo, I would say has done so for decades and even moreso now that Shimo seems more like a mini-Shibuya. I mean it's trendy! Lotta whities over there last visit, did not appreciate. Damnit I think I have only been to the Tokyo suburbs that have Disk Unions. Koenji has no Disk Union. Don't think I have ever been to Koenji. |
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Post by nikkeisindex on Sept 10, 2021 17:43:21 GMT
UFO Club, 2man bolt, BASE Records, best station for station combini beers....
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 13, 2021 22:51:28 GMT
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Post by fuckface on Sept 13, 2021 23:40:15 GMT
kichijoji is nice plus its got a disc union and cool live venues
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 18, 2021 8:31:31 GMT
The Covid Savior Kono will certainly work all this out. If he doesn't, then whoever follows him in three months...or maybe the one after that...
Then again, never thought I would ever see major politicians even mention this topic for another 30 years...
Different surnames and gay marriage? A Great Leap Forward for Japan??
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 28, 2021 9:18:36 GMT
Of all the internet rabbit holes to end up going down... today it was the goddamn Japanese motherfucking royal family. The country gripped by unified hatred of the mother of this Komoro kid who will marry Princess Mako. The poor lass is no fucken oil painting. Living in her gilded cage she's guaranteed to be a virgin and is probably naive to the ways of the world to a discouraging extent. The lad probably sees her as punching his ticket to 777 Easy Street, pop. ME.  "Her sister is way better looking but fuckit this dove-brained bint will do until me and
my mum can work out how to fleece these royal family fuckwits fucken blind haha".
The lad rocks up to the airport for the wedding with a ponytail. Japan goes into meltdown. Outrageous. Ladle that onto the narrative of his grifter mum being one of the most hated women in Japan (I just found out all this shit today ffs). She nicked public money, borrowed some to put the lad through school then refused to pay it back (LOL) and possibly offed hubby for the insurance $$$. Four "suicides"/deaths around her within one year. Black Widow, iHomo. Japanese incensed! Then Mako today says she doesnt need the traditional Royal Family "fuck you then, fine, go on, fuck off then" 150 million yen (TAXPAYER FUCKING MONEY) payout. Good on her but I bet conniving mum-in-law and Kommers are elated about that. "You said fucking WHAT? You DONT WANT the 150 mill payout? Where's the consultation with me, your beloved husband and my mum, bish? FETCH ME MY GODDAMN SWITCH RIGHT NOW YOU FISH-FACED FUCK" |
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 28, 2021 10:04:14 GMT
ahaha sweet end of Royal Families everywhere ~ I saw about the turning down the 150 mil but this other stuff is juicy AF!
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 29, 2021 8:43:34 GMT
Don't really care how Kono lost and Kishida won it and I can't ask my wife because she backed one of the jukujo duo - the one that palled around with the nazi, I think - But Kishida is actually from Hiroshima and anti-nuke, although he visits the war kriminal shrine...Maybe Kishida is a fall guy, and Kono will be brought in with a stronger position in a few months...
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Post by nikkeisindex on Oct 3, 2021 20:22:57 GMT
Yes, this prompted some memories. When asking re: my Aeon apt how to use the mircowave I was told to put the item in and hit "go" because "he knows." Also some idiot left a bunch of shit in his fridge to rot so all teachers had to do a friendly inspection. I was very insulted as a 30 year old man that had successfully lived in several apartments without food rot that my English teacher boss had to make a personal visit to my home on a day off to make sure I wasn't living in rotten food. After getting out of Aeon I finally did really find my own apartment and this fucking old Japanese dude was just like "Right, that'll be one month's rent." I found the place, I walked in there, negotiated everything in Japanese, looked at exactly 1 apartment a 5 min walk away, knew immediately I'd have it, and explained that I would give him 1/2 month's rent for this 25 mins of work but not the full month. No. Then I heard minimini the apt rental place would do it for 1/2 month's rent and even if they didn't list that particular place specifically you could inform them of any apartment that was technically available. So sorry, dude, you could have had a pretty much free $400 but instead you got $0. Also disappointing was that guarantor shit. Literally I could have would have paid 8-9 month's rent up front. Nope, gotta have that Japanese bloodline on the hook for you if you bail. Even though you can end the lease with 1 mo's notice. I turned to friends, teachers, bandmates, and in true Japanese fashion no one was willing to take on the "risk" of signing. This quirky old lady I worked a few evenings a week for finally put her name down and let me get the place. What a pain in the balls but hey that lady ruled (dead now) and at least I didn't have to pay a company to act as guarantor.
Another one that was good fun and at some point I only have 3 like stories and have probably posted this before but I was sitting at home and I heard knocks and doorbell rings. Rule #1) never answer the door. It's never anything good. Why would I answer the door?
Well a few hours later there was more knocking and ringing which I probably enjoyed while sipping on a cool Ebisu until I heard the unmistakable sound of a key sliding into the lock. Oh hello. There is one very Official Japanese Lady and 2 Official Dudes all in uniform walking into my place.
We had a good laugh about what jackasses we all were and then they proceeded to check the smoke alarms and pretend to do something on the balcony (the concrete was cracked from some previous earthquake so obviously it should have failed any check but it's Japan, they showed up IN UNIFORM so all passes on that end).
It is weird for me to think of this in America but at the time I thought it was an entertaining afternoon.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 4, 2021 7:17:31 GMT
It's a straight up fucking mugging. Of course the meek Japanese all acquiesce. Can't even imagine how that shit would pan out if some landlord cunt had the gall to try it in the free west. Probably get bashed to death in his face right on the spot.
Golden rule here. Or it used to be anyway. Camp Leader's daily fucking Amazon deliveries have fucked it up the arse a bit.
Would make for another fun episode if they tried this stunt in the free west. I'm thinking both barrels of a shotgun directly to the face and full exoneration of self-defense actions in a court of law.
Once had a young turk of an NHK guy slip his foot inside my door when I went to close it. Are you fucking shitting me boy? He got the hairdryer treatment as I literally chased him back to the elevator.
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Post by sukebegg on Oct 4, 2021 8:54:57 GMT
Ah yes "key money", NHK and pixelated genitals...how long can Japan stay stuck in...whatever era produced that lunacy...So hard for the Gaijin to rent an apartment yet somehow the Chinese are buying up water rights and half of Hokkaido. Can't wait for Japan to open up again so the Chinese and other Asians can rush back in, stuffing suitcases in front of pharmacies around Dotonburi at 11 PM on a Sunday night*. Osaka can handle their "disorderliness" but for the rest of Japan, the invading East and SE Asian hordes will only serve as a painful reminder of Japan's great fall from being the leader of the region...
* Witnessed personally on my last trip to that lovely city...
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Post by nikkeisindex on Oct 4, 2021 9:40:38 GMT
The longer I'm away the more my brain works in reverse and I remember earlier memories more. One of which was The Legend of the NHK Man which I heard about via forums etc and was on guard for. So bro knocks on my door and I go "Ikura desu ka" which was maxing out my language skills at the time. The guy panics (all he had to do was say a number, I was trying to pay), digs in his bag and pulls out an English language brochure titled "DO YOU HAVE A CONTRACT WITH NHK?"
Well, no.
Then he went away and never came back.
Accidental success?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 4, 2021 9:50:19 GMT
So bro knocks on my door and I go "Ikura desu ka" which was maxing out my language skills at the time. The guy panics (all he had to do was say a number, I was trying to pay), digs in his bag and pulls out an English language brochure titled "DO YOU HAVE A CONTRACT WITH NHK?" Well, no. Then he went away and never came back. Accidental success? Jesus, what a couple of plonkers. I once answered the door and the dude started in with perfect English. I was so taken aback that I panicked and, in perfectly fluent English, blurted out "I don't speak English" and closed the door. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 4, 2021 9:58:24 GMT
Hokkaido towns are going bankrupt. They got no choice but to take the hated chinee yens. Towns emptied out and going ghosty. The youth exodus to the cities for jobs + birth rate fuckery (or non fuckery as this case may be) = ghost town death LOLL.
FAAHHHHHKK Jesus no, dont trigger me, it's been 2 years of BLISS without the rapacious hordes of shrieking cashed-up CUNTS swarming the length of the local open air arcade (it must be a Chinese thing as they ALL congregate there and won't venture 5 metres either side of the fucking thing to any other streets. Just arcade please.)
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 9, 2021 8:14:19 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 11, 2021 9:36:52 GMT
Web Seminar on how foreign gaijin to buy house in Japan as foreign gaijin.
--Japan Times--
Masahiro Sato (in photograph) here again.
Today we have Web Seminar for gaijin freak who want to buy Japanese house in Japan.
This is my house. No, you cannot have my house. Would you please get
the fuck out of my beautiful house right fucking now please thank you.
--Masahiro Sato.
Today Web Seminar of buying Japan house FAQ:--
--How to get financing as a foreigner:
No money lending for gaijin foreigner. Gaijin foreigner is flight risk.
-- How your residency status can significantly affect financing terms.
No one Japanese give a fuck how long you been here, gaijin. Once gaijin, always gaijin. 1 day, 30 years, 50 years, gaijin = gaijin forever.
-- Simulations of how the consumption tax increase on Oct 1, 2019 will affect the various components of your final purchase price
Perhaps existence of all gaijin is simulation. Like "Matrix" movie.
-- An overview of Japan’s currently ultra-low interest rate environment and simulations of how your total re-payment amount will change depending on what interest rate you get
Too much English word here, gaijin. This is Japan.
-- What to look for when doing a property viewing.
Look for house.
-- How to negotiate the purchase price.
Take it or leave it, shithead.
-- Tax benefits and tax deductions.
Noble Japanese citizen pay tax. Gaijin, please stop trying to exploit Japan system with tax deduction avoidance and tax fraud.
-- Government subsidies to help with a home purchase.
Government of Japan subsidies is for people of Japan not gaijin country.
"I thought I told you to get the fuck out of my house?"
--Masahiro Sato.
-- Consulting with banks to find out how much you can borrow.
LOL.
-- Provide Income/Expenditure spreadsheets for properties you are interested in, including costs involved in finding tenants.
Spreadsheet all in Japanese, gaijin no read. LOL.
-- Real estate market trends.
Beige trenchcoat like TV detective "Columbo" is very real market trend for college girls recently.
-- Interest rates.
Interest rates very.
-- Q&A session.
No question? Good. Time for lunch for We Japanese. Today, snot soup, deep-fried whale nits and porpoise placenta pudding. Traditional Japanese cuisine. Gaijin have bread.
Thank you gaijin for Web Seminal attend.
--Masahiro Sato
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Post by nikkeisindex on Nov 24, 2021 20:02:27 GMT
No more looking out the window! No more reading a book! And for God's sake DO NOT PURCHASE AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE! YOU SHOULD BE WORKING!!!!!
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Post by sukebegg on Dec 6, 2021 8:50:24 GMT
"Hey, white boy, what you doin' uptown? Hey, white boy, you chasin' our women around?"
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. Japan is trying so hard to maintain the fricking Wa that every little bit helps...
