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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2021 10:32:40 GMT
"U.S. citizens should carry proof of immigration and request consular notification if detained," it added. OMG white Americans get to wear some RACISM for the first time in their white-picketed lives and need their fucken embassy on speed dial.  Was walking home today and saw a new gym, looked very mom and pop so popped in for a nosey. 1 young dude behind the counter, looked to be the owner/operator... "How much for a month?" "22,000 yen" (holy shit that's pricey...) "Do you have a pull-up bar?" (only exercise I7m interested in) He points. "Can I have a look?" ...he crosses his arms in the batsu sign... ( I was kind of astonished here... thought a brand new biz would be desperate to sign people up) Then he says "Can you speak Japanese?" "Sure" "We don't have English staff here......................" No effort to get me a brochure or make a sale. He clearly just wanted me to fuck off. FINE CUNT! |
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Post by sukebegg on Dec 6, 2021 11:35:05 GMT
White people smell bad, can you imagine when they SWEAT? Probably clog our new air disinfectant system with that Caucasian sweat...Ever wonder why that word has "Asian" in it - Adolf had the news and there's a pamphlet explaining it in your local APA hotel room...
I have been stopped once:
I was stopped some years ago in Hiroshima and they cited some "suspicion of bladed weapon law" that allows them to stop anyone and I had, in fact, seen them questioning a Japanese man a few days earlier who had a tiny leather pouch on his belt (!). Nonetheless, it was a peak Hanami Sunday and I was bit into the sake, so I let them have it as a full tax payer, saying that their time would be much better served out chasing other Hanami drunkards who had maybe gotten behind the wheel that evening...
My white ex-marine, English school owner and part-time priest friend was stopped on his bike with the old "we're looking for a stolen bike around these parts" line of BS. However, my friend had his four-year old in the kiddie seat and was rushing him to the hospital because he had face-planted on some jungle jim and had a profusely bleeding mouth! My friend pointed it out and the cops still carried on about the bike for a few minutes before he just started riding again and told them to follow him to the emergency room if they had any more questions...
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Post by sukebegg on Dec 8, 2021 10:16:01 GMT
Good thing Japan isn't "authoritarian" like the ebil Chinese ...
What's next? Mandatory pr0nblockers for middle-schoolers?
When you're competing for gaijin japonnafile clicks, even the Japan Times isn't below a little word-play...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 8, 2022 23:55:04 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 25, 2022 2:55:53 GMT
wft,, absolute LOL's here, damn, maybe I should start watching Japanese tv again.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 27, 2022 22:12:17 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Feb 8, 2022 11:48:21 GMT
crossposting They'll be back, sooner than ya think... NINE kids in Japan yet I see no mention of Mormonism or other xtian sect so wft Easy to poke fun, I guess, but a sad indicator of the 30 years of Japanese stagflation, now becoming actual inflation I hear...I see more immigrants and working poor in Japan's future. Maybe there'll be a workers' revolt and they will welcome our Chinese Ubercomms with open arms... |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 8, 2022 12:33:26 GMT
Haha, I guess everyone spent the 100,000 yen stimuliii cheque on rent. We sure as fuck did. You'd have to be mental not to. In fact the only person I know who actually went shopping with the $$$$ was... an actual mental idiot from the mental clinic who blew the whole 100k on a down payment for....... a 200,000 yen goddamn little Aibo robot dog. FFS dude. Oh well, Abe wouldve been pleased.
Actually now I think I should have "invested" the whole 100k in wholesale records from the US to kickstart a distro. Haha, but then - sorry Japan - all 100k would be going offshore to gaijins. No money for you, Japan economy. Thanks for the 100k and go fuck yourselves.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 17, 2022 0:21:10 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Feb 17, 2022 0:52:10 GMT
We are booking tickets to go to Japan mid-March. If they still want my treble-vaxxed ass to quarantine for 10 days, you might see my name in the news.
Japanese will be able to come to Vietnam for two weeks with no visa and a one-day quarantine...
We flew to a nearby touristy island for the Tet New Year and there was zero "vax passport" checking or even body temperature check at the airports.
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Post by sukebegg on Feb 18, 2022 0:23:55 GMT
Gooooood!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 18, 2022 3:38:40 GMT
Fucking mental tax deduction system Camp Leader was just telling me about. "Furusato" or some shit. Why am I always the last to know about these shenanigans.
Eg, if you pay 90,000 yen tax and can claim back 60,000 yen... that still leaves you taxed 30,000... BUT you can "spend" that 30k on INSANELY overpriced farm products and shit. Eg, 10,000 yen worth of oranges. All fucking 17 of them. Yes, 500 yen per orange. But you wouldve lost that money to the taxman anyway... so its free money.
Fuck me.
That is some mafia shit.
The govt subsidising the shitty Japanese farmers.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 4, 2022 8:58:10 GMT
Japanese stereotypes of Europe
OMFG I've been in this fuckhead country for so fucking long I actually correctly guessed 7 of these straight off the bat. LMFAQ off at France and Poland. Will have to quiz Camp Leader later. |
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 4, 2022 9:47:07 GMT
Oh that Furosato tax sounds familiar. Japanese agriculture is teetering on its death. Japan bringing in immigrant farm workers? hell no.
Rural population went from 25 to 9 million since 1970.
tradingeconomics.com/japan/rural-population-percent-of-total-population-wb-data.html
There is also ongoing pushing of people from very rural to rural-suburban (outlying small towns but, like much of the US, filled with cheap chain shops and restos).
So what happens to Japanese farming? Ain't no way all the young people "U-turning" to live that sweet country life is going to turn this around: Food self-sufficiency of the country has gone from 80% in 1960 to a current 37%.
www.nippon.com/en/japan-data/h01101/#:~:text=The%20food%20self%2Dsufficiency%20rate,Forestry%2C%20and%20Fisheries'%20report.
Bread vs rice?
Fluffy sweet white bread. Forget about soy boys, howza Japan gonna defend against the Red Hoard with all these doughy incel gariben otaku hikikomoris?
eatingmahmeal bubbiewubbies hellsbellsringeth
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Post by Gordon, "Gordo", Forthreich on Mar 7, 2022 23:52:54 GMT
doughy incel gariben otaku hikikomoris **Emergency Convening of the Members Post Ranking Committee**
although what the hell is "gariben"? |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 8, 2022 0:12:37 GMT
So what happens to Japanese farming? Ain't no way all the young people "U-turning" to live that sweet country life is going to turn this around: No way this generation of poncey BTS vid casting-extra wannabees would ever messup their hair and nails by doing farmwork. Gross! Japan farms are fucked. Although if they can get some wifi going out there, that might lure they computey types out. Just imagine all those rad and rustic famrhouses just sitting there waiting. For Tokyoites in their 3 tatami misery cubes the very notion of the possibilities of such a life must be Location; Fap City Limits, Pop; Me. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 11, 2022 0:08:11 GMT
3/11. Today is the day.  I wonder whatever happened to these nifty 3-point turn making motherfuckers... |
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 11, 2022 0:33:27 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 11, 2022 9:44:50 GMT
We are finally making it into the Fortress of the Rising Sun next week! Typical Japlogic: We have three jabs, all AZ, but Japan only allows AZ for the first two jabs, so we have to spend three days in a govt.-paid hotel. Be there until May 8, so come on down to Hiroshima one and all. You haven't lived until you've downed cans across the river from the A-bomb dome! Peace!!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 12, 2022 4:23:57 GMT
You haven't lived until you've downed cans across the river from the A-bomb dome! Peace!! If I was Japanese I would love to troll you by summoning some fake tears then walking up to you and tearfully blurting out "you've already done enough damage. Please just leave". |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 15, 2022 0:34:22 GMT
Found Tsukebbo's itinerary online:
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 16, 2022 23:50:19 GMT
Wishful thinking mate. Piranhas in the moat and great whites in the 2-3 kilometer swim to shore...  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 23, 2022 8:15:05 GMT
Japanese Food
People wank on and on and on about how awesome Japanese food is.
I'm not fucken having it.
Most of it is deeply unhealthy and often just flat-out fucken revolting.
TL/DR I am so fucking bad at being in Japan.
Let's Review;
Tofu.
Disgusting. A tasteless white slab of wobbly snot. Not fucken eating this.
Miso soup.
AKA Snot Soup. Fuck off with this shit. It's not food, it's just a puddle of wet brown bullshit.
Umeboshi
An impossibly sour shrivelled plum gonad. Some sort of punishment from the samurai days, fucked if I know. Not food.
Sushi.
Sushi is fine and a big fuck yeah. Fuck off with the Snot Soup and get the sushi on.
Tempura.
A fucking joke of a food. A tiny piece of pumpkin or some shit that is deep fried in a massive casing of crusty batter. It's just 90% solidified cooking oil. This shit will kill you. Healthy food my black arse.
Soba
Revolting tasteless spaghetti. No taste.
Udon
Revolting tasteless spaghetti. No taste.
Oden
Boiled eggs and radish floating about in a puddle of tasteless hot water. Fucking terrible. Not eating this shit.
Nabe
Nabe = Pot. Yep, just any rando shit thrown in a pot with hot water. Fuck this floaty bullshit.
Natto
Rotten beans. Obviously not food. It's gone rotten you stupid cunts. Throw it out.
Tonkatsu
Deep-fried pork on rice. Japanese food is so healthy. This shit will kill you.
Mochi
Sugared rice that's been kneaded into the consistency of a melted eraser. Inedible. This is the shit that old cunts choke on and die from every New Years. LOL.
Okonomiyaki
Pizza sized pancake of half-raw flour covered in dead squid and mayonnaise. Hmmmm, delicious. Get fucked.
Yakitori
Skewered and grilled chicken bits. Can work if the fucking thing is not 86% gristle. TL/DR, it's always 86% gristle. I reckon I could make this way better than some of the insulting shit on a stick they dish up at restaurants.
Takoyaki
Half-raw flour dough balls with a tiny piece of fucking octopus inside. Hmm, what a treat. You may was well eat raw flour and a microwaved eraser. Fuck this shit.
Ramen
The wank about ramen is off the charts. After eating this with its oil and bullshit your guts will feel crook as fuck. There's a reason most Japanese people are somehow fat and skinny at the same time and I reckon it's this rubbish.
Karaage
Fried chicken. No hot water, no floaty shit, no half-raw flour. Congratulations Japan on not fucking up fried chicken. FFS.
Sukiyaki
Here we fucken go again, another pot of hot water with floating fucking vegetables. You can't taste a thing except for fucken hot water. Plus it has that see-through spaghetti bullshit that everyone avoids as they make a beeline for the salvageable bits of meat that, too late, have already been stripped of all meat taste by the stupid fucking hot water. Fuck this nonsense.
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 24, 2022 12:41:02 GMT
The quality is the key ~ I actually really like Oden but have never in my life bought it from a fucking conbini. Of course some stuff, like takoyaki, could never be good. It is funny how roundeyes generally have some view of Japanese food being healthy but are then confronted with gobs of mayo and dripping grease. Even Hiroshimaites try to claim okonomiyaki is healthy because: cabbbage! I will hit my fave place here at some point for a late Hiro-okono (cheese+negi topping) lunch with a few beers and then go home and take a nice long nap...
Been eating at Fumi-chan for some 20 fuggin years!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Apr 22, 2022 0:28:08 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 10, 2022 1:00:48 GMT
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fuckface
will gargle nuts for more nuts
hey there
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Post by fuckface on May 11, 2022 4:18:38 GMT
Japanese Food
People wank on and on and on about how awesome Japanese food is.
I'm not fucken having it.
Most of it is deeply unhealthy and often just flat-out fucken revolting.
TL/DR I am so fucking bad at being in Japan.
Let's Review;
Tofu.
Disgusting. A tasteless white slab of wobbly snot. Not fucken eating this.
Miso soup.
AKA Snot Soup. Fuck off with this shit. It's not food, it's just a puddle of wet brown bullshit.
Umeboshi
An impossibly sour shrivelled plum gonad. Some sort of punishment from the samurai days, fucked if I know. Not food.
Sushi.
Sushi is fine and a big fuck yeah. Fuck off with the Snot Soup and get the sushi on.
Tempura.
A fucking joke of a food. A tiny piece of pumpkin or some shit that is deep fried in a massive casing of crusty batter. It's just 90% solidified cooking oil. This shit will kill you. Healthy food my black arse.
Soba
Revolting tasteless spaghetti. No taste.
Udon
Revolting tasteless spaghetti. No taste.
Oden
Boiled eggs and radish floating about in a puddle of tasteless hot water. Fucking terrible. Not eating this shit.
Nabe
Nabe = Pot. Yep, just any rando shit thrown in a pot with hot water. Fuck this floaty bullshit.
Natto
Rotten beans. Obviously not food. It's gone rotten you stupid cunts. Throw it out.
Tonkatsu
Deep-fried pork on rice. Japanese food is so healthy. This shit will kill you.
Mochi
Sugared rice that's been kneaded into the consistency of a melted eraser. Inedible. This is the shit that old cunts choke on and die from every New Years. LOL.
Okonomiyaki
Pizza sized pancake of half-raw flour covered in dead squid and mayonnaise. Hmmmm, delicious. Get fucked.
Yakitori
Skewered and grilled chicken bits. Can work if the fucking thing is not 86% gristle. TL/DR, it's always 86% gristle. I reckon I could make this way better than some of the insulting shit on a stick they dish up at restaurants.
Takoyaki
Half-raw flour dough balls with a tiny piece of fucking octopus inside. Hmm, what a treat. You may was well eat raw flour and a microwaved eraser. Fuck this shit.
Ramen
The wank about ramen is off the charts. After eating this with its oil and bullshit your guts will feel crook as fuck. There's a reason most Japanese people are somehow fat and skinny at the same time and I reckon it's this rubbish.
Karaage
Fried chicken. No hot water, no floaty shit, no half-raw flour. Congratulations Japan on not fucking up fried chicken. FFS.
Sukiyaki
Here we fucken go again, another pot of hot water with floating fucking vegetables. You can't taste a thing except for fucken hot water. Plus it has that see-through spaghetti bullshit that everyone avoids as they make a beeline for the salvageable bits of meat that, too late, have already been stripped of all meat taste by the stupid fucking hot water. Fuck this nonsense. exciting yet bland |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 16, 2022 3:12:05 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on May 16, 2022 9:23:55 GMT
Looks like a chinpira, so you gotta wonder if he ended up trying to get protection from the yaks and they introduced him to the glass pipe (or gambling or girls), easily relieving him of the funds.
I have the same moral dilemma over realizing a whole bottle of wine was left off our bill the other night. I mean, I'd want a customer to do that if I was a business owner...of course the government, the dreaded komuin, that's a different kettle of fish. How much have the non-payers of NHK ripped off over the years?
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Post by Sprague Dawley on May 16, 2022 9:50:12 GMT
The lad might look like an utter moran but has done it surprisingly well so far. Withdrawing 600k a day so as not to arouse suspicion then cancelling all his shit and vanishing.
You could say retreat to the countryside and lay low but those bored old fucks out in the boonies gossip like motherfuckers and a new twat like him would stick out like the dogs nuts. Especially cos he's under 60-years old unlike every single motherfucker left out there.
Better off laying low in Tokyo, a fahhhking massive city. Although there are cameras there....
What city in Asia would be the cheapest to live in?
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