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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 17, 2021 9:28:10 GMT
My cable channels lost the contract which is a blessing really as I'll easily blob out and watch 3 entire matches back-to-back "DAZN" channel is filthy cheap at 1500 yen a month but fucked if I'm signing up, I just get too lost in the season narratives. tl/dr Manchester Shitty have already purchased the title.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 29, 2021 4:13:21 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 29, 2021 8:19:15 GMT
They had put in some rules to try to cut down dangerous headers but there's only so much you can contain it. Ame Foot should be outright banned because of the problem. MMA et al too...No one is making contact with the Golden Boy's head tho...
Arse v Tott was great if you like drinking Harry Kane tears, especially when he gives up at the ball and runs all the way downfield only to fail in stopping the goal! They need to unload him before he drops below 100 million...Arsenal are still behind the Bees though...
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 12, 2021 6:17:07 GMT
Man U down to begging the David Brent of the footie to come help them ejaculate Ronaldo in the Champions League. Been watching a lot of MU fan yuutubez and learning how the Glazers have really fucked over the legacy of that team. Allow this doofus ex-Liverpool (with zero silverware even) to take over MU? Interesting season keeps getting more interesting...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 12, 2021 9:16:29 GMT
Thought Man U and L-pool had some sort of unspoken pact where players couldnt play for the other? Thought surely that would extend to managers.
All those seppo owners are some proper villains. Pommy footie made a crossroads deal when they let all these foreign oligarch cuntz buy up teams. That is some national heritage shit. Why dont they flog Windsor Castle and Lindsey Buckingham Palace off to some tea-toweled sportswashing sheik cunt while theyre at it
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 12, 2021 9:55:05 GMT
yabbut at least the Sheikhs care about the teams and staff them appropriately, thus Man City. As I understand it, the MU board and football director don't give a shit that they are skating along and racking up a massive debt is great for the other operations, so it will be fun to see what happens when they lose Ronaldo, Pogba, et al over the summer, and end up 11th, tied with an ascendant Geordie Brigade, next season... "Da phuq ya mean I caint dress like a fokkin' Ayrab mate?!"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 21, 2021 1:27:22 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 21, 2021 7:34:17 GMT
Stole several hundred million pounds and was never heard from again...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 21, 2021 7:45:57 GMT
What a grift. Paid 7 million pounds in severance pay.
7 million pounds just to NOT go to work.
FFS.
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 21, 2021 10:14:35 GMT
A paltry sum compared to what they are going to lose/have to spend: Probably end up booted to Europa League out of there in quarters, and with an ice cube's chance in hell in even making fourth in the league this year. How much will they have pay for extricating Poochi or that Dutch football genius at PSG? Even Brendan Rogers would cost them. Zidane? Just can't see him wanting to walk into this shit-show... So probably Ole's even-shittier coaches will be put in charge, no money spent in Jan, and, say wot?, Ronaldo out for three months due to injury attained whilst kicking a goal post??? [clown car emoji]
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 22, 2021 8:29:53 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 22, 2021 11:07:53 GMT
Just googled Maguire's salary: That's 1 week!
Not 1 year.
1 fucking week!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 3, 2021 9:04:57 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 5, 2021 3:54:25 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2021 0:10:10 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2021 0:51:57 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 6, 2021 10:38:43 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 8, 2021 10:19:56 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 11, 2021 2:48:14 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 12, 2021 0:06:04 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 30, 2021 1:44:10 GMT
West Ham: 4 Snotford: 1I bet West Ham striker "Antonio" is doing a LOT of fucking around in London. I mean a LOT. Bitch magnet, iHomo Snotford seems to have a lot of terrorists in their side. Not the sort of blokes you want in the trenches with you, Sir Elton. They lost 4-1 here ffs. You should've hired me as Chief Scout then you wouldn't be in this mess, Good Sir. Brazilian signings yes. Syrian signings, no. It's not rocket science, Rocket Man. Spurs: 1 Southampton: 1Tottenham are clearly the most beautiful and stylish team in the division. That much is inarguable. The grinning chinaman, the freakish Moura, the killing machine Kane, the effervescent Dele Alli. Surely everyone's favourite team, I will brook no dissent on this matter. NO DISSENT.Disaster here though. Some thyroid freak in goal managed to completely fuck up the glorious Spurs narrative. Wave after wave of irresistibly sexy attack repelled by the missing link between the sticks. The Alcoholic Doherty had enough chances to bury the cunts on his own. Spurs Match Day Result GIF:
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 30, 2021 1:45:11 GMT
Crystal Palace: 3 Norwich: 0
Crystal Palace have a LOT of handsome young black men in their lineup.
A LOT.
In comparison, Norwich White Working Mens Club have only ONE black man. Poor scouting, iHomo. Everyone knows that handsome young black men win matches.
And so it came to pass here.
Time to join the 20th Century, Norwich. Black people are allowed to play now.
The colour commentator here was a teenage bogan chav WOMAN. She sounded thick as a plank made of other planks. WFT. How did she get the job? Is her daddy the team owner? Surely. That fucken accent is rough as fucken minced gravel. Plus she only knows ONE adjective; "brilliant". Everything is "brilliant". Needless to say here, everyone drinks on "brilliant"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 30, 2021 1:45:58 GMT
Liverpool: 0 Lester: 1
Rooting hard for Lester here, Spurs need some top 4 fail to make up ground. Speaking of rooting, goalie "Alison" might have a girls name but that beard is pure 70's porn star. No wonder the Liverpool players try so hard to keep the ball away from his goal, they know that if anyone gets too close to the great He-Man that they may actually inadvertently become pregnant.
LOL@Mohammed, right there at the controls of the 747 Jumbo Jet, engines to power, and he's gone and missed BOTH the bloody twin towers.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 30, 2021 1:47:08 GMT
Chelsea: 1 Brighton: 1
YESSS. Seaside cuntz have done Spurs a solid here. After rogering a million chances Brighton finally got their equaliser right at the death. Chelsea make some good baddies. - Marcus Alonso, gets acquitted of murder and looks like a Lord Farquhar tosspot.
- John Terry, some sort of trophy lap cosplay thing.
- Team owned by Russian Bond villain.
I went to Chelsea once, it is insanely posh and swank, the womens and their skintight leggings were such swanky spunks. They call them "Sloane Sluts" or something, I forget now. Of course I couldn't talk to any of them cos my Jungles of Onehunga accent wouldve only confused and distressed them and resulted in me being reported to a local constable and possibly deported for crimes against enunciation.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 30, 2021 1:47:46 GMT
Man City: 1 Brent Ford: 0
Contractual obligation of a match. Man City with barely a fuck given.
"Brent Ford"? WFT is "Brent Ford"? No wonder the mega bucks cuntz wanted their own Super Wanker Super League. Who gives a shit what "Brent Ford" wants? Fuck the guy.
Foden's new hairdo makes him look like he gargles junk for more junk down by the docks.
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Post by sukebegg on Jan 1, 2022 11:56:50 GMT
Hey Boomer, ever here of Reddit? It's like 4chan but less [redacted]... www.reddit.com/r/footballhighlights/new/Full matches and highlights, and the only spoiler risk is the thumbnails on the vids sometimes. Shameful, but I have been waking up a lot of mornings and going straight to a full match from the (late) night before. Still more obsessed with Man U than I should be but tapering it off a bit. Still think Harry Maggot is a bloody [redacted] but the Rangnick saga is going to be interesting however it works out for the team... Also recently discovered that pirate live streams have really stepped up in quality...but I will put that on a postcard and send it to you because we all know piracy is just crushing the Global Football Industry...I mean Juan Mata cashed in his well-deserved reputation by sitting on the bench at MU under Idiot Ole for a year, maybe lamely trotting about in the last 10 minutes at Brighton or whatever, for some 8 million pounds...
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 1, 2022 12:45:36 GMT
Reddit's formatting gives me raging cock hives but I will endeavor to have a good hard root around that link squire.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 1, 2022 23:26:59 GMT
Man Utd:1 Birnley:0
Cavani, another corrosively-handsome man.
Tottenham: 1 Snotford: 0
Where's my extended highlights cunts? You fast-forward straight to the 95th minute for the goal? Was all the rest of the match dogshit? I'm not paying nothing for this free service you know although actually I
Man City: 2 Arsenal: 1
Gabriel Jesus perpetually crybabied eyebrows annoy me. Get off the cross cunt.
1 min highlight for Spurs and 30 mins for Arsenal? The fuck. Commentator Peter Drury REALLY fucking annoys me. Just an overwrought hyperbollock simp. Far be it from me to wish ill will upon another human being but if Drury were to contract Covid and become invalided and require a lifetime of intubation down his overzealous maw then well fine let's just let the medical professionals err on the side of caution and make the intubation tube a permanent fixture down the sooky cunts throat.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Jan 3, 2022 23:34:15 GMT
Brighton: 3 Everton: 2
OMGF the main commentator was a WOMAN.
As a neanderthal drongo this is jarring and, honestly, it is messing with my "big match feel". How well/badly is this bold innovation being received in ol Blighty?
"Switch that slag OFF!"
"FFS it's like I'm getting yelled at from fucken kitchen!"
"I have nothing against a woman doing this job but maybe they could run her voice through some sort of Stevie Hawking voicebox to make it more manlike? Just a thought."
Man Utd: 0 Wolverhampton Wandering Men's Club: 1
Can't stand this misery guts "Jim Beglin" cunt in the booth. He seems incapable of excitment. Does anything get you fired up cunt? Would almost rather have the bogan teen chick who thinks every single little thing that ever happened is "brilliant".
I did like the headband for the mentally handicapped worn by "Raul". Nothings gonna scare the shit out of the oppo more than lining up against a fella who's wearing mental person protective headgear and is clearly out on a day pass from the funny farm. "I'm a danger to myself and yes, occasionally to those around me. Let's play soccer!"
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Post by sukebegg on Jan 4, 2022 5:23:13 GMT
After the vax, everyone mysteriously fell in line with female sportstalkers although I wonder if the US has any female play-by-play or commentators for pro male sports. The main host for NBC's Premier League show is a woman....
Some serious concerns about Rangnick not being able to kick ass and take names at MU. Still have high hopes for him but they better sell the dross and get a strong midfield going on now in the Winter window and not wait until summer. Hope he doesn't become a Glazer puppet. Even Ronaldo will walk if they don't qualify for CL next year.
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