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Post by sukebegg on Aug 20, 2022 12:33:06 GMT
Oh, I'm not a fan just addicted to the ongoing soap opera of the club...Liverpool at home next...Haggis there is lucky to already be bald, no hair to tear out... So glad I have a silly story about spotting Giggsy in the Singapore airport once...  Manchester Crown Court heard an hour and a half of other messages between the couple, which included one in which Giggs referred to his former partner as "the jam in my doughnut". He also told Kate she was "the salt in my tequila" and "the truffle in my pasta". It follows a string of flirty exchanges read out to the jury yesterday, including an X-rated poem Giggs sent Kate saying she makes him "as hard as a totem pole". www.thesun.co.uk/sport/19555946/ryan-giggs-ex-kate-greville-abandoned-dinner/ |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 20, 2022 23:17:18 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 21, 2022 0:51:38 GMT
found ma wee highlights site is still up off we go again
Spurs 2
Chelsperm: 2
Manager handbags on the touchline LOL. Chelsperm's kraut coach was just aggrieved that Conte's hairweave is so rad you could surf on the fucken thing. No need to try to attack him on the sideline just cos you're jealous of his awesome hair you immature bosch fuckwit. Just go get your own hairweave ffs, it's not like you can't afford it. Fucken sook nazi cunt.
Manchester United: 0
Brent Ford Invitational XI: 4
Excuse me but what the fucking ARSE was going on in this one? I dont follow the diveball closely enough to understand results like this. Surely not one of The Brent Ford Invitational XI would even be good enough to land a spot on the Man U bench? And yet "BRENTFORD" (whatever the fuck that is) were 4-0 up on the almighty world famous Manchester United soccer team after just 30 minutes? Is that like Namibia being 40-0 up on the All Blacks in the rugby after 20 minutes? I think it fucking might be you know!
Liverpool 1
Palace 1
WFT LPool seem have have SOLD Sadio Mane. Why dont you just hand the trophy to Man Sheiky now then you stupid cunts.
Palace again with a grand total of TWO white men in the team. Maybe that's their quota. Bizarre exclusionary selection policy. The white man can play too you know. Lionel Messi was a white man! Just give them a chance, coach. They won't let you down. You can trust a white man!
Virgil Van Dyke is a handsome fella but he HAS to get shot of that old ladys manbun. It makes him look like a stupid bonyface granny.
Spurs 1
EL Wolverhampton'e: 0
Fucking Wolves, all their players are handsome little fellas from Portugal of all places. Fucking lorry full of undocumented migrant workers if you ask me. Spurs were a bit shit and were fairly lucky to dispatch the lorry packed full of loathsome little crying ponytailed lotharios back up the M-26*
*may not be actual motorway
Fulham 3
Brent Ford 2
Looked to be a thrilling old ding dong. After Brent Ford's heroics last weekend they will be shattered to lose to a tiny dogshit tinpot club like Fulham. I once had a job posting flyers into mailboxes in Fulham, row after row of identical tiny miserable little tenement houses, God, England, what a shithole
Notts Forest 1
Everton 1
No sign of Garry Birtles. Or Trevor Francis. Yes, it's been a while since I've seen Nottingham Forest play
The commentator was a WOMAN and, make sure you pommy cavemen are sitting down for this one, she was excellent. Time for you pommy drongo neanderthals to get dragged into el 20th century. No, she didnt say "brilliant" every 3 seconds like the other mince-brained slag
Spurs legend Dele Alli languishing on the bench. Final score 1-1. What have you got to lose Evertone u fucking spacklords
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Aug 22, 2022 7:36:45 GMT
Man Sheiky: 3
Newcastle: 3
Woah never seen a red card overturned before. High drama. The ref who's rogered the initial call has to really put his ego aside to go back to a yellow
Thrilling match. FFS MC were 1-3 down, jammy sheik cunts, fuck their terrorist sportswashing bullshit agenda. I hope their giant new billion pound scandi striker gets a terminal case of nits.
cHELSPERM 0
Leeds: 3
HAHAHA OH FUCK ME THE CHELSKI GOALIE, he has had an absolute Betty Crocker there, "hey, you know what, while I'm under the kosh here on my own goalline I reckon it would be a good time to wheel out my Cryuff turn in a Premier League game in front of thousands and thousands of fans OH FUCK, turns out I dont really know what a Cryuff turn even is, Jesus, no, no, FUCK!, FUCK!, FUCK YOU JOHAN CRYUFF U FUCKING CUUUUUUUUNT!"
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Sept 16, 2022 21:37:03 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Sept 27, 2022 9:02:23 GMT
Other twitter comments:
How the fuck is Harry McGuire a professional footballer man
Harry Mcguire is one useless cunt.
Can't understand all the Harry Mcguire hate, he was clearly the best player on the pitch for Germany.
Harry McGuire Seriously 80 million never
My day hasn't started and Harry McGuire and the bank of England are fucking it up
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Post by beta on Sept 27, 2022 9:30:17 GMT
I am pretty drunk n stoned but I would really like to know what the F Robert Green has been ingesting...  Maybe my man has PTSD... Rob Green has stolen a shed load of drugs from me. ON REPORT. Fuck. I don't miss England, but I sure miss the matches on the miserable afternoons in the rain. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 1, 2022 23:40:37 GMT
soccerhighlights.net/soccerhighlights.net/soccerhighlights.net/
Spurs 6
Lester Shitty 2
Lester actually looked great on attack....... but their defenders were all crippled barbequed dogs with sauce all over their arses just assuming the position for a good bestial reaming. Heung Ming Son BENCHED. Then later he comes off the bench and goes FULL MOTHERFUCKING SQUID GAMES on poor old Lester Shitty. tl/dr; the Korean lad barbequed Lester Shitty like the dogs they are then feasted on their lachrymose remains.
Arsenal 3*
Spurs 1Absolute sickener. Thomas The Party Rapist getting roundly booed, then he scores a goal and the boos instantly switch to cheers. Disgraceful commentary on the modern game and the subhumans that support Arsenal Football Club. The Arsenal team should void all points in matches involving Partey and report immediately forthwith for a season of fixtures in the 4th division against the Arseclag Bottle and Rovers Pub and Arms XI and Bellcunt Abattoir Working Men's United Tardranchers.
Liverpool 3
Brighton 3LOL@ fullback Arnold, sauntering about like he thinks he's Michael Jordan. He looks like a big ol' lumpy striker who's been asked to fill in at fullback for the day. Yet that position is actually his fulltime professional job LOL This looked to be a nice big ding dong of a match. Groundskeeper Willie in the comms box was well into it. The Scroteland accent lends a certain working class gravitas to proceedings. Like a posh twit accent commentating the cricket. Know Your Place, Englanders. The inarguable foundation of all your lives. It must be so weird growing up as an Brit.
"But Mummy, I want to rise above my station"
"We havent got right accent for that fuckface now fetch me el bovril"
Wolves 0
West ham 2
The sexy, sexy manbunned Portugeuse have only scored 3 goals this season. Less time on overly elaborate morning skincare rituals, more time on el kicky kicky, el cabrones.
Newcastle 4
Fulham 0
ffs VAR after EVERY goal, it's worse than rugby. Player scores and instead of el celebrationnes erupting stadium-wide we all enter schrodinger's stasis world of muted murmurings, am I going to get laid or am I going to get fucked. Fulham's slick haired Coach Silva looks like he drives a red Italian convertible and bilks old people's homes out of their govt subsidies so he can afford a higher class of hooker.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 2, 2022 22:56:36 GMT
Manchunder Unitard: 3
Khasshogi Kutting Klub: 6
Oh dear. The Khasshogi Kutting Krew have gone full bonesaw action on the boners and ballsacks of the lost wee lads of Manchunder here. Dissolved their hopes and dreams in baths of liquid-hot acid. Hoovered up the bits and remnants and smashed it down their own glugholes for a laugh.
The KKK Frankenmess Sportswash Hooverjob Allstar Coronationne Processionne (KKKFFSFPP) is in FULL effect.
Far be it from me to wish ill fortune upon another human BUT if Pep Guardilaoao were to find himself in a govt embassy, his corporeal form slowly dissolving in a white hot acid bath, then I am sorry, his tearful pleas of a sponge rub to ease the pain would be politely declined.
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Post by beta on Oct 3, 2022 13:00:01 GMT
Chelsea won. I remember a "Chelsea" bar in Shimokitazawa. Watched too many matches there. Would probably go there again, were I to swim to Japan in the next few years, even if the fucken bar doesn't exist anymore. I just liked the place, as it made Shimokitazawa worth visiting in the afternoon as opposed to seeing a million punk rock bands on weekend nights.
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 4, 2022 21:43:41 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 9, 2022 0:12:46 GMT
Spuzz 1
Brighton 0
Fairly jammy win to the good guys here. Not much else happened. Spurs bright yellow socks looked snazzy
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Brent Ford XI: 1
New Castle: 5
Is there any greater sight in El Futbol than when goalies and their defenders engage in a bit of overconfident kickabout at the back and get too clever for their own good. The opposing strikers smell blood in the water and start circling their prey and oh dear the goalie what is he doing it's all gone horribly wrong
Eyebrows Almiron seems like the sort of insanely talented enigmatic type that should play for Spurs. It's settled then. Get that offer in
Brent Ford's coach has very, VERY Soccer Man hair. You know the sort. Overly long, flouncy, very sassoony. That's fine. But not on old men. Know your station, old man. Floppy teenage hairdo's on 50 year old wrinkly faces just make you look like an emotional infant who has failed to grasp where he is in relation to the real world at large.
**WARNING** EXTREME Soccer Hair, NSFW:
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 17, 2022 22:40:35 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Oct 22, 2022 16:27:40 GMT
This one is real wFt!
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Oct 23, 2022 0:22:49 GMT
Loss to Nottingham Forest away FFS...stadium holds a few hundred, no? LOL@Lolpool. Mo Salah's mojo has utterly vanished. Far be it from me to speculate wildly in that I'm not saying it's a devout muslim 9/11 crossroads karma situation...................... but you never really do know do you.
Manchunder U looked like a different team vs Chelsperm. Alive with intent. This guy Antony's left foot is straight-up murder |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 7, 2022 1:53:19 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 7, 2022 7:44:16 GMT
Gonna boycott it. To try to create some good karma from that corrupt murderous event, I will be chanting "Kepahl Kothandaramarama" every morning of the WC while blasting this:
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Nov 7, 2022 8:47:30 GMT
Gonna boycott it. To try to create some good karma from that corrupt murderous event, Tempted to join you BUT i always end up glued to the telly for these things. Disgraceful. Maybe I'll boycott the group stages. That'll show them. That is how these things work isnt it? |
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Post by sukebegg on Nov 7, 2022 13:32:02 GMT
Apartheid was destroyed slowly bro, SJW^Woke(C)-approved baby-steps are swell. However, we should definitely not allow the new Axis of Evil China/Russia/Iran to step foot in the great enlightened state of K-TAR. The Hand of God followed by the greatest goal God ever saw was the apex of the WC. www.insider.com/diego-maradona-hand-of-god-was-revenge-for-the-falklands-2020-11ETA: Too many of the matches end in penalties, which I despise anyhow, so...any good rugby on in the coming six weeks? |
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Post by beta on Nov 7, 2022 18:43:12 GMT
ETA: Too many of the matches end in penalties, which I despise anyhow, so...any good rugby on in the coming six weeks? Football matches ending in penalties is the bane of my existence. Rugby, on the other hand, is for real. Still Aston Villa beat Manchester United yesterday, which is particularly satisfying for a few minutes. Should Southampton be relegated that would significantly improve my mood. Worst supporters I have ever played matches against, you know, when farting around on the weekends in England. |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 19, 2022 0:40:03 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 19, 2022 2:24:58 GMT
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Dec 20, 2022 8:32:06 GMT
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Post by beta on Dec 20, 2022 17:46:34 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Jan 21, 2023 7:04:11 GMT
Ronaldo might have his ultimate revenge or we will see just how much Ten Hag can pull off after a slight misstep against Palace with an on-fire Arsenal tomorrow (Casemiro suspended!). They have three games a week until March and the squad is thin except for Harry da Fridge... Damn, it's from the Athletic and I think you need to be a member. I signed up for a few months cheap but this article is kina twaddle. Al Nassr = Sunderland, um ok chief...but I do want a Boreham Wood shirt now!(Before I even saw this recent style!)  |
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Feb 6, 2023 10:49:41 GMT
HO. LEE. SHIT.
....one thing I dont get.... where the Fuck do Chelsea get the $$ to buy $600 million worth of players even though their russki oligarch cunt owner is gone?
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Post by sukebegg on Feb 6, 2023 15:16:50 GMT
HO. LEE. SHIT. ....one thing I dont get.... where the Fuck do Chelsea get the $$ to buy $600 million worth of players even though their russki oligarch cunt owner is gone? Man City: Hold my beer... Points reduction, like now? MU can beat Leeds twice and Leicester for an easy nine points even without The Casemiro Strangler...Arsenal had a hiccup but are probably happier than pigs in shit about this Man City atom bomb. Crazy season, with Liverpool and Chelsea faltering in stunning style. Graham Potter jumps ship from Brighton who are now four points ahead of Chelsea with a game in hand. Brentford and Fulham in 7th and 8th...Fulham is the oldest team in London...thus "Craven Cottage" I suppose. |
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 5, 2023 19:57:41 GMT
Pre-emptive strike 歴史的！
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Post by Sprague Dawley on Mar 5, 2023 23:11:18 GMT
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Post by sukebegg on Mar 21, 2023 10:16:55 GMT
Normally wouldn't watch an FA Cup quarterfinal but...This game was 70 minutes of Fulham toying with MU and taking a 1-0 lead - then suddenly one minute of absolute self-immolation by Fulham...
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